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| Originally posted by montie well i guess we just aren't as badass as you. ::here is your trophy for cuting up a guy. you win for being most badass |
lol
When I was young, we built a secret hiding spot (sort of like a tree house, but there are no trees in the city that I'm from so you made houses on the ground, we usually called them secret hiding spots, or a "base"). Anyway, we didn't want anyone trespassing, so we built a door with a metal railing on it, and we decided to hook up the door to the wall outlet electricity (220W in Europe
)... one of my friend almost got shocked...
Some other stuff,
Made blow darts with actual pins at one end...
Fired a bazooka...
What else?
I'm 18 now, and much more mature.

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| Originally posted by Veldrid That was the minor shit, here is where it gets good... Senior year there was this bitch in my video production class that was from Canada. She was always bragging about herself and her country. Well I decided I would piss her off so I went to a local t-shirt shop and had them make a shirt that said "Just Say No to Canada" and had the canadian maple leaf in a circle with a line thru it (like the no smoking signs). I wore it to school one day and the bitch got all pissed off at lunch and threw hot nacho cheese in my face, and when I say hot I mean HOT. At that moment I snapped, I wiped my face off while her and others were laughing their heads off, dumped my lunch tray and then broke the bitches nose with it. I then continued to beat the lunch tray over her head until the principal and a teacher pulled me off. |
feck knows, best one i can think of atm is kicking fuck out this guy who had beat-up my best mates mum.
guy got a few broken ribs, 4 teeth knocked out and a fucked up knee. his house got trashed too.
i couldnt walk properly for about 2 weeks cos my foot was fucked from him getting his ass whiped
never hit a women, unless they try to give you a john bobbit
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| Originally posted by PhaseFour LOL! awesome!!! me? im a good boy the worst thing i think i ever done when was during baskebtall....the ball was going out, and you know how u throw it at a persons shins to make it out on him? anyway, i intentionally nailed him in the nuts, for the hell of it. but i got the ball for my team though |
Probably just copious amount of narcotic consuming over the past 4 years, I'm a fairly decent lad, stole a Stop sign once tho 
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| Originally posted by Dr. Z lol When I was young, we built a secret hiding spot (sort of like a tree house, but there are no trees in the city that I'm from so you made houses on the ground, we usually called them secret hiding spots, or a "base"). Anyway, we didn't want anyone trespassing, so we built a door with a metal railing on it, and we decided to hook up the door to the wall outlet electricity (220W in Europe )... one of my friend almost got shocked...Some other stuff, Made blow darts with actual pins at one end... Fired a bazooka... What else? I'm 18 now, and much more mature. |
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| Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0 Zdravo When I saw that you fired a bazooka, first thing that came to my mind was that you might be from around here somewhere, even before I saw the flag. |
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| Originally posted by TranceGeek your life is pretty boring, isnt it? |
the most "badass" thing i've ever done was throw a snowball into someone's eye so hard he was blind for a couple days..on accident of course
in 6th grade when it snowed the day after we used to slide under our friends legs and trip them up. Well it was my tuen and I did the deed. The kid I think landed on his nose. He was like oh man that hurt untill we told him his nose was bleeding alot. After he started crying and walked him to the nurse's office.
In college I found a blow horn that you use at basketball games as a sub horn (very loud) well I went into random lecture hall's and blew it really loud for the laughter of students and annyoience of professors.
one more...in 8th grade I never got into a fight in my life. This may of been the closet. This big fat kid like way bigger than me and loved to make fun of me. We were in band class and we did not play that day. I can't remember why and this room has 3 levels each about 1 feet higher than the other. Well this kid said something about my mom so I don't know but I turned around and pushed him so hard he went flying to the floor on the next level like a foot down. The teacher did not know what was happening because she was in another room. I guess a fight did not break out because if so he be angry. I guess he was scared at what I did to him. Really never made fun of me again from that day.
Another..in HS I was trying out for the basketball team and so was my friend. He was playing defense on me and I was backing him in closer to the hoop. As I did so I motioned my back really hard upwards into his mouth knocking back his front tooth. I felt bad and from that day on he never played bball again. Well I still do and rock!
Once is hailed and after the sotrm passed me and my brother were throwing hail at each other(smaller than golf balls kind of). I nailed him really hard
after ran away fast.
trying to think
prolly worst thing Ive done was I got suspended from Highschool in, I think, my freshman year for stealing beer from the nearby 7-11.
Looking back on that, I'm kind of wondering what the hell I was suspended from school for...I mean...as far as I know, 7-11 isn't under the school's jurisdiction
I guess maybe it's cause I did it on school time.
Haha, yeah, I skipped classes to go steal beer and cigarettes from 7-11 and sell them to kids back at school. lol
hey, who can argue with 100% profit
Anyways, it woulda been fine except I did it with 2 kids, and one of the kids was in the parking lot smoking when the cops rolled by. Being the brilliant kid that he was, he kept some of the stolen beer in his backpack
. Anyways, he was smoking underaged, so the cops ticketed him for that, and for some reason, he let them search his stuff, they found the beer, he was brought in for questioning, and baisically cracked in a split second and ratted me and my other friend out.
I'm guess I'm pretty lucky the school didn't turn me over to the cops.
bleh...whatever
I learned my lesson of sorts
note: The sympathy you get from hot chicks at school when you get suspended for something like that might actually be worth the risk 
lol
oh yeah, in 5th grade I got in a fight with a kid and threw a chair at him.
While I was sitting in one of the offices for time-out or whatever, I noticed the office I was in housed the prescription medication cabinets for the kids there. I had a grudge on one kid, so I decided to look for his ritalin and tamper with it 
First off, let me say that I'm about the most laid back person there is. I don't fight, don't usually get into serious trouble, don't steal, bleh bleh bleh. Pretty normal John Q. Public life. Except for this one time I wasn't even myself. I don't even really remember it first person - it just seemed so surreal. I'm sure my old friends still tell it ...
I'm not the most imposing guy out there. In high school I was 6'0, but prolly only 155 pounds soaking wet. I certainly wasn't a jock, but I tended to hang out with a few of them from the Football team. One of them - Jared - was usually a pretty decent guy, but could turn into an asshole from time to time.
He was the guy that always had to prove himself in front of everyone else - especially his friends and social group. The teacher had left the class unattended for some reason - which always meant trouble. Usually Jared would bug the misfits of the class - the over achievers, the geeks, the audio video club - but this one time in Chem class, he decided to start laying into me. At first I just let it slide - hell, he bugged everyone, but then I just fucking snapped.
He had been calling me 'Morgasm' (which looking back is actually kinda funny) - but he just didn't stop. Each time he repeated it in different voices and tones and shit. At one point, he got this great look on his face, and got the whole class was just friggin pissing themselves in their seats. Hell, I prolly shoulda been laughing along - it was pretty funny stuff, but white rage just boiled inside.
I turned to him really cool and collected, and looked him right in the eyes. I remember saying 'Jared. Shut the fuck up. I'm not kidding'. Then I kick his desk so hard he falls right out of the bloody thing.
Jared isn't a small guy. He tackles big guys for fun. And I'm not a big guy. By all means, it appeared that I had gotten myself into something of a predicament. I stand up also, and meet him as he is coming down the aisle bearing down on me.
Just as he gets to me, I kick him square in the nuts, grab his shirt, pull it over his head, and start going to town on his stomach and kidneys. Jared goes down, and I get on top of him, just wailing away. He manages to get his shirt back down, and his head pokes out - I start hitting him in the face. It was vicious. Remember fight club? When Edward Norton is pounding like mad on Jared Leto's face and everyone just looks away - it was like that. Jared is bleeding like a stuck pig, cuts and bruises and welts all over his face - and I just give up, get up and off just as the teacher comes back in.
The teacher looks at Jared, looks at me, and there is this eternal silence that sets in. I don't remember doing it, but apparently, I then helped Jared up, and went to the bathroom to clean up. He never said anything about that day again. He never came back at me, or threatened me - certainly never called me 'Morgasm' again. The teacher never said anything about it either - and I never got in trouble for destroying this kid in class. Its like no one could even believe it happened. Part of me still doesn't.
Sorry for the long post.
And if you are still out there Jared - I can't really say I feel sorry for what I did to you. Thats one for the good guys.
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| Originally posted by Veldrid Well I have done some fucked up stuff... Senior year there was this bitch in my video production class that was from Canada. She was always bragging about herself and her country. Well I decided I would piss her off so I went to a local t-shirt shop and had them make a shirt that said "Just Say No to Canada" and had the canadian maple leaf in a circle with a line thru it (like the no smoking signs). I wore it to school one day and the bitch got all pissed off at lunch and threw hot nacho cheese in my face, and when I say hot I mean HOT. At that moment I snapped, I wiped my face off while her and others were laughing their heads off, dumped my lunch tray and then broke the bitches nose with it. I then continued to beat the lunch tray over her head until the principal and a teacher pulled me off. |
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| Originally posted by trancEyes22 i didn't even see this. how dare you, call women "bitches" so loosely and don't even get me started on the violent aspect of it all. who the fuck do you think you are? (besides a woman beater). i actually don't even feel anger for you, i feel pity. i am ashamed to have someone like you posting on my thread. i hope you get some help, psycho |
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| Originally posted by trancEyes22 i didn't even see this. how dare you, call women "bitches" so loosely and don't even get me started on the violent aspect of it all. who the fuck do you think you are? (besides a woman beater). i actually don't even feel anger for you, i feel pity. i am ashamed to have someone like you posting on my thread. i hope you get some help, psycho |
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| Originally posted by DaveSaenz Don't take this the wrong way, because I'm not defending his beating her over the head. But he was exercising his first ammendment rights to free speach by wearing the T shirt (even though it's offensive). If someone threw hot cheese on my face, I think I would call them worse names than "bitch." He could have also gotten charges filed (and sued) for assault etc. (especially if he were disfigured by the hot cheese). |
OH lol this women beating thing brought up something i did completely on accident to my girl friend.....Well just bout every day when i wasnt in season id shoot a puck or play roller hocker infront of my house.....well my gf decided to come outside as i shot a roller hockey ball....it smacked her in the forehead gave her the biggest black and blue mark i have ever saw on someones head...i couldnt do anything but laugh at her exspense cuzz there was nothing i could do to stop it..she just walked out at the wrong time and a stray ball got her.....everyone teased me for like a month i was a women beater......
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| Originally posted by beema trying to think prolly worst thing Ive done was I got suspended from Highschool in, I think, my freshman year for stealing beer from the nearby 7-11. Looking back on that, I'm kind of wondering what the hell I was suspended from school for...I mean...as far as I know, 7-11 isn't under the school's jurisdiction I guess maybe it's cause I did it on school time. Haha, yeah, I skipped classes to go steal beer and cigarettes from 7-11 and sell them to kids back at school. lol hey, who can argue with 100% profit Anyways, it woulda been fine except I did it with 2 kids, and one of the kids was in the parking lot smoking when the cops rolled by. Being the brilliant kid that he was, he kept some of the stolen beer in his backpack . Anyways, he was smoking underaged, so the cops ticketed him for that, and for some reason, he let them search his stuff, they found the beer, he was brought in for questioning, and baisically cracked in a split second and ratted me and my other friend out. I'm guess I'm pretty lucky the school didn't turn me over to the cops. bleh...whatever I learned my lesson of sorts note: The sympathy you get from hot chicks at school when you get suspended for something like that might actually be worth the risk ![]() lol oh yeah, in 5th grade I got in a fight with a kid and threw a chair at him. While I was sitting in one of the offices for time-out or whatever, I noticed the office I was in housed the prescription medication cabinets for the kids there. I had a grudge on one kid, so I decided to look for his ritalin and tamper with it |
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| Originally posted by trancEyes22 ummm, i do think you are defending him. the asshole deserved to have more than just hot cheese thrown all over him- but is that really justification to break her nose? i hope you realize what you are saying...if not, please stop threadjacking |
I'm going to have to disagree with you tranceyes. This girl was obviously annoying the crap out of him, and trust me ive met TONS of people who just rub me the wrong way. Especially the ones who act cocky for no reason. The guy was simply making a joke or a point, and got hot nacho cheese in his face. Thats seriously fucked up, i dont care who the f' it was I'd break that persons nose in a second girl or no girl.
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| Originally posted by trancEyes22 ummm, i do think you are defending him. the asshole deserved to have more than just hot cheese thrown all over him- but is that really justification to break her nose? i hope you realize what you are saying...if not, please stop threadjacking |
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| Originally posted by Photo_bot_2k1 I'm going to have to disagree with you tranceyes. This girl was obviously annoying the crap out of him, and trust me ive met TONS of people who just rub me the wrong way. Especially the ones who act cocky for no reason. The guy was simply making a joke or a point, and got hot nacho cheese in his face. Thats seriously fucked up, i dont care who the f' it was I'd break that persons nose in a second girl or no girl. |
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| Originally posted by Veldrid I then continued to beat the lunch tray over her head until the principal and a teacher pulled me off. |
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| Originally posted by trancEyes22 i rest my case. lets just drop this or i'm gonna get really upset. i'm surprised most of you think it is fine to beat the shit out of someone all over getting a little hot cheese in your face. wa wa...cry me a river! but seriously, lets drop it. there are some very male chauvenistic (sp?) opinions on here, and lets just leave it at that. |
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