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My favorite's the one where Homer goes to Clown College.
So many great one liners.

Homer sees a billboard ad for the Clown College
"phhh, Clown College, you can't eat that"

later mobsters are chasing down Homer thinking he is Krusty
Fat Tony: "We're all out of bullets, lets go to Big 5"

the episode in which Homer goes to a concert of u2 and he takes the mic to speak to the people about the environment or something but he's being dragged of stage by some bodyguards and bono says something like "don't worry people they'll take good care of him" and in the meanwhile you see homer on the video-wall being beaten up by the bodyguards

Another from the haloween special :

Marge: wow, Homer you killed the 'Zombie' Flanders !
Homer: He was a 'Zombie' ?

LOL !!!!!

Marge : Now remember kids don't take candy from strangers !
Homer : But Maaaarrrrgggee ! they're only Human



Grampa : Can we have sex ?
hot chick : In your dreams !
Grampa : We'll see about that !
*Grampa then falls instantly asleep on the spot*

LMAO

quote:

Originally posted by Bren-F Another from the haloween special : Marge: wow, Homer you killed the 'Zombie' Flanders ! Homer: He was a 'Zombie' ?

It was Bart! don't you know anything? j/k

Got another;

I can't remember the exact details, but Homer runs off somewhere from work, and makes a replacement of himself; he puts a mop and a bucket on top of the body (i think he used a pillow for the body), and draws smilie face on the bucket, and sticks a walkman on the chest so it seems as if he's singing some song about how he loves working or something. Mr. Burns and Smithers walk by and Burns goes to Smithers
Burns: "Smithers, who is that man?"
Smithers: "Thats Homer Simpson sir"
Burns: "Promote him. I like his attitude"

Next scene, later on in the day they show "Homer" sitting in an office, the battery in the walkman is almost dead and he's singing that song in a really slow deep voice...hehehehehehehehehe

Lol i remember that halloween special...

Zombies: "brains....brains"
Homer: "Don't take my family, take me!!"

zombies approach Homer, tap on his head and walk away angrily,

Zombies: "BRAINS!!! BRAINS!!!"

I LUV that show! The best is "Shuddup brain or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip" and the one with the Cat Burgler mentioned before (it goes something like this)...Homer: Oh Lisa the group has expanded to other territories, social care for the ederly, world domination" Lisa: World domination?" Homer: Mental note, the girl knows too much... LOL


Check this out for simpsons soundboards...these are wicked!

Homer: C'mon people we can't just stand there looking at our hands... although now that I look at them they are pretty fascinating...*starts looking at hands*
Otto: Yeah they call em "fing"ers but I've never seen em "fing".. oh there they go.

Homer: aha! The cat burgler finally caught by the very man.. who intended to catch him!!
Skinner: How ironic!

Aussie drongo: you call that a knife... THIS is a knife *pulls out a spoon*.
Bart: No it's not, that's a spoon.
Aussie drongo: Alright you win! I see you've played "Knifey-Spooney" before!

*Nibbles the hamster comes out of hamster-ball, having just saved the day*
Skinner (in a basketball sack): Well don Nibbles you've saved us all, now chew through my ball-sack!!
*nibbles looks confused gets back in hamster-ball and runs off*

Moe: Those damn Imigants, I knew it was the immigants... even when it was the bears I knew it was them!

Homer: Uh... you have any sugar around here?
Scorpio: Sugar? Sure. [fumbles in his pockets, takes out a few handfuls of sugar] There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?
Homer: Uh... I... no.

The one where homer is accused of molesting hte baby sitter

HAHA

the interview and the clock going back and forth


SWEET SWEET SW-SW-SW-SWSWSW SWEEEEEEEEET CANDY!





ROFLMAO I DIEEEEEEE!!!

lol i jus remembered another one
the episode where homer eats that chile and it makes him crazy or watever.
*Homer pulls out a spoon to eat the chile*
Lenny: they say he carved it himself...... from an even bigger spoon

The one with the stone cutters, when homer is the chosen one.

http://www.lardlad.com/quotes.shtml

check out this site, if it hasnt been posted earlier (been in my favourites for months )

Simpsons - Homer Gets Addicted To Medical Marijuana
Has godda be the best episode

Kent Brockman: "And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, A Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night"


i think the canyanero song is my favourite

Homer: well it's an elephant isn't it?
buyer: well it is and it isn't you know what i mean?
Homer: (confused) he likes peanuts!!!!

LMAO

quote:

Originally posted by EbolaCola Homer: I'm so smart. I am S-M-R-T....

I am so smart
I am so smart
S-M-R-T
I mean S-M-A-R-T

That has to be one of my favorite TV shows (after Kevin Spencer obviously). Even though I've watched an episode like 100000 times, ill watch it again, they dont get boring


i dont really have a favorite, there are too many good ones, and there are too many good quotes, Homer is the MAN!

Kent Brockman: "A bear-like creature... possibly a bear, has wondered into Springfield in search of food... or possibly employment."

"We have come up with a camera so small that it fits into this oversized novelty hat!"

Candy salesman: These candy lips have a thousand uses!
Homer: Such as?
Candy salesman: A humorous substitute for your own lips!!
Homer: AND...?
Candy salesman: oops I think I'm needed in the basement *hides under table*

All Ralph moments are my favourite moments.


"You're touching my special area."

"Tastes like burning."

quote:

Originally posted by astroboy Candy salesman: These candy lips have a thousand uses! Homer: Such as? Candy salesman: A humorous substitute for your own lips!! Homer: AND...? Candy salesman: oops I think I'm needed in the basement *hides under table*

Haha yeah.. thats the same episode as the one where homer is accused of molesting hte babysitter

hehe.. gummy venus lol

the part when Bart was taking ballet classes. at first he didn't want to show his face to the crowd because of the embarressment and on the final show the crowd was cheering him so he thought that he can show his face...as soon as he done that, the crowd went silent, 1 of the punks from his skool got up and said "He's A Fag" and then Neilson got up and made his famous laugh hahaha. lol i cudn't stop laughing

lol there have been soooooooo many funny bits in the simpsons, its impossible to isolate one out.

here are is a hilarious one...

Homer: Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha! (looking at Uruguay on the globe).

lol

another hugely hilarious bit is when homer is in that recording studio and starts singing about food REALLY fast - almost like a rap 'double cheeseburger with juicy beef, onions, ham.......' and he starts drooling on the mic!

LOL

HAHAHAHA!

I saw this the other day in the episode where they try and join the country club:

Homer looks at golfball that has landed in a sand trap.
Mr Bruns: Use an open faced club. The sand wedge!
Homer: Mmmmmm... open-faced-club-sandwich....

LOL

the one when homer wants to become a hippy...and puts pot in the carrot drinks and the whole town is high.....classic

those are all very good moments but the best one-liner is:


Homer: i'll have you know i have misplaced my pants!

The one when Homer is trying to invent something, And he makes the "Everythings Ok Alarm" And its obnoxious as hell And he says.

ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Homer: "This will play every 3 seconds..."
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Homer: "When everything is ok!"
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Marge: "Homer Turn it off."
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Homer: "It doesnt go off"
*Battery Dies*

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