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| Originally posted by Moral Hazard Assuming that your avatar is you, I certainly do think you're hot. Except, you may want to use a foundation with less of a greeny tint. |
works everytime hahah 
My buddy (Slylee, you'll recall the story of the guy answering the door naked holding my dog... same guy) just walks up to girls and says "so, would you like to fuck?".... he gets slapped a lot but 90% of the time ends up going home with someone.
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| Originally posted by Slylee hahahh u know what foundation is. ur pus&& whipped! |
all girls want cock just dont admit it
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| Originally posted by Azz3D all girls want cock just dont admit it |
yea sometimes we girls just like to get treated like sluts...even if we're not. i bet even the ones that slap him regret not going home with him.
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| Originally posted by occrider �Hi. My two favorite things in the world are commitment and changing my lifestyle for a woman.� |
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| Originally posted by Moral Hazard I've always had a keen interest in understanding all things female... it ends up being a great advantage because girls actually think I'm listening too them and that I relate to them. That's the real trick in picking up a woman.... I pretend I'minterested in whatever the hell she has to say... if I can do that she'll feel special, if she feels special I'll feel vagina. |
Fuck me if i'm wrong, but are you the Pope???
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| Originally posted by Slylee hahahah yea u and uwm are the Pros |
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| Originally posted by Slylee hahahah yea u and uwm are the Pros |
oh snap! roll eyes
a good one for a chick to use (if she's just looking for a hot guy to screw) is to walk up to him w/ a pen and paper and write down,
"Hi! i'm a mute so i can't talk (sorry) but i love to fuck and i hate cuddling. i'll even cook u breakfast in the morning before i leave and never call u again"
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| Originally posted by Slylee oh snap! roll eyes |
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| Originally posted by Slylee oh snap! roll eyes a good one for a chick to use (if she's just looking for a hot guy to screw) is to walk up to him w/ a pen and paper and write down, "Hi! i'm a mute so i can't talk (sorry) but i love to fuck and i hate cuddling. i'll even cook u breakfast in the morning before i leave and never call u again" |
all metros are guilty of what moral said, so that includes u bobby.
it's all a front to get laid...it's a damn conspiracy!
Yeah okay I'll admit it, you're right.
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| Originally posted by Moral Hazard even ugly girls. |
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| Originally posted by Slylee all metros are guilty of what moral said, so that includes u bobby. it's all a front to get laid...it's a damn conspiracy! |
what is a chez and what is a pottery barn?
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| Originally posted by Slylee what is a chez and what is a pottery barn? |
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| Originally posted by Slylee what is a chez and what is a pottery barn? |
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| Originally posted by Slylee all metros are guilty of what moral said, so that includes u bobby. it's all a front to get laid...it's a damn conspiracy! |
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| Originally posted by Slylee what is a chez and what is a pottery barn? |
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| Originally posted by Moral Hazard Just a front to get laid? I'm hurt that you would think such a thing. Maybe you're just not used to having a man be interested in what you have to say but I am very intrigued by you. You're such a complex and unique person. I really do want to hear all about you. I want to understand you. I assure you that my interest in you is more then just petty sex. Please, you were talking about your childhood, go on, I'm listening... |
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