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Posted by Zenchowdah on May-21-2005 21:44:

quote:
Originally posted by enferno
the best is when you're in bed wtiha woman, nekked, and they fart on your leg. it feels like a warm breath.

"i didnt hear it so much as i felt it, like a hot breath on my leg."

Posted by Mr. Pink on May-21-2005 22:20:

Back in highschool there was this smokin hot chick.

im talkin, gorgeous.........

well we were all in math class, doing math shit, and all of a sudden........our of nowhere.....this chick who sits kinda diagonally from me......one of the hottest girls in school......blows the biggest, nastiest sounding fart evARRRR

...the kind that frightens little children away

oh my God.......the class went silent and she was all like "z0mg! i cant believe i just did that!! it's normal guys, it's normal"

...normal my ass

Posted by Boomer187 on May-21-2005 22:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink

...normal my ass

i hope that was an intended pun...

Posted by DarkAngel on May-21-2005 22:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
Back in highschool there was this smokin hot chick.

im talkin, gorgeous.........

well we were all in math class, doing math shit, and all of a sudden........our of nowhere.....this chick who sits kinda diagonally from me......one of the hottest girls in school......blows the biggest, nastiest sounding fart evARRRR

...the kind that frightens little children away

oh my God.......the class went silent and she was all like "z0mg! i cant believe i just did that!! it's normal guys, it's normal"

...normal my ass

Holy fuck!

Posted by Mr. Pink on May-21-2005 22:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
i hope that was an intended pun...

z0mg!

krysta!!

Posted by verndogs on May-21-2005 22:45:

weee love women's farts!

Posted by DarkAngel on May-21-2005 22:46:

quote:
Originally posted by verndogs
weee love women's farts!

Posted by Psy-T on May-21-2005 23:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Krysta_101
Well, duhhhh.... you think a vagina is just there to queef and download kids?!

No, it's an evil all-seeing, omniscient eye as well. That's why we stick things in it sometimes called tampons... when we wanna be covert.

lmao!! genius

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on May-22-2005 02:31:

I was brushing my teeth while my gf went into teh dunny to do a shit. I heard her do a fart in there! It was one of those amazing moments in history. The end.

Posted by jonSun on May-22-2005 02:32:

My farts smell like roses.

Posted by DarkAngel on May-22-2005 02:42:

quote:
Originally posted by jonSun
My farts smell like roses.

and i know this

Posted by jonSun on May-22-2005 02:46:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel
and i know this

You can smell em again but you gotta wax your back & chest again first.

Posted by DarkAngel on May-22-2005 02:47:

quote:
Originally posted by jonSun
You can smell em again but you gotta wax your back & chest again first.

sounds like a plan

Posted by Dervish on May-22-2005 03:05:

I dunno when you get to a certain "place" with a girl she will fart. I got to a really disturbing "place" with my ex which culminated in her farting while lying on me, I could feel the vibes through her resting on me. she laughed, I cried

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on May-22-2005 03:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Dervish
I dunno when you get to a certain "place" with a girl she will fart. I got to a really disturbing "place" with my ex which culminated in her farting while lying on me, I could feel the vibes through her resting on me. she laughed, I cried

what a sad story.

Posted by DarkAngel on May-22-2005 03:09:

Posted by samiotis on May-22-2005 03:11:

my ex girlfriend farted really loud once on accident and blamed it on the door. i thought it was the door then she came back laughing her ass off saying it was a fart. it was really funny. farts in general are funny

Posted by Krysta_101 on May-22-2005 03:12:

blamed it on the door?

What the hell?

So her farts sound like *oiiiillllly squeeeeeak slam!*

That's the weirdest case of ass problems I have ever heard.

Posted by Dervish on May-22-2005 03:12:

I know, I know, I'm over it and her now butt it's a process... but it's hard...

Posted by Mr. Pink on May-22-2005 03:15:

One time i was getting road head and I got a little too comfortable and relaxed......

...it was the silent creeper.

she took a few whiffs of it...i could hear her....and i knew.... i knew i had fuked up

Posted by Krysta_101 on May-22-2005 03:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
One time i was getting road head and I got a little too comfortable and relaxed......

...it was the silent creeper.

she took a few whiffs of it...i could hear her....and i knew.... i knew i had fuked up

We're talking about women and farts you titless wonder

Posted by No one on May-22-2005 03:16:

Posted by DarkAngel on May-22-2005 03:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Krysta_101
We're talking about women and farts you titless wonder

LOLLLLLLLL

Posted by Dervish on May-22-2005 03:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
One time i was getting road head and I got a little too comfortable and relaxed......

...it was the silent creeper.

she took a few whiffs of it...i could hear her....and i knew.... i knew i had fuked up

CLASSIC!!! I did that while beasting an really fit girl. You just hope she didn't catch it but you just know she did.

Posted by Mr. Pink on May-22-2005 03:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Krysta_101
We're talking about women and farts you titless wonder

i dont like you
go away

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