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Posted by Vanilla on Nov-08-2002 18:17:

When guys are walking normaly, then all of a sudden take a few steps with a widder stance, that means their balls are sticking to their leg. I've told gilrs this, and it's hilarious the reaction they get when they see how often guys do it.

Posted by GreenBerret on Nov-08-2002 19:42:

Hehehehhe, N1 vanilla....
It's eather that or just moving them with your hand!

Posted by blazed it on Nov-08-2002 19:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Vanilla
When guys are walking normaly, then all of a sudden take a few steps with a widder stance, that means their balls are sticking to their leg. I've told gilrs this, and it's hilarious the reaction they get when they see how often guys do it.

haha i almost fell over laughing when i read this because i was just discussing this with my friend last night. omfg thats the worse shit when your balls get sweaty and it starts sticking to your leg

Posted by Arya on Nov-08-2002 20:53:

Posted by TranceGiant on Nov-08-2002 21:07:

I wholeheartedly agree on everything that's been written here so far. It annoys me cause there's NOTHING u can do against it. Sometimes I hold my breath as an attempt to stand absolutely still, cause every move would make it worse (->harder hehehe). Tried out every technique mentioned by you..even psychological tricks (thinking of fat nude women like the one posted by b.s.e ) but it doesn't really help. Thhe reason remain mysterious as I see no logical connection between the boner and an existing hornyness (or lack of sex? masurbation? One might argue that the more "relieved" he is the more he'll relax hehe). Bullshit.

We gotta make the best out of it

Posted by Tranex02 on Nov-08-2002 21:25:

when you get one, just think about something sad, or about the report that's due next week, or about the homework you didn't do for your next class!

Posted by SpykeChyld on Nov-08-2002 21:53:

Never have I been more sorry that I opened a thread.

LOL, naw, I get boners on command. With the exception of the morning boner (which really doesn't matter, cus you are by yourself, and if you aren't then it doesn't matter either) I can pretty much just not get one or just get one on command. ROFL, it's pretty fun and my last girlfriend loved it. :

Anyway, have fun with your boners this weekend! I'm out!

Posted by Vanilla on Nov-08-2002 23:55:

I find it funny how you guys try to think about other stuff when you get an unexpected wood. Im always thinking "Whoa man I have a hardon!!"

Posted by biznology on Nov-08-2002 23:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Vanilla
I find it funny how you guys try to think about other stuff when you get an unexpected wood. Im always thinking "Whoa man I have a hardon!!"

haha yah...i was thinking that just now but got caught. luckily it was the gf, shes bound to know neways! late|

Posted by USMC_Greg on Nov-09-2002 05:34:

dude, you gotta get the "tuck" maneuver going. Just shove it under your belt. no one will notice! Unless you are in joggers that day - then you're fucked...

Posted by The Highroller on Nov-09-2002 05:44:

or basketball shorts

Posted by dj_nomiz on Nov-09-2002 05:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Vanilla
I find it funny how you guys try to think about other stuff when you get an unexpected wood. Im always thinking "Whoa man I have a hardon!!"

yeh, usualy u try to think of unsexy thoughts... or like think of a tree or some sh!t... than the boner will be gone... just dont start imagining the tree suddenly turning into a naked chik... then ur fukd!

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Nov-09-2002 12:20:

LMAO at this thread!!! so trueee!!! hahahah

Posted by jp on Nov-09-2002 12:31:

I'm an old man. I need Viagra to have these moments...

Posted by m0sh on Nov-09-2002 12:39:

quote:
Originally posted by jploveparade
I'm an old man. I need Viagra to have these moments...

I hate the morning boner.......arghhhhh

Posted by DJ Sunburn on Nov-09-2002 14:14:

quote:
Originally posted by MoSH_MaN

I hate the morning boner.......arghhhhh

those are my favorite

Posted by Darvid on Nov-09-2002 15:36:

the morning wood is the worst..
especially when your busting to take a leak, and then it sprays all over the place!

Posted by Xer on Nov-09-2002 16:03:

True that. Then someone from my family comes up to me and says,go clean it.I usually in a real hurry in the mornings,so I forget to clean after meself.

Posted by TiestoFanMatt on Nov-09-2002 16:34:

Just think of Margaret Thatcher naked and i assure you that it will go quick!!!! hahaha

The belt trick works with me! Haha sweaty balls!!! hahah, how about having a shower at the gym ( we have shower cubicles) and u get a hard on (british for boner) and u have to wait until it goes before u leave the shower coz it would be obvious if people see u with a towel around ur waist and a coat hanger sticking from your groin

Nothing wrong with adjusting it i dont think, everyone gets them, oh and i know how i sort out my "morning wood" haha give it what it wants

Matt

Posted by Coup on Nov-09-2002 18:43:

lol this thread is ace, i nornally get one in the bath, just sitting there doing jack shit, starts u thinking

even worse is at work in a factory full of lads wearing shorts, imagine what'd happen if one saw u, get the pissed ripped out of u for months!

Posted by Technaut on Nov-09-2002 18:59:

LoL I know the feeling, but hey fuck it, its just one of them things.

Posted by Fresh on Nov-09-2002 19:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Darvid
the morning wood

hmmm, I dunno bout the rest of my UKTA's but I call it mornin glory

Posted by libra_1143 on Nov-09-2002 23:51:

As for the adjusting thing, I just do it. Same if you ever get one in the shower (read my eariler post about high school). No worries about it, cos as this thread shows, everyone is thinking the same as you anyway!

quote:
When guys are walking normaly, then all of a sudden take a few steps with a widder stance, that means their balls are sticking to their leg. I've told gilrs this, and it's hilarious the reaction they get when they see how often guys do it.

- HAHAHA, that always happens at the worst time, like when I'm serving people at work!

Actually, at home, I never wear boxers. Just shorts usually, so no way of hiding it! Once I was watching a film with my 'rents and I got a 'bit turned on' at a sex scene, and then had to get up to answer the phone. Ah well, I ain't shy.

quote:
I hate the morning boner.......arghhhhh

- They're cool, cos then you get the choice. If you wanna have a quick shuffle, you don't have to wait for it to get hard first! Or you can just wait for it to go, then get out of bed.

Posted by Essential1 on Nov-10-2002 00:05:

Here's a little bit of penis lingo for u guys if u don't already know all of them:

Morning wood: This is when u wake up with a hard on.

NRB (No Reason Boner): Let's say ur at work, doing ur job, when all of a sudden Mr. Tinkles wants to come out and play!

BSTL (Ball stuck to leg): When one of your testicles is stuck to your leg.

BBSTL (Both balls stuck to leg): same as above, but with both testicles.

ESTE (Everything stuck to everything): When u have one ball stuck on ur leg, the other one stuck to ur penis, and ur penis is stuck to ur other leg. Also referred to as a "hot sticky day".

Semi-automatic: This is when ur not quite hard, but not quite soft either.

shrinkage: We've all experienced it b4......

That's all I can think of for now. if u've got more by all means post them.

Posted by biznology on Nov-10-2002 00:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Essential1
...

ESTE (Everything stuck to everything): When u have one ball stuck on ur leg, the other one stuck to ur penis, and ur penis is stuck to ur other leg. Also referred to as a "hot sticky day".

Semi-automatic: This is when ur not quite hard, but not quite soft either.
....

ESTE - also: Severe Swamp, along the same lines as hot sticky

Semi-auto - also: Half-mast, ie you go to the club with booty music and end up half masting some chick|

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