I managed to punch myself in the junk. And it hurt.

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Posted by DJ_TWiLiGHT on Jun-20-2005 05:48:

quote:
Originally posted by josh4
never

but we NEED an Oreck XL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by mezzir on Jun-20-2005 06:09:

hell i'll join teh LLC
gotta make it a club policy that every night one thread gets hijacked solely for the purpose of meaninless conversation among club members, not necessarily at all related to the original thread topic
kinda like the last few pages of this thread

Posted by Mr. Pink on Jun-20-2005 06:11:

mezzir is definitely LLC worthy, i can attest to this.

anywayz, off i go folks.

(gotta call some miamiTA chica)

javi signing off
2:10am Atlanta time

Posted by DJ_TWiLiGHT on Jun-20-2005 06:12:

quote:
Originally posted by mezzir
hell i'll join teh LLC
gotta make it a club policy that every night one thread gets hijacked solely for the purpose of meaninless conversation among club members, not necessarily at all related to the original thread topic
kinda like the last few pages of this thread

dude, that's exactly what we do. . .seriously

Welcome aboard, check your pm

Posted by mezzir on Jun-20-2005 06:16:

quote:
Originally posted by josh4
you're getting upset because we've strayed from the topic of this thread?

i'm not upset at all
just saying this thread is the perfect example of what we should strive to do

Posted by DJ_TWiLiGHT on Jun-20-2005 06:17:

like I said man, welcome
we're not all here all teh time, but it still happens just about everynight

Posted by DJ_TWiLiGHT on Jun-20-2005 06:21:

RE-JACK!!!!!!!!

no what were talking about?

Posted by Ang ' ela_ie on Jun-20-2005 06:24:

After reading this sausage-fest of a thread, Im glad Im not a boy.

Posted by DJ_TWiLiGHT on Jun-20-2005 06:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
After reading this sausage-fest of a thread, Im glad Im not a boy.

it can be a painful experience. . .although my grrl said teh boobie can be prety painful too

Posted by Aiwendil on Jun-20-2005 06:25:

So anyway, back to my testicles. My testicles. Mercy me, what can't my testicles do? I can tie them into all sorts of knots. I can make nut bunny rabbits and ball sack hats at birthday parties if I twist them the right way. The kids love 'em! They taste really sweet as well! The ladies like 'em a lot! But maaaan does it hurt when they are impacted with a blunt force! Bring a grown man to his knees it will!

Posted by Ang ' ela_ie on Jun-20-2005 06:29:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ_TWiLiGHT
it can be a painful experience. . .although my grrl said teh boobie can be prety painful too

Yeah, but not like that.

Posted by mezzir on Jun-20-2005 06:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
After reading this sausage-fest of a thread, Im glad Im not a boy.

yeah, but you menstruate

neener-neener-neener!

Posted by Psy-T on Jun-20-2005 07:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
speaking of punching yourself in the nuts......

One night i was extremely high with one of my pals. We just came back from smoking in the university's theatre.

so it's midnight, we're walking back to our dorms. We go up this trail that cuts through the woods and we see some one.

So my friend starts to get paranoid. "omg, some one is coming. Im so high!!!!"

and im like "chill man, just act normal"

so i decided to act completely abnormal once i said that.

I started doing this weird windmill walk, flailing my arms in circles whilst sayin "actin normal.....oh yeah...actin normal"

and as the dude is approaching us, one of my windmill motions got a little too close to my balls, in fact, i decked myself right in the sack.

so i fall to the floor in pain and scream

"NOT NORMAL!!!!!"

while my friend starts to jog quickly away from me sayin "normal normal normal" and im lying on the floor screaming for help.

meanwhile, this dude is completely freakin out, and jets.

good times in college

that was hillarious javi!

Posted by idoru on Jun-20-2005 08:34:

My little brother kneeded me extremely hard in the nuts once. The pain wouldn't decrease after five minutes, so I used an ice pack. It actually helped.

I hate it when you can feel it in your gut even after your nuts stop hurting.

Posted by DJ Cinos on Jun-20-2005 08:51:

Worst pain that has to do with the nuts was when I was a kid...

I was running on a grassy, wet field. There's a tree on the field. I trip over, fall on back and glide into the tree in full speed, with my legs spread trying to stop the glide. Oooooouucccch.

Basically like this sucky ASCII:

0-<-< o

With the tree being the last "o".

It hurt like three days afterwards. It's a wonder my balls didn't break - literally.

Posted by Omega_Blue on Jun-20-2005 09:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Aiwendil
Mercy me, what can't my testicles do? I can tie them into all sorts of knots. I can make nut bunny rabbits and ball sack hats at birthday parties if I twist them the right way. The kids love 'em!

the redefinition of "the t-bag."

Posted by DJ_TWiLiGHT on Jun-20-2005 09:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_Blue
the redefinition of "the t-bag."

ROTFFLMAO

Posted by Saka on Jun-20-2005 17:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Aiwendil
I sat on my own nuts once when I forgot to wear my codpiece. They hang extremely low when unconstrained, you see.

I did that a few years ago back at comprehensive school, it brought a tear to my eyes,so my class mates started laughing saying "ahaha will's crying",then when they asked why and I told them I had sat on my nutsack(i pinched my nobler at the same time a lil),they all laughed and took the michael.
I then said,can't you guys? and when they said no,I laughed

Posted by kr00t0n on Jun-20-2005 18:20:

Posted by Mr. Pink on Jun-20-2005 18:23:

quote:
Originally posted by kr00t0n
You sir, are the win!

lmao

yeah man, that guy that ran off from us....... he never spoke to me and always stood clear of me lol

oh vell!
i can imagine it was very strange

Posted by kr00t0n on Jun-20-2005 18:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
lmao

yeah man, that guy that ran off from us....... he never spoke to me and always stood clear of me lol

oh vell!
i can imagine it was very strange

on the contrary, it was quite normal

Posted by Saka on Jun-20-2005 19:14:

Posted by Mr. Pink on Jun-20-2005 19:18:

quote:
Originally posted by willson
That would look good printed on the back of a t-shirt...

...would you mind if I did that

lol, the whole story?

go for it, if it becomes a famous story, i get full credit and award you 15% of all profits for making the innitial shirt.

Posted by Googooly on Jun-20-2005 19:21:

Re: I managed to punch myself in the junk. And it hurt.

quote:
Originally posted by wwu.punisher
I was pulling a package of cookies out of the cupboard, and it slipped out of my hand. I have pretty quick reflexes, so on an impulse I made the swipe to catch it before it hit the ground.

I missed the bag... and punched myself in the bag instead. You have no idea how much it hurts to punch yourself in the junk. I hit the floor, holding my own cookies while laying in a pile of broken ones.

My mother, who saw the whole thing from the living room, laughed her ass off for a good five minutes.

hahah that was funny!

Posted by Saka on Jun-20-2005 19:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
lol, the whole story?

go for it, if it becomes a famous story, i get full credit and award you 15% of all profits for making the innitial shirt.

cool,I shall see what I can do, I think we may be onto something here, I shall keep you posted on my thoughts pinky

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