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Posted by MEAT on Mar-12-2003 00:40:

hasan: Hey Sander...care for a sip of my slushie

Sander: "Hey you retard...STFU!"

Posted by alec on Mar-12-2003 00:41:

he seems more like a OJ type of guy

Posted by MEAT on Mar-12-2003 00:41:

despite that little setback..he still told the bouncer to stop beating me up after a few minutes...truly a classy man

Posted by alec on Mar-12-2003 00:42:

hmm, I think we're gonna fill everyones mailboxes with post reply crap!

Posted by MEAT on Mar-12-2003 00:42:

DID OJ simpson ever find a way to pay for his murderous rampage?

Posted by alec on Mar-12-2003 00:42:

no, in fact they named a drink after him. Damn celebrities

Posted by MEAT on Mar-12-2003 00:43:

quote:
Originally posted by alec
hmm, I think we're gonna fill everyones mailboxes with post reply crap!

I made sure to turn off that option a few months ago

hotmail only gives you 2 megs of space...those cheap asses

Posted by alec on Mar-12-2003 00:43:

I'm gonna post this cuz its damn funny, but in no way related to sander k

Posted by alec on Mar-12-2003 00:43:

Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya,
China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil,"
which they said would be more evil than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea
axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union address.

Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having,
for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are Just as evil...in their
dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're
the best evils... best at being evil...we're the best."

Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although
they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil.

"They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. "An Axis
can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President Saddam
Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had
Germany, Italy, and Japan in the Evil Axis. So, you can only have three,
and a secret handshake. Ours is wickedly cool."

International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as
within minutes, France surrendered.

Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what
became a game of geopolitical chairs.

Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the "Axis of Somewhat Evil,"
forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the "Axis of Occasionally
Evil," while Bulgaria, Indonesia, and Russia established the "Axis of Not So
Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable."

With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling
up...Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis of
Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the
Olympics."

Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are Actually
Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About America," while
Scotland, New Zealand, and Spain established the "Axis of Countries That Be
Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick." "That's not a threat, really, just
something we like to do," said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack
McConnell.

While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun
of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axis, although he rejected
the establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose Names End in "Guay,"
accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from
Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately,
leaders said that's only because no one asked them.

Posted by MEAT on Mar-12-2003 00:43:

did i ever tell u that sander is the best DJ in the world At the moment?

Posted by alec on Mar-12-2003 00:44:

no, I thought u said I was your favorite! boohoo!

Posted by MEAT on Mar-12-2003 00:45:

were you the one who sent that email to me today?

i am too lazy to check

Posted by alec on Mar-12-2003 00:45:

only 140 more posts left to go

Posted by MEAT on Mar-12-2003 00:45:

DJ alec todd bites the big one...Saugage that is

Posted by alec on Mar-12-2003 00:45:

i sent it to you twice, lazy ass

Posted by alec on Mar-12-2003 00:46:

I do enjoy a good nip of sausage every now and then

Posted by MEAT on Mar-12-2003 00:46:

315 more posts for me

Posted by MEAT on Mar-12-2003 00:47:

no wait...i made a mistake....215...no wait...that was one post ago...214 more to go now

Posted by alec on Mar-12-2003 00:47:

try sausages with HP sauce, that's the shit there. By the way a great secret sauce is regular hp with mayo. mmmm

Posted by MEAT on Mar-12-2003 00:47:

i clearly need to learn my ass some math skills

Posted by alec on Mar-12-2003 00:48:

the reason why you a)don't have alot of posts and b)don't post very quickly is cuz you ain't got anything useful to say

Posted by MEAT on Mar-12-2003 00:49:

MAYO....that is the white man's secret weapon against us African's...i saw it in a documentary...I think it was called "undercover brother"

Posted by alec on Mar-12-2003 00:49:

Posted by MEAT on Mar-12-2003 00:50:

guy...that pic is the one that chris took....the better one is the one that Malek would have taken...that would have been from the front

Posted by alec on Mar-12-2003 00:51:

against us africans lol, yes that was a good documentary. Any documentary with denise richards in it is good, damn good, what was the premise behind mayo being against blackies again?

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