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And buy Ginger Ale because they are thirsty..
and drink it all. The End.
New story.
Swamper says there is 1 hour untill he shuts the whole site down for good..
but the wicked witch of the west comes and...
hits Swamper with her broom
it turns out she is a milf and
swamper giggles as his hair piece falls off..*gasp* he says..
my pet racoon ran away with
my pineapples, now i cannot make fruit cocktails and
get drunk as a skunk, which would give me the courage to
confess my love to the wicked witch so that she can...
cast a spell and prevent swamper from shutting down trance addict. the end.
new story...hehehehehe
Aplz was about to go to sleep since it was nearly 4am...
but couldn't sleep, and decided to fry his brain with some left over meth he had stashed away in his drawer. But suddenly
realized that he dosent use drugs anymore and that he sold it to sym
Sym has such a trip that he meets GOD and God tells him:
"Son, go get urself some pussy, ur a mess", to which he replyed...
'pot calling the kettle black! Whats all that crap about virgin births?' But never les less he tottled of to the pussy store...
and bought himself a cute little 6 week old kitten, for any younger, and the pussy would not have the life skills that it needed to survive Syms house. Never the less, the cute little pussy settled in nicely, and after deciding on the name of "Creampie"...
he giggled since it reminded him of something dirty
and that thought had to do with Whiskers and what he does with his "cats" because Whiskers himself was a "pussy" for making fun of "Orbax" and then "ending" the "story" so Orbax, went to a store created by other TA memmbers and was shocked at the amount of sex related sentences hanging everywhere and this shock led him to the decision to purify TA with a flamethrower that he bought from an ex commando living in Guam with his three children only one of whom was able to sing the song "Rin sho ho pei mai" which caused a commotion among the natives who didnt have punctuation so they could create really long sentences which had nothing to do with sex (shockingly) so finally an elipsis was found and Orbax passed the story onto another less worthy story teller...
who actually followed the rules of only using one line and
bumped the thread back to the front page but
, little did he realise that there is infact no, 'one line rule', as such, but the phrase was mearly intended to convey the somewhat line by line creation of such a story. He pondered this for a second, and his train of thought wondered, for no particular reason, onto the fact that sentences generally look a lot better, when some form of punctuation if used, in order to enable the reader to breathe symultaneously. Such a strenuous thought process had left him tired and a little weary,
so he went to disney world, took pictures of little kids asses then masturbated till has cock started to smoke but...
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| Originally posted by Trance(PL) so he went to disney world, took pictures of little kids asses then masturbated till has cock started to smoke but... |
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| Originally posted by Trancer85 But, micheal Jackson is in jail now for what he has done, therefore |
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