I think I heard just about the worst pickup line EVER....

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Posted by stren on May-19-2005 12:52:

k girls, now give us the best lines...

Posted by BeatFreak on May-19-2005 12:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Krysta_101
You would be correct, sir. Drunk guy at a bar I just got home from. I a tad tipsy... and you can tell I'm a tad tipsy because I hate the word tipsy and I just said it three times.

Which bar? Are you from Atlanta or Athens?

So some guy came up to you and said "Can I fluff your cooter?" In Athens??

Posted by Massive84 on May-19-2005 14:21:

Do pickup lines work at all?

Posted by Moral Hazard on May-19-2005 14:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Massive84
Do pickup lines work at all?

Sometimes. I find the ones that make a girl laugh work best. Of course what works even better is just being genuine.

Posted by Slylee on May-19-2005 14:26:

no way.

the worst pick up line is still that whole act where they act like they've seen you before.

"do i know you"

Posted by BeatFreak on May-19-2005 14:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Massive84
Do pickup lines work at all?

NO.

Posted by placebo on May-19-2005 14:35:

Why don't you just wrap your legs around my head so I can wear you like a feedbag.

Posted by Moral Hazard on May-19-2005 14:35:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
no way.

the worst pick up line is still that whole act where they act like they've seen you before.

"do i know you"

A woman tried that act on me a few weeks back at a club. I was really messed up (go figure) but I knew enough to know I didn't know her. I told her that she likely didn't... she started with the whole "you look familure" thing and insisting that she knew me from somewhere.... I thought she was just stupid, turns out she was trying to pick me up. I never realize these things until long afterward (it used to piss my fiancee off... I think I'm innocently talking to a woman, afterwards she'll tell me what was going on)

Posted by Slylee on May-19-2005 14:37:

if they're clever and make me laugh..maybe.

kinda like, "hey my friend wants to know if you think i'm cute"

or that one about borrowing $10 to buy you a drink is funny. i'd probably laugh and strike up convo after that...doubt it'd go anywhere, unless he REALLY blew me away with his charming personality.

Posted by l�cid on May-19-2005 14:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Massive84
Do pickup lines work at all?

no. it just shows how insecure and dull-brained a guy is, if he thinks he can seriously make a girl want him by using some cheesy line that's been recycled 100 times. now the silly ones may get a laugh but i would still rather a guy just be himself and start a normal conversation.

i think the worst one i ever got was from a guy i met in chicago, after telling him i was from wisconsin, he says "damn girl, you're the hottest cheesehead i ever saw!"

Posted by Moral Hazard on May-19-2005 14:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
if they're clever and make me laugh..maybe.

kinda like, "hey my friend wants to know if you think i'm cute"

or that one about borrowing $10 to buy you a drink is funny. i'd probably laugh and strike up convo after that...doubt it'd go anywhere, unless he REALLY blew me away with his charming personality.

I can just picture that....
Guy - "hey baby, I'm ghetto, can I borrow some cash to buy you a drink in hopes that you'll fuck me in the parking lot this evening"
Sly - "do you have any blow?"
Dude - "did you miss the part about me being ghetto"
Sly - "sorry, you're not my type"

Posted by jonze on May-19-2005 14:44:

last night i heard a guy go up to a girl and ask if he could scratch her behind her ears. the girl gave one of the best WTF!?!?! expressions i have ever seen.

Posted by Slylee on May-19-2005 14:50:

Posted by bas on May-19-2005 14:51:

quote:
Originally posted by jonze234
last night i heard a guy go up to a girl and ask if he could scratch her behind her ears. the girl gave one of the best WTF!?!?! expressions i have ever seen.

isn't that what you do to a donkey?

Posted by Thierry on May-19-2005 14:51:

Funny this thread is up...

I was out at a club last Friday and this girl comes up to me and says "so are you here by yourself or are you looking for my best friend?" I thought she knew me or something but I didn't think I heard her correctly and I asked her to repeat what she said and she said the exact same thing. I look beside her and I'm guessing the person there is her best friend and I don't know either of them. So I say smiling "I am here by myself, but I don't know you or your best friend" (I wasn't really interested anyway). And then the girl goes "nope, not good enough answer" so I just smile and say bye.... and then all of a sudden the best friend grabs me by my shirt as I turn to walk away and pulls me in and just yells "GOD YOU'RE SO HAWT!" and then her friend pulled her away hahaha... pickup lines are hilarious!

Terry

Posted by Slylee on May-19-2005 14:54:

god i hate single life. it sucks. lol

just thinking about that whole cheesy scenerio of being at a bar w/ friends scoping the place out for members of the opposite sex....

Posted by bas on May-19-2005 14:55:

i wish some random girl would grab me and say "god your so hawt"

Posted by Massive84 on May-19-2005 14:55:

But isn't sayin "Hey girl, wanne have a conversation together"" a pick up line also kinda?

Posted by tjpatel on May-19-2005 15:00:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
i wish some random girl would grab me and say "god your so hawt"

i was thinking the same thing but that will never happen

Posted by Cosmic on May-19-2005 15:04:

How about :

Suck me, beautiful!

Posted by Moral Hazard on May-19-2005 15:08:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
i wish some random girl would grab me and say "god your so hawt"

Happened to me once... she must have been fucked up because I'm not hot. At any rate, it lead to a great night. Unfortunately, two months later I took my now fiancee (we had just started dating at this time) to the same club. Sure enough, the broad was there, saw me, ran up to me and just started kissing me.... Not a good thing to have happen the first time you take your girl to a club.

Posted by Estella on May-19-2005 15:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
my friends and I are having a pick up line experiment where we try the worst lines out. I think that one is in with our favorite one...

"Can I pee in your butt?"

my guess for the one that works....

"Can I borrow $10 to buy you a drink"

f'in pimp.

hahaaa! omg. Pee in your butt?

I just laugh. The best pick up line is to throw them all out the window and not use them. They aren't pick up but rather corn ball meets desperation lines.

Posted by bas on May-19-2005 15:12:

yeah man...pee in your but

SIIHBAP!!!

Posted by Thierry on May-19-2005 15:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Happened to me once... she must have been fucked up because I'm not hot. At any rate, it lead to a great night. Unfortunately, two months later I took my now fiancee (we had just started dating at this time) to the same club. Sure enough, the broad was there, saw me, ran up to me and just started kissing me.... Not a good thing to have happen the first time you take your girl to a club.

I guess it's just Canadian girls who do it then

Posted by beats and beeps on May-19-2005 15:56:

quote:
Originally posted by tiesto14
who the fuk u calling a n00b mister June 2004

I called you a noob mr 2001

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