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| Originally posted by Psy-T hehe, this was an entertaining read. anyways, just so you know, 99% of kids ages 1-5 masturbate, 98.9% of them forget about it when they grow older. my first time ejaculating though was in the shower, age 10/11 i think  |
The pool Water jet 2nd grade
just got infront of it
and felt a tremendous tickle
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| Originally posted by josh4 OMG I can't believe i actually found it No joke: This site. |
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| Originally posted by prolikewhoa but i love the cock. |
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| Originally posted by mezzir how has no one quoted this yet? granted she's a girl, but still its hilarious at least to me fuck that, its custom worthy even better than diet caffeine free cock (best type in a long time, coming from my gf no less) |
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| Originally posted by Slylee yea u really need to move on pro. i was best friends w/ that chick from 7th grade till like a few years ago, with the exception of the 2 years i spent in japan and we lost touch. but i came back my senior year and she got me to roll and do drugs and she was just a real miserable manipulative bitch and i always walked on eggshells around her. i was a lot less confrontational back then i guess because of insecurities and i realized that she probably just liked to feel better about herself at my expense. i was like such a good friend to her and she really didn't do jack shit for me...lol she went to vegas the summer after highschool graduation to visit her aunt and her parents ended up writing her a letter while she was there telling her she wasn't welcome home because they found out that she had stolen her mom's credit card and went shopping and lied about it. so she ended up staying there and now she's married with 2 kids... lol right before she left for vegas she cheated on her boyfriend of 1 year with like 3 diff guys and just treated him like shit...i felt so bad for him. he was a really good friend of mine at that point cuz the 3 of us hung out constantly. anyway i always felt bad knowing all the shit she was doing behind his back..he was really good to her. then when she was in vegas, me and him got drunk together and traded stories and discovered all the shit she did to both of us behind our backs... so we had sex like 3 times.  |
master master, do u have the bait?
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| Originally posted by prolikewhoa dude that's crazy. yeah i stopped being this bitch's friend last year. she basically ran this tight-nit group and when one girl would piss her off she'd rally all the others against that one girl, make her school life as shitty as possible. she did it to me first, then 2 other girls...and then everyone started wising up and seeing how much of an evil bitch she was...so now she really doesn't have that many friends. you're always better off without people like that. |
they love to travel with pack... ages!
AHAHAHA! 
oh yeah +1 to the pole thing... all the kids would be on swings and slides and id just go up and down the metal pole looking suspicous w/ a raging boner!
i remember the first time i approached orgasm i thought i was going to pass out cuz it felt so good so i stopped! 
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| Originally posted by Nou wow... most cliched highschool social group ever. |
well, that experience kind of proved to me that girls are evil bitches until proven otherwise. i don't really hang out with that many girls. guys are a lot more easy-going and chill. the only girls i am REALLY close with feel the same way haha. i mean yea, it's cool to have girlfriends, but guys make better friends. girls have a tendency to lie and backstab.
if you need a fuck buddy you know who to call 
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| Originally posted by igottaknow if you need a fuck buddy you know who to call |
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| Originally posted by prolikewhoa well, that experience kind of proved to me that girls are evil bitches until proven otherwise. i don't really hang out with that many girls. guys are a lot more easy-going and chill. the only girls i am REALLY close with feel the same way haha. i mean yea, it's cool to have girlfriends, but guys make better friends. girls have a tendency to lie and backstab. |
GHOSTBUSTERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't remember who mentioned Barbies, but as a child I would make them have sex, Ken always on top. Then one day, I got caught. At around age 6 or 7 a girl friend of mine who lived next door and I would lay horizontally on the floor with our tops off and just rub up and down on each other while kissing. We thought that was "sex." I got caught doing that too. A couple years later I was caught getting off on the couch armchair by my mother. Following years: I had forgot to put away my dildo late one night when i was craving. It was left in the bathtub and my mother went in to take a bath. I couldn't pull that one off, so the natural thing to do was just laugh.
Worst: This was at a YOUNG age. Keep that in mind. I don't recall how the hell this happened. My siberian husky named Porkchop somehow found his way into my chamber of love and devoured it. I admit, it felt good so I let him for awhile. Then i became over-ridden with guilt. I also started to fear that I would catch some disease. I remember worrying all die that i was going to die. So naturally, I had to ask my mother whether or not I would be ok. 
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| Originally posted by Estella GHOSTBUSTERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't remember who mentioned Barbies, but as a child I would make them have sex, Ken always on top. Then one day, I got caught. At around age 6 or 7 a girl friend of mine who lived next door and I would lay horizontally on the floor with our tops off and just rub up and down on each other while kissing. We thought that was "sex." I got caught doing that too. A couple years later I was caught getting off on the couch armchair by my mother. Following years: I had forgot to put away my dildo late one night when i was craving. It was left in the bathtub and my mother went in to take a bath. I couldn't pull that one off, so the natural thing to do was just laugh. Worst: This was at a YOUNG age. Keep that in mind. I don't recall how the hell this happened. My siberian husky named Porkchop somehow found his way into my chamber of love and devoured it. I admit, it felt good so I let him for awhile. Then i became over-ridden with guilt. I also started to fear that I would catch some disease. I remember worrying all die that i was going to die. So naturally, I had to ask my mother whether or not I would be ok. |
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| Originally posted by Estella GHOSTBUSTERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't remember who mentioned Barbies, but as a child I would make them have sex, Ken always on top. Then one day, I got caught. At around age 6 or 7 a girl friend of mine who lived next door and I would lay horizontally on the floor with our tops off and just rub up and down on each other while kissing. We thought that was "sex." I got caught doing that too. A couple years later I was caught getting off on the couch armchair by my mother. Following years: I had forgot to put away my dildo late one night when i was craving. It was left in the bathtub and my mother went in to take a bath. I couldn't pull that one off, so the natural thing to do was just laugh. Worst: This was at a YOUNG age. Keep that in mind. I don't recall how the hell this happened. My siberian husky named Porkchop somehow found his way into my chamber of love and devoured it. I admit, it felt good so I let him for awhile. Then i became over-ridden with guilt. I also started to fear that I would catch some disease. I remember worrying all die that i was going to die. So naturally, I had to ask my mother whether or not I would be ok. |
I kissed my girl mate when i was seven behind my grandmars sofa, i say kissing, it was like a really quick tounge fest.
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| Originally posted by Estella Worst: This was at a YOUNG age. Keep that in mind. I don't recall how the hell this happened. My siberian husky named Porkchop somehow found his way into my chamber of love and devoured it. I admit, it felt good so I let him for awhile. Then i became over-ridden with guilt. I also started to fear that I would catch some disease. I remember worrying all die that i was going to die. So naturally, I had to ask my mother whether or not I would be ok. |
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| Originally posted by Estella Worst: This was at a YOUNG age. Keep that in mind. I don't recall how the hell this happened. My siberian husky named Porkchop somehow found his way into my chamber of love and devoured it. I admit, it felt good so I let him for awhile. Then i became over-ridden with guilt. I also started to fear that I would catch some disease. I remember worrying all die that i was going to die. So naturally, I had to ask my mother whether or not I would be ok. |
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| Originally posted by Estella Worst: This was at a YOUNG age. Keep that in mind. I don't recall how the hell this happened. My siberian husky named Porkchop somehow found his way into my chamber of love and devoured it. I admit, it felt good so I let him for awhile. Then i became over-ridden with guilt. I also started to fear that I would catch some disease. I remember worrying all die that i was going to die. So naturally, I had to ask my mother whether or not I would be ok. |
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| Originally posted by igottaknow If ur good looking then thats Hot, otherwise its Not. Office true story, someone at work came home early and caught wife or gf getting her pussy licked by the dog after she put peanut butter on it. |
what the fuck is masturbate?
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| Originally posted by Nou Oh and on the note of barbies, my brother used to buy barbies and make them have sex with his GI Joes.... >_> <_< He is an odd kid... |
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| Originally posted by Floorfiller yeah...everyone knows ninja turtles have sex with barbie...what an idiot... |
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