Full Grown Overweight Silverback Gorilla VS. Giant Grizzly Bear!!!!!!!!

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Posted by mndeg on Nov-27-2003 05:10:

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Originally posted by speedracer_mec

vs.

come on...guys...

HAHAHA

Posted by Turbonium on Nov-27-2003 05:17:

Well I still think that if the gorilla gets a good punch at the grizzly's snout first and foremost, it will win. They can punch with a frikkin shitload of Newtons of force... Imagine that huge ape charging at the grizzly and WHAM - first strike.

Same thing goes for the grizzle. One swipe, and he will own the ape.

It all depends on who gets the first strike pretty much.

Posted by mndeg on Nov-27-2003 05:18:

grizzly, gorillas dont know how to fight, its not like they've taken fighting classes, the best they can do is probably bright

Posted by DrUg_Tit0 on Nov-27-2003 10:10:

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Originally posted by astroboy
In real life humans have faced both Bulls and Bears armed only with bladed weapons and come out alive... Mas Oyama apparently faced a bull unarmed, shattering its horns with his bare arms (apparently there is actual footage of this in existance, although it was later claimed by some that the bull was old and weak). Not sure if anyone has ever tried to face a silverback...

Yes, but you must realize humans know exactly where and when to strike. The gorilla doesn't know where to strike, and it also doesn't have the means to strike efficiently. Real life gorillas aren't goddamn king kongs. The bear instinctively knows which places on the body are most vulnerable. The fact that bear has predictable tactics is absolutely irrelevant, because a gorilla doesn't know that. And even if it knew, what then? The best it could do is to try to punch the bear in the face, something that would make the bear a bit dizzy for a few seconds at best. Humans have been able to kill bears with knives, but those were trained humans and ffs, they had the damn knives. The gorilla doesn't have a knife. It only has it's fists. And trust me, a grizzly's neck is a bit too strong to be broken by gorilla's hands. Besides, if the gorilla attempted to catch the bear by the neck, just imagine what the bear's claws would do to gorilla's arms.

I think you should try some more uncertain fights...like a grizzly vs an elephant, or a killer whale vs plesiosaurus.

Posted by Dr. Cfire on Nov-27-2003 21:36:

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Originally posted by Turbonium
Well I still think that if the gorilla gets a good punch at the grizzly's snout first and foremost, it will win. They can punch with a frikkin shitload of Newtons of force... Imagine that huge ape charging at the grizzly and WHAM - first strike.

Same thing goes for the grizzle. One swipe, and he will own the ape.

It all depends on who gets the first strike pretty much.

Grizzlies are the most dangerous when they are injured. So yet again advantage Grizzly.

quote:
grizzly, gorillas dont know how to fight, its not like they've taken fighting classes, the best they can do is probably bright

Wtf you might want to read that again.

Posted by Chris Crossland on Nov-27-2003 23:01:

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Originally posted by Dr. Cfire
Wtf you might want to read that again.

Whoever votes for the grizzly is dumb you know a chimp can tear your arm off

Posted by raek on Nov-27-2003 23:06:

its all in the claws and teeth

Posted by Dr. Cfire on Nov-28-2003 00:27:

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Originally posted by gwrmarines

Whoever votes for the grizzly is dumb you know a chimp can tear your arm off

yah a chimp can rip my arm off great. But its not chimp vs human.

Its gorilla vs bear.

And a bear has much bigger "arms" than I do.

Posted by Turbonium on Nov-28-2003 00:36:

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Originally posted by Dr. Cfire
Grizzlies are the most dangerous when they are injured. So yet again advantage Grizzly.

Doesn't matter. Think about how fast a huge silverback on a rampage can charge. Runs at you on all fours for the rushed approach, then goes up on 2 legs for the last 2 strides, fists flying at you: boom, boom, boom. The first strike would be at the snout. More would follow suit within the next 2 seconds.

If grizzly gets first strike pretty much anywhere on the body of the gorilla, it will win. If the gorilla gets first strike in snout/head area, it will most likely win. Doesn't take much to incapacitate a grizzly when you are in a frenzied charge with fists that big pounding him in the head.

Posted by squirrelly on Nov-28-2003 01:09:

I was going to vote for the Gorilla, then I realized, it's not based on the movies, and with all the information provied... I'm gonna have to say.... grizzly all the way!

Posted by Redeye on Nov-28-2003 01:12:

Grizzly Bear would tear that fat-ass gorilla a new asshole Unless it was one of those uber-intelligent apes from Planet of the Apes, they he would just shoot the grizzly

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