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| Originally posted by evil_bastard TOON TOON... |
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| Originally posted by FTM So you love Cartoon network aswell, heres me thinking i was the only one. TOON TOON we love TOONS |
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| Originally posted by TranceGiant ROFL whats a Mackem, please?  |
Yes 'Mackems' ARE the lowest form of human beings. they think their so called 'team'(Scumberland FC) is the best in the north of england, when clearly newcastle, middlesbrough, leeds, york, darlington carlisle and hartleypool are ten times the team scumberland will ever be. there was a time when they had a monkey as a manager, but the monkey couldnt do a good enough job to please the mackem supporters, so they thought they would sack it and bring in howard wilkinson who is even worse than the monkey.
does that answer your question TranceGiant??
dreamer
p.s. Grow Your Own Dope, Plant A Mackem!
The monkey that managed them was also the laughing stock of North East England.
Here are a few chants from Newcastle when the monkey (Peter Reid) was in charge:
(To the tune of 'Daydream Believer')
Cheer up Peter Reid,
Oh what can it mean,
to a,
sad mackem bastard
and a,
shit football team!!
(To the tune of 'Who let the Dogs Out')
Who let the monkey out?
Who, who who who who?
Who let the monkey out?
Who, who who who who?
etc...
(To the tune of 'Yellow Submarine')
In the land, where I was born
Lives a man, with a monkey's heed
And he went, to Sunderland,
And his name, Is Peter Reid
Altogether now
Peter Reid's got a fuckin monkey's heed,
a fuckin monkey's heed,
a fuckin monkey's heed,
Peter Reid's got a fuckin monkey's heed,
a fuckin monkey's heed,
a fuckin monkey's heed,
etc....
Heed means head by the way.
And here's one with no relation to monkey-man, but nice nonetheless:
(to the tune of My Ding a Ling)
When I was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Two Sunderland fans, hanging on a string
She told me to kick their fucking heads in...
Mackems on a string
Mackems on a string
She told me to kick their fucking heads in!
Mackems on a string
Mackems on a string
She told me to kick their fucking heads in!
Too be a Newcastle Supporting geordie (not all geordie's support the skunks) you first have to buy a black n white replica kit two sizes too small, then on your way to the land fill on match day drop into one of the boozers where you HAVE to drink brown ale because its "fighting" drink and it makes you look "hard". After a crushing deafeat you can either make your way to the bigg market were you fight anything that dosent move (telephone boxes, lamp posts etc)or stay in the stadium crying and try get on the TV for your 10 seconds of fame.
I know what your thinking there a bunch of pathetic sad wankers but thats only the tip of it....more information on how to be a barcode will follow.
FTM 
Heres another:
(To the tune of 'Yellow Submarine')
In the land, where I was born
Lives a man, peels bananas with his feet
And he went, to Sunderland,
And his name, Is Peter Reid
Altogether now
Peter Reid's peels bananas with his feet,
peels bananas with his feet,
peels bananas with his feet,
Peter Reid's peels bananas with his feet,
peels bananas with his feet,
peels bananas with his feet,
etc....
Not quite right FTM......
To be a Newcastle Supporting geordie (All Geordies Hate The Mackems) you first have to buy a black n white replica kit, then on your way to the Fortress St. James' Park on match day drop into one of the boozers where you HAVE to drink brown ale because its "Newcastle" drink and it makes you a "Geordie". After a crushing deafeat of the opposite team they can either make your way to the bigg market were you fight anything wearing red n white(makems)or stay in the stadium celebrating and try get on the TV to give the mackmes grief.
Question: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a Mackem. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Anser: Shoot the Mackem. Twice.
All geordies hate the mackems?? you have obviously been listening to sir john hall and hes "geordie nation" bollox too much, theres many sunderland fans from newcastle who would rather call them selfs geordie hence the old chant of "red n white geordies" at roker park and at a certain cup final (1973) a chant of "if your proud to be a geordie clap your hands" went around wembly. Have you not realised that i never take the pish out of geordies, only mags.
FTM.
FTM you're speaking from your arse once again.
Mackems hate "geordies" and Geordies hate "Mackems". No self-respecting Sunderland fan would ever call himself a geordie, that would be like someone born and raised in Paris calling himself an "Englishman"!
Tyneside = geordies
Wearside = mackems
Newcastle supporter = geordie
Sunderland supporter = mackem
You are trying to fuse together two bitterly divided cultures, but coming from Durham that doesn't surprise me. If you support Sunderland, you are a MACKEM. If you live on Wearside, you are a MACKEM.
There are some mackems who call themselves geordies, and they are pathetic. The majority of mackems say they hate the geordies, and so they should, because they are a bunch of misguided wearside inbreds.
Evil Bar stool your probebly like me, ive only been following football for about 11 year (im 17)and when i say following i mean actually going to the games your going on about geordies and mackems as though its being part of north east football history, not true because it wasnt too long ago when you never heard the word mackem mentioned. It is the case that Sunderland supporters living in Newcastle are becoming more likely to call them selfs mackem than geordie but your obviously not old enough to understand what it was like before the geordies made up an insult towards people from Sunderland, that insult obviously being mackem.
So what im saying is mackem is very new and too say no self respecting Sunderland fan would call himself geordie is absolute tripe.
FTM.
You underestimate the history of geordies and mackems which actually goes back hundreds of years. In the 1600s Newcastle was attacked by the Scottish Army, who sided with Cromwell against King Charles. Sunderland allowed the Scots the use of their region as a supply base, leaving Newcastle open to attack from both flanks and the Toon was subsequently overran. Ever since there has existed a bitter rivalry between Newcastle and the traitors who sold us out, Sunderland. The term mackem actually dates back to the early shipbuilding industry, the people of Wearside Mack'em (make them) and other Tack'em (take them). It began as an insult.
The mackems have recently tried to embrace this word, pretending to be proud of being 'mackems'. People elsewhere used to call anyone from the north-east (even Durham!), a geordie, but with greater awareness through TV, and Sunderland gaining city status etc, the rest of the country has began to make the distinction, and the mackems moved in line with that trend. Now they disassosciate themselves with the term 'geordie'. The only mackem who would call himself a geordie is either 30 years out of touch, a twat, or both 
Are you saying that people from down south knew fcuk all about the north east and are only starting to take notice? well i agree because most people down south think the north of england stops at leeds
The term mackem was a geordie insult too the people of sunderland, people of sunderland turned it into a compliment and now everyone around the country call people from sunderland mackems, i bet 90% of them dont even no that it was an insult to start with.
I agree with pretty much you say but instead of 30 years try 10 years and as for twat, well make your own mind up.
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| Originally posted by evil_bastard You underestimate the history of geordies and mackems which actually goes back hundreds of years. In the 1600s Newcastle was attacked by the Scottish Army, who sided with Cromwell against King Charles. Sunderland allowed the Scots the use of their region as a supply base, leaving Newcastle open to attack from both flanks and the Toon was subsequently overran. Ever since there has existed a bitter rivalry between Newcastle and the traitors who sold us out, Sunderland |
At the end of the day, it was all Sunderland's fault for sympathizing with those ginger-haired transvestites from over the border leaving Newcastle for dead!
Not that it matters anyway, because the Scots were pushed back another 50 miles, Newcastle was once again English and Sunderland evolved into a dump.
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| Originally posted by evil_bastard At the end of the day, it was all Sunderland's fault for sympathizing with those ginger-haired transvestites from over the border leaving Newcastle for dead! Not that it matters anyway, because the Scots were pushed back another 50 miles, Newcastle was once again English and Sunderland evolved into a dump. |
wtf, you love the city??
sunderland is a dump!, it has nothing apart from tramps and council houses.
The only news I ever recieve from Sunderland is someone being stabbed to death or an unexploded WW2 bomb being discovered. See - even the Germans had it in for the mackems! 
Why do you think the river Wear runs through Sunderland? Because if it walked it would get mugged!
At least Newcastle has some nice areas.
Actually the germans where bombing the ship yards in Sunderland, why didnt they bomb Newcastle, because there was fcuk all worth bombing!
FTM.
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| Originally posted by FTM Actually the germans where bombing the ship yards in Sunderland, why didnt they bomb Newcastle, because there was fcuk all worth bombing! FTM. |
Rofl
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| Originally posted by AlphaZonE you noticed mate that you seem to be the only mackem on here? Rofl |
have you got one to give?
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| Originally posted by AlphaZonE have you got one to give? |
if youve got 1 to give i will have it
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