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Snatch and Lock Stock, two masterpieces.
Anyone seen Mean Machine, fecking rocks too!
Se7en:
John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.
quotes that relate to the whole plot and still cary another meaning rule. this one describes how david fincher hits the audience with a sledgehammer of Se7en to grab their attention... mint film!
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist"
"To be in power you didn't need guns, or money, or even numbers... you just needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn't."
"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?" - Usual Suspects
By the way, Aphrodite's "Dub Moods" samples a bunch of lines from Usual Suspects, great movie.
and tons of stuff from Fight Club.
From the final scene in Pulp Fiction, there are tons of random ass funny lines in this film, usualy from the convos between Vincent and Jules, this is one such convo:
VINCENT
Want a sausage?
JULES
Naw, I don't eat pork.
VINCENT
Are you Jewish?
JULES
I ain't Jewish man, I just don't
dig on swine.
VINCENT
Why not?
JULES
They're filthy animals. I don't
eat filthy animals.
VINCENT
Sausages taste good. Pork chops
taste good.
JULES
A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin
pie. I'll never know 'cause even
if it did, I wouldn't eat the
filthy mother******. Pigs sleep
and root in shit. That's a filthy
animal. I don't wanna eat nothin'
that ain't got enough sense to
disregard its own feces.
VINCENT
How about dogs? Dogs eat their own
feces.
JULES
I don't eat dog either.
VINCENT
Yes, but do you consider a dog to
be a filthy animal?
JULES
I wouldn't go so far as to call a
dog filthy, but they're definitely
dirty. But a dog's got
personality. And personality goes
a long way.
VINCENT
So by that rationale, if a pig had
a better personality, he's cease to
be a filthy animal?
JULES
We'd have to be talkin' 'bout one
motherfuckin' charmin' pig. It'd
have to be the Cary Grant of pigs.
LMAO!!
Basically ALL of FIGHT CLUB
is quotable
and same to ARMY OF DARKNESS
"Good, bad?, im the guy with the GUN"
i'd have to say anythign from snatch
and one line from The usual suspects
teh scene where the five suspects are standing in teh line-up and they ask them all to say "give me the keys, you cocksucker'
the way in which they all say it is too funny, esp. benicio del toro
"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim. And we sat in the Korova Milkbar, trying to make up our razudoks what to do with the evening. The Korova Milkbar sold milk-plus; milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and get you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence. "
"General "Buck" Turgidson: Mr. President, about, uh, 35 minutes ago, General Jack Ripper, the commanding general of, uh, Burpelson Air Force Base, issued an order to the 34 B-52's of his Wing, which were airborne at the time as part of a special exercise we were holding called Operation Drop-Kick. Now, it appears that the order called for the planes to, uh, attack their targets inside Russia. The, uh, planes are fully armed with nuclear weapons with an average load of, um, 40 megatons each. Now, the central display of Russia will indicate the position of the planes. The triangles are their primary targets; the squares are their secondary targets. The aircraft will begin penetrating Russian radar cover within, uh, 25 minutes.
President Merkin Muffley: General Turgidson, I find this very difficult to understand. I was under the impression that I was the only one in authority to order the use of nuclear weapons.
General "Buck" Turgidson: That's right, sir, you are the only person authorized to do so. And although I, uh, hate to judge before all the facts are in, it's beginning to look like, uh, General Ripper exceeded his authority. "
Full Metal Jacket:
Sergeant: "DO YOU SUCK DICKS, PRIVATE?!"
Private: "SIR NO SIR!"
Sergeant: "BULLSHIT! I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLFBALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!"
Deconstructing Harry:
Harry (To his Sister's Husband): People keep telling me you have paranoia, but you have the exact opposite of paranoia. You have insane dillusions that people like you!
Batman:
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?
From GoodFellas:
"How Am I funny? Am I a f***ing clown? Do I amuse you??"
Pulp Fiction
"Give me my wallet"
"Which one?"
"The one that says Bad Motherf***er on it"
Clerks - "I'm not supposed to be here today!"
Clerks - "You sucked how many dicks?!?"
Clerks - "I could never reach..."
Boondock Saints - "What the fuck are you gonna do with a bloody rope?"
Con-air - "Define Irony - bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song written by a band who died in a plane crash"
True Romance - "Did you just tell me to suck his dick?"
"-Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know, cause I'd never eat the filthy mother******.
-Well, what about dog?
-Well, I don't eat dog either."
or something along those lines...
Pulp Fiction...
Snatch:
Turkish: Do you take sugar?
Brick Top: No thanks turkish... I'm sweet enough.
Bullet Tooth Tony:
"The fact that youve got "REPLICA" written on the side of your gun
and thet fact that I've got "Desert Eagle 0.50" Written on the side of mine... should recesitate (?) youre balls shrinkage and presence... Now... Fuck Off..."
| quote: |
| Originally posted by Herbert_West "I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?" (Tony to Sosa) |
"MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU... USE THE FORCE, LUKE." (Star Wars)
^^^^^^F***ing Classic!^^^^^^
"TOO BAD, YOU GOTTA DIE! (Swordfish)
"I'LL BE BACK" (Terminator)
*HALF BAKED*
[Kenny asks what he should get to eat.]
BRIAN: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
KENNY: That's it?
THURGOOD: Yeah, one more thing.a box a condoms and,, Remember that stuff? We used to eat it back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy.
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next quote.
Thurgood: You have smoked yourself retarded.
a few more...
Devil's Advocate: "Look but dont touch..touch but dont taste..taste but dont swallow..and while were down here jumpin from one foot to the next hes up there laughin his sick freakin head off."
Terminator1: "YOU'RE TERMINATED,******!"
The Mask: "That's a spicy meetball !"
"did you miss me? I GUESS NOT!"
The Matrix: "free your mind"
"He is the one!"
"There is no spoon"
MIB: " - You realize Elvis is dead?
- No, Elvis is not dead. He just went back home"
one more
Snatch: "1> who was it 2> b-boris 1> boris... the bullet dodger 2> yah! 3> why do they call him the bullet dodger? 1> because he dodges bullets, Avi"
The whole opening from Swordfish.
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| Originally posted by pnuemo "-Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know, cause I'd never eat the filthy mother******. -Well, what about dog? -Well, I don't eat dog either." or something along those lines... Pulp Fiction... |
"fuck you"
(several films)
PULP FICTION Porcine Reference No. 1
VINCENT
Thanks a bunch.
(to Jules, who's
nursing his coffee)
Want a sausage?
JULES
Naw, I don't eat pork.
VINCENT
Are you Jewish?
JULES
I ain't Jewish man, I just don't
dig on swine.
VINCENT
Why not?
JULES
They're filthy animals. I don't
eat filthy animals.
VINCENT
Sausages taste good. Pork chops
taste good.
PULP FICTION Porcine Reference No. 2 (continued)
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother******s. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own faeces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eat their own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, it'd cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we gotta be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
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| Originally posted by beema I already posted this one on the last page |
[Goldeneye 007]
Boris: I AM INVICIBLE!
[Amelie]
Narrator: Philom�ne likes the sound of the cat's bowl on the tiles...the cat likes overhearing children's stories.
[Jonas Veggietales] (DON'T ASK)
Well sirs...the asparagus hit me in the head with a guitar, and an angry mother porcupine shot out our tires!
[LOTR]
Gandalf: All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
(the book as tons more notable quotes)
[Four Rooms]
Sigfried: Hes got a huge cock...? Show it to me!
Sigfried: Don't you think i know that there's a gag in the woman's mouth? Do you know why i know that!? BECUASE I PUT THAT GAG IN HER MOUTH!
Pulp FIction... Jules says to a guy he's about to blast:
"Ezekiel 25:17...
THe path of the rightious man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will seperates the weak throught the valley fo darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name as the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!
... guy yells at the sight of a gun to his head...
*BANG*, *BANG*, *BANG*, *BANG*, *BANG*, *BANG*, *BANG*, *BANG*, *BANG*!!!!"
One of the most powerful quotes from Pulp Fiction
If i was the victim, i'd be shitting my pants!
Full Metal Jacket____
Sarge: how tall are you private?
private: 5 foot 9 sir!
sarge: goddamit I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
sarge: where you from private?
private: sir, texas, sir!
sarge: goddamit only steers and queers come from texas and you don't look like a steer to me!!
@ the obstacle course...
sarge: dammit private Pyle get the fuck over that bar!!
(fat)private pyle: i'm trying sir!!
sarge: shit! I bet if there was some pussy on the other side of that bar you'd be there 2 days ago!!
that's some funny shit!...go see the movie!
And yea almost all of Fight Club is quotable.
I "could" add some quotes from the Matrix 2 script...but that would ruin things.
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