Why Everyone loves the UK & Ireland... More!!

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Posted by Ian on Oct-23-2002 23:11:

quote:
Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR
pah derbyshire, full of smackheads!

I Still don't see your point in that mr pillmonstah

Posted by Greedy on Oct-24-2002 06:00:

I dont know anything about essex ppl but i found this joke online:

Whats the difference between an Essex man and an Essex woman?

The Essex woman has a higher sperm count

I left a link to where i got that from.
click here

Posted by Ian on Oct-24-2002 11:03:

Busy - Basically Essex women are easier than a one pieced jigsaw

Posted by mos man on Oct-24-2002 11:56:

quote:
Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR
our country is shit

at least its better than canada

nah i wanna move to germany or holland

Posted by Martin McG on Oct-24-2002 12:30:

LMAO now we can see why no one will come to the UK again

ah well scotlands a great laugh but i wouldnt mind moving crasher up here! apart from that im happy

Posted by Greedy on Oct-24-2002 14:58:

quote:
Originally posted by ferrycorstenfan
Busy - Basically Essex women are easier than a one pieced jigsaw

hehe, i figured that out when i typed in "essex women" in Google search and got nothing but escort, phone sex and XXX links

Posted by Ian on Oct-24-2002 15:12:

They do have quite a reputation, they're made using a legendary ancient recipe

Essex Girls :-
Take 1 Blonde Chromosone
Take 2 Dumb Chromosones
take 2 inflatable breasts
Take no Contraception
Take 10 kids by 10 dads
Stir in the bowl, and bake for 9 months

and everyday a new slut is born

Posted by torontotrance on Oct-24-2002 15:20:

SO TRUE

Denise Van Outen is a perfect example.

Posted by Lira on Oct-24-2002 17:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Technaut
i typed this post with one hand

Mama must be proud

Posted by Az on Oct-24-2002 18:05:

quote:
Originally posted by torontotrance
SO TRUE

Denise Van Outen is a perfect example.

but you'd clearly give her one

Posted by Technaut on Oct-24-2002 18:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Maaz
Mama must be proud

Hello Maaz

I was feeling very rude and sexual at that time, I had to use my other hand for other purposes.

blind rage in public place
Technaughty

Posted by DJ Sarah H on Oct-24-2002 19:39:

Re: Why Everyone loves the UK & Ireland... More!!

quote:
Originally posted by ferrycorstenfan
Ste, Calla, Luke, Dave, Jeff, Nita, Spad, Toby, Fly, Az, the whole UKTAs...

big fuckoff edit - sy COUP jon mos nige me mikey mike gibbo psi ange, jay, elevate, john o'bir, mail man , technaughty and ALL OF YOU WHO I FORGOT

Nuff said

But Seriously guys, I bet we get flamed for saying we love our country, sure we might not have the Bears roaming the streets like Canada, but we still got Essex Girls

Hmmmmmmm thats ferrycorstenfan off the xmas card list . .

Posted by torontotrance on Oct-24-2002 19:43:

stop lying....you don't send him christmas cards

Posted by mos man on Oct-24-2002 19:44:

Re: Re: Why Everyone loves the UK & Ireland... More!!

quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Neo

Hmmmmmmm thats ferrycorstenfan off the xmas card list . .

heh and hes off mine, good for nothing... *grumble..

Posted by Ian on Oct-24-2002 20:18:

Re: Re: Why Everyone loves the UK & Ireland... More!!

quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Neo

Hmmmmmmm thats ferrycorstenfan off the xmas card list . .

oops, I knew there was one Mate, it's hell trying to remember them all

/me bows down to ye olde neoe

Posted by Coup on Oct-24-2002 20:20:

u forgot the two that have been here longer than all u's! grrr!

woof!

Posted by Nige| on Oct-24-2002 20:34:

quote:
But essex girls never shut their gobs

Never shut their bloody legs either :P

Soz late reply but only just got forums to werk, sodding NTL eh

Posted by Ian on Oct-24-2002 20:36:

hehehe sorry mate, It is kinda hard to name everyone tho, spec when I don't know them all, the whole point of this was just to show that we're not all a bunch of posh speaking gits, we're normal in some cases, mostly not, people who wanna laugh & just cos some of us are proud of our identity, why can't we say it

Posted by Dj O'Callaghan on Oct-24-2002 22:19:

Why do essex girls wear underwear?

To keep their feet warm.

haha Neo's X-mas card list, bet Neo is constructing some lab right now and coating each card in the Ebolavirus or something.

the sort of thing one of the old gits from Harry Enfield would do

Posted by Endlesswave on Oct-24-2002 22:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
Why do essex girls wear underwear?

To keep their feet warm.

Hahahaha. At least they're not stuck up like some of the women here though.

Posted by Ian on Oct-25-2002 17:45:

Actually I read that South Derbyshire has one of the highest rates of teenage pregnancy in Europe. They're all sluts I tells ya

Posted by THE_Chris on Oct-25-2002 20:09:

quote:
Originally posted by ferrycorstenfan
Actually I read that South Derbyshire has one of the highest rates of teenage pregnancy in Europe. They're all sluts I tells ya

Either that or they're all absolutly fucking beautiful... the kind of girls that you just HAVE to fuck.

One or the other. :erm:

Posted by mos man on Oct-25-2002 20:50:

Posted by Ian on Oct-25-2002 21:12:

quote:
Originally posted by THE_Chris
Either that or they're all absolutly fucking beautiful... the kind of girls that you just HAVE to fuck.

One or the other. :erm:

lol maybe t'other, some are ok but some are rough as fuck

And i still canna pull them

Posted by Tranex02 on Oct-25-2002 23:35:

Until now i don't understand all these "why i love (my country" threads.... what's the point? Everyone is entitled to be proud of their country!! ????
ne way...
i must say tho.... i really had a good laugh reading 4 pages of your posts!!! lol.... it's like a stand-up comedy show... j/k
What would the TA forums be like without UKta's?

Oh....and Technaut, your one of the most naughty
quote:
I was feeling very rude and sexual at that time
person i've ever seen!

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