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Posted by tu_face on Jan-26-2005 20:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Basstard
surely u could raise the same argument for xmas?

not really. christmas is much more about family and shit, people don't always get to see their family and appreciate them every day of their lives.

Posted by eye_03 on Jan-26-2005 21:45:

quote:
Originally posted by jonSun
Oh ya I think I got her a Korn CD as well.

Posted by igottaknow on Jan-26-2005 22:31:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Sweet can I make fun of her?

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
A brown paper bag
Would look good on you

good one i like the dramatic irony.
i'd do another poem but creatively i'm all tapped out

Posted by MunkyAngel on Jan-27-2005 02:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
says the girl with the giant flower sig hahaha

i took that picture so it's the exception to the rule

Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-27-2005 02:39:

quote:
Originally posted by *~*Angelblue*~*
i took that picture so it's the exception to the rule

i'm just kiddin'!!

Posted by t�bias on Jan-27-2005 02:48:

A blanket, a beach, night-time, a couple of bottles of wine, some crackers and cheese, some candles, some hooch, a kiss.

Posted by wwu.punisher on Jan-27-2005 03:16:

I am the shucking fiznit when it comes to Valentine's Day.

I asked my now ex-girlfriend out on Valentine's Day three years ago. This time around, I'm going to get my current girlfriend a rose, take her out to a nice Italian restaurant, and then we're going down to the bay for a walk on the boardwalk.

Beat that, muttafukaz!

Posted by yujie__ on Jan-27-2005 04:06:

what happen if a girl ask you if you can cook??? are they interested in you or want get to know you better??

Posted by t�bias on Jan-27-2005 04:40:

quote:
Originally posted by yujie__
what happen if a girl ask you if you can cook??? are they interested in you or want get to know you better??

That means you are going to get hot sex my friend.

Posted by DjShlian on Jan-27-2005 05:27:

i was reading the Wallmart Journal today and i saw this thing called Lifestyles. I thought LifeStyles was a condom but it had a picture of apples and bananas on it. isn't that whack?
i mean, i'll give my woman some condoms, but not fruit!

Posted by DjShlian on Jan-27-2005 05:52:

ya, i saw that on Celebrity Fear Factor last nite. didn't work out too well with Danny Tanner from Full House

Posted by Geoff on Jan-27-2005 06:26:

quote:
Originally posted by sebby
I have a question for you. I was wondering if you�d like to have a nice romantic dinner at McDonald�s with me this weekend?

Posted by Dervish on Jan-27-2005 15:02:

quote:
Originally posted by DjShlian
i was reading the Wallmart Journal today and i saw this thing called Lifestyles. I thought LifeStyles was a condom but it had a picture of apples and bananas on it. isn't that whack?
i mean, i'll give my woman some condoms, but not fruit!

Show some class please..........

... get fruit flavoured condoms

Posted by UWM on Jan-27-2005 15:22:

quote:
Originally posted by wwu.punisher
I am the shucking fiznit when it comes to Valentine's Day.

I asked my now ex-girlfriend out on Valentine's Day three years ago. This time around, I'm going to get my current girlfriend a rose, take her out to a nice Italian restaurant, and then we're going down to the bay for a walk on the boardwalk.

Beat that, muttafukaz!

That's not that original ...

Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-27-2005 15:23:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
That's not that original ...

yeah not really.

btw...you gave me a great idea rob...from your chocolate strawberries

Posted by UWM on Jan-27-2005 15:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller

btw...you gave me a great idea rob...from your chocolate strawberries

This year I think I might surprise my GF with a chocolate covered penis. That way I can get a blowjob and she can enjoy the chocolate flavor at the same time.

The only problem will be putting the melted chocolate on my rod. Ouch!

Posted by igottaknow on Jan-27-2005 15:29:

the thread has been very helpful...I have learned what not to do

Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-27-2005 15:31:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
the thread has been very helpful...I have learned what not to do

of course first you need a woman to spend valentine's day with

Posted by Mr. Pink on Jan-27-2005 15:40:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
The only problem will be putting the melted chocolate on my rod. Ouch!
you know the hard chocolate covering icecream shops put on their vanilla ice cream cones?..... then it hardens and its like a crunch bar...

do that

dip your penis in that chocolate and it'll stay put.

just make sure your GF doesnt take a bite out of that crime

Posted by igottaknow on Jan-27-2005 15:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
of course first you need a woman to spend valentine's day with

why do i need a woman when i got you?

Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-27-2005 15:42:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
why do i need a woman when i got you?

i've already sent you this FABULOUS boutque hahaha

Posted by UWM on Jan-27-2005 15:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
you know the hard chocolate covering icecream shops put on their vanilla ice cream cones?..... then it hardens and its like a crunch bar...

do that

dip your penis in that chocolate and it'll stay put.

just make sure your GF doesnt take a bite out of that crime

I think it hardens because the ice cream freezes it. Unless I want to put my wang in the freezer for a while I don't think it will pan out.

Good idea though!

Posted by Lira on Jan-27-2005 17:24:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
I think it hardens because the ice cream freezes it. Unless I want to put my wang in the freezer for a while I don't think it will pan out.

Good idea though!

Be sure to tell us everything about your experience afterwards

Posted by igottaknow on Jan-27-2005 17:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Be sure to tell us everything about your experience afterwards

you mean his embarrassing trip to the ER?

Posted by UWM on Jan-27-2005 17:27:

"How'd you get the beans above the frank!?!"

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