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Posted by ftnb on Jun-04-2003 16:59:

This is probably one of the funniest threads to ever grace the chill-out forums...well, 'grace' is probably not the proper terminology for this thread, but its still quite hilarious. JP, you have problems my friend! ...

Posted by USMC_Greg on Jun-04-2003 18:14:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ RozzeR
http://www.shugknight.co.uk/photos/albums/ass/Ass_194.jpg

Anal all the way im afraid, just look @ it.

She's gotta shave that bush tho. She's got hair 3 inches long sticking out of her twat

Posted by igottaknow on Jun-04-2003 19:06:

quote:
Originally posted by USMC_Greg
She's gotta shave that bush tho. She's got hair 3 inches long sticking out of her twat

Picture should be titled "When Hairy met Sally"

Posted by butterfly on Jun-04-2003 19:23:

quote:
Originally posted by USMC_Greg
She's gotta shave that bush tho. She's got hair 3 inches long sticking out of her twat

omg that's nasty.... you shoudlnt let yourself be photographed liek that if you havent groomed yourself properly.

Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on Jun-04-2003 19:44:

i tried it on my ex, managed to just get it up the bourneville boulevard, and thought, this feels safe as fuck, so i started going mental on her and i hurt her ass so she never let me do it again

Posted by skip on Jun-04-2003 20:13:

quote:
Originally posted by butterfly
omg that's nasty.... you shoudlnt let yourself be photographed liek that if you havent groomed yourself properly.

doesn't bother me one bit! it's all perfectly normal/natural!

shaved pussy looks better though, usually but not if it's all shaved or somethin freaky! sahved pussy is easier to lick too. still nothing wrong with unshaved pussy IMHO!

Posted by UWM on Jun-04-2003 20:28:

quote:
Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z]
i tried it on my ex, managed to just get it up the bourneville boulevard, and thought, this feels safe as fuck, so i started going mental on her and i hurt her ass so she never let me do it again

Bwahahahahah!

*dies*

Posted by USMC_Greg on Jun-04-2003 22:40:

That's my new goal in life --to de-virginize a nice tight ass.

Posted by Psionic on Jun-04-2003 23:08:

Amen to that!

Posted by Sand Leaper on Jun-05-2003 10:25:

quote:
Originally posted by USMC_Greg
That's my new goal in life --to de-virginize a nice tight ass.

LOL,good luck.The day you find a virgin that's willing to go anal on her first time,you can die a happy man

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Jun-05-2003 11:04:

Posted by Fundamental on Jun-05-2003 12:02:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
lubrication ffs!

Wise words from the experienced Mikey. I'm tempted to crack a "sailor" joke but I will resist...

...for now.

Posted by chris_norris on Jun-05-2003 13:16:

quote:
Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z]
bourneville boulevard

This word takes the award for most amusing terminology in this thread

Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on Jun-05-2003 13:32:

quote:
Originally posted by chris_norris
This word takes the award for most amusing terminology in this thread

hehe although i dont think the americans get bourneville chocolate over there, if not.. try the, cadburies cul-de-sac

Posted by djSlain on Jun-05-2003 15:32:

cleveland steamer? isn't that where u shit on a girls breasts and then "titty fuck" her?
donkey punch, of course, best out there. fuck a girl in the ass, and then knock her out with a blow to the head as u orgasm and it will make her muscles contract, so it's a nice tight feeling.
felching? do a girl in the ass, cum inside her, and then stick a straw in her ass and suck the cum back out.
dirty/filthy sanchez. do a girl in the ass until u get shit on ur dick and then take it out and wipe the shit on her upper lip (with ur dick). it's like having amustache of shit.
ocular sex. find a girl with a glass eye. take the glass eye out and stick ur dick in the eye socket.

Posted by DennisF on Jun-05-2003 15:46:

quote:
Originally posted by djSlain
cleveland steamer? isn't that where u shit on a girls breasts and then "titty fuck" her?
donkey punch, of course, best out there. fuck a girl in the ass, and then knock her out with a blow to the head as u orgasm and it will make her muscles contract, so it's a nice tight feeling.
felching? do a girl in the ass, cum inside her, and then stick a straw in her ass and suck the cum back out.
dirty/filthy sanchez. do a girl in the ass until u get shit on ur dick and then take it out and wipe the shit on her upper lip (with ur dick). it's like having amustache of shit.
ocular sex. find a girl with a glass eye. take the glass eye out and stick ur dick in the eye socket.

thats disgusting

Posted by Sand Leaper on Jun-05-2003 15:55:

Posted by George Kendall on Jun-05-2003 17:21:

I've done it....and I'd do it again.

Its really not 'messy' like people think it will be.

Posted by KilldaDJ on Jun-05-2003 19:58:

Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on Jun-05-2003 20:30:

lolitas rule... straight up the bunsen burner

Posted by Aya Brea on Jun-05-2003 20:44:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
It has nothing to do with champagne, but it is pretty gross

I have a whole list of those crazy sexual things, I'm sure some of you have seen it.

Jelly Donut anyone?

isn't that when you jizz in a girls face and then punch her?

Posted by igottaknow on Jun-05-2003 21:50:

Posted by DaveSZ on Jun-05-2003 23:22:

I thought about posting that junk, but it really has no place here..... Pretty messed up if you ask me.

Posted by occrider on Jun-06-2003 00:04:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
You just stepped way over the line that stuff isn't even funny and doesn't have a place here. Hope the girls on this board don't see your post.

Haha I thought it was pretty funny ... geez what's with everyone being so sensitive? Now if he was actually describing his experiences practicing these moves that's a different story altogether.

At any rate my fav is the shocker(who doesn't like the shocker?)!

Posted by TuanAnh213 on Jun-06-2003 00:08:

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