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Posted by Radagast on Jan-13-2005 04:17:

I'm surprised you took your mouth off of your boyfriends ass long enough to type those words. Seriously. Ashlee Simpson singing the national anthem while vacuuming her apartment wouldn't suck as much ass as you do. How much time does it take you each morning to pick all the asshairs out of your teeth?

I like the picture in your profile. That's a hot chick in the bathing suit there. Who's the guy on the left though? He bears a striking resemblance to Jeff Daniels. Only fatter.

Posted by beats and beeps on Jan-13-2005 04:21:

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Originally posted by Radagast
I'm surprised you took your mouth off of your boyfriends ass long enough to type those words.

Nah, I just hang my ass over the moniter while she types. She can see the keys through my crack.

Posted by Miss Bliss on Jan-13-2005 04:59:

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Originally posted by Radagast
I'm surprised you took your mouth off of your boyfriends ass long enough to type those words. Seriously. Ashlee Simpson singing the national anthem while vacuuming her apartment wouldn't suck as much ass as you do. How much time does it take you each morning to pick all the asshairs out of your teeth?

I like the picture in your profile. That's a hot chick in the bathing suit there. Who's the guy on the left though? He bears a striking resemblance to Jeff Daniels. Only fatter.

Poor baby... has to flame me just cause I suck dick better than him. Hey, I heard last time you tried to service a guy in the dark back room of a club it turned out to be your dad.

Posted by Radagast on Jan-13-2005 05:08:

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Originally posted by Miss Bliss
Poor baby... has to flame me just cause I suck dick better than him. Hey, I heard last time you tried to service a guy in the dark back room of a club it turned out to be your dad.

Ah I see. "We're loud, we're proud, we bend over and get ploughed." The sluts motto. Your pussy is open more often than a 7-11. Jim Carrey playing Ace Ventura on crack is not as loose as your vagina. I'll never enter a club again though. Last time, I went to the bathroom and saw some Jeff Daniels look-alike sucking the ass of the nights DJ while he had sex with the urinal. It was the most disturbing sight i've ever seen, let me tell you. Traumatized for life I am.

Last time I serviced a guy I gave him two fries and a large knuckle sandwich.

Posted by Miss Bliss on Jan-13-2005 05:16:

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Originally posted by Radagast
Ah I see. "We're loud, we're proud, we bend over and get ploughed." The sluts motto. Your pussy is open more often than a 7-11. Jim Carrey playing Ace Ventura on crack is not as loose as your vagina. I'll never enter a club again though. Last time, I went to the bathroom and saw some Jeff Daniels look-alike sucking the ass of the nights DJ while he had sex with the urinal. It was the most disturbing sight i've ever seen, let me tell you. Traumatized for life I am.

Last time I serviced a guy I gave him two fries and a large knuckle sandwich.

Finnegan's Wake is a more coherent read than those retarded metaphors you heard on TV. Go play in a sandbox... or on the edge of a cliff.

Posted by Radagast on Jan-13-2005 05:18:

I don't read books. They get in the way of my dick sucking practice. You know what that's like don't you baby?

Posted by Emil on Jan-13-2005 05:22:

Come on guys, don't kill the thread!

Posted by Miss Bliss on Jan-13-2005 05:25:

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Originally posted by Radagast
I don't read books. They get in the way of my dick sucking practice. You know what that's like don't you baby?

Sorry, I don't need practice. You go ahead and keep on practicing your deep throating, though. You keep choking on the last inch. Good night baby.

Posted by Radagast on Jan-13-2005 05:25:

You know what, i'm sorry. I shouldn't have called you a man Miss Bliss. I apologize vociferously. I won't lie and say you don't look like Jeff Daniels or that you have the intelligence and wit to match your sexuality. What say I give you a few Krispy Kreme donuts and we call it even?

Posted by Miss Bliss on Jan-13-2005 05:27:

Vociferou-wha? I don't understand big words like that cause I'm such a slut.

Posted by Radagast on Jan-13-2005 05:34:

Well i'm out of material. It was fun while it lasted cellulite butt. Your boyfriend is sending me Private Messages about how he's going to lay some repurcussions on me apparently. Either that or he wants me to engage in homosexual relations with him, I couldn't tell. Regardless, I think I can handle anything he sends my way short of another picture of his bony ass. I'm going to go hide under my bed now.

Posted by trance85 on Jan-13-2005 05:38:

lol @ this thread

Posted by Slylee on Jan-13-2005 17:19:

wait, so radagast is gay?

Posted by loca on Jan-13-2005 17:45:

on my ankle... got it done almost 5 yrs ago now, i need to get it refilled.

Posted by beats and beeps on Jan-13-2005 19:45:

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Originally posted by Slylee
wait, so radagast is gay?

I'm optimistic. I dont think I'm man enough to take him yet though.

Posted by Radagast on Jan-13-2005 19:54:

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Originally posted by Slylee
wait, so radagast is gay?

Gay...LIKE A FOX!

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jan-13-2005 20:21:

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Originally posted by l�cid
ok i'm gonna continue your hijack...

i want to believe astrology is BS, and i think a lot of it is (at least the way it is presented to us in this world), but my entire life, my best friends have ALWAYS been scorpio (i'm scorpio as well). i also exhibit many of the typical scorpio traits.

I think astrology is just one of many tools to help understand oneself and others. If you don't put all your stock in it, it can make a lot of sense and provide some clarity. I agree with Slylee that if the moon can affect tides, the moon and stars must have some effect on our birth.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jan-13-2005 20:25:

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Originally posted by Slylee
aries are overbearing, cocky, know it all, assholes... i know because i was raised by one. lol

Whoa, me too. You and I have way too much in common my dear!

Posted by igottaknow on Jan-13-2005 20:30:

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Originally posted by jennypie
Whoa, me too. You and I have way too much in common my dear!

i thought you were a robot

Posted by Radagast on Jan-13-2005 20:37:

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Originally posted by jennypie
if the moon can affect tides, the moon and stars must have some effect on our birth.

What effect? To what extent? What is your proof?

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jan-13-2005 21:01:

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Originally posted by Radagast
What effect? To what extent? What is your proof?

I'm a nurse, not a rocket scientist. I don't have any of those answers...it's a conjecture based for the most part on mystic beliefs.

Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on Jan-13-2005 21:19:

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Originally posted by jennypie
Whoa, me too. You and I have way too much in common my dear!

so neither you OR jamie likes me?

Posted by NiteMer on Jan-13-2005 21:27:

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Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z]
so neither you OR jamie likes me?

+1, my Aries brotha.

Posted by Slylee on Jan-13-2005 21:30:

i just remember reading about that stuff once a while ago...the tide and the moon's gravitational force of water or something like that. but then i looked it up and it said that is wrong. i dunno. google.

jenny, let me guess...your mom has that "my way or the highway" attitude huh?

frickin drives me nuts!

Posted by NiteMer on Jan-13-2005 21:33:

My Mom's born on Feb. 1st and has the my way or the highway attitude, but I must admit I can be a little bit headstrong at times.

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