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Re: NEW ONES
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| Originally posted by SmellsExcellent 8. "You take a bath. Or there will be no order, only chaos." |
"and u expect me to haves sex with you after this letter? I only do handjobs"
"ok
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Re: Quotes From Good Movies >>>>
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| Originally posted by lexiconavenue aight peepz...the infamous "quotes from movies game". ill start off...name this flick: kinda tough))"ya like dags?" hehehe...short, simple, yet effective... |
Re: Re: Quotes From Good Movies >>>>
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| Originally posted by TranceFusion I got one..."hungry?" " Nah I ate a june bug on the way up..." |
lets see if you can guess this one,
"if you wanna fly, pick a country"
from a very famous and an awesome movie.
dumb and dumber has got the best quotes
Lloyd: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling.
Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Lloyd Christmas: Yeah! Unless you wanna work fourty hours a week.
Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Airport Clerk: Sir, you can't go in there!
Lloyd Christmas: It's ok, I'm a limo driver!
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| Originally posted by Henkie_henk I dont care if you lost half your man! lose the other half! or lose yourself!! Have phun |

"Oh, HELP... There's a peck with an acorn pointed at me!"
lol

Re: NEW ONES
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| Originally posted by SmellsExcellent 1. "Im not living in an objective, rational world here." 2. "All right now, Im comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, Im not only gonna kill him, but Im gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down." 4. "Saturday, Donny, is shabbas, the Jewish day of rest. That means I dont work, I dont drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I dont handle money, I dont turn on the oven, and I sure as shit dont fucking roll!" 5. "Also I think knives are a good idea... big, fuck-off shiny ones. ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Guns for show, knives for a pro." 6. "We were selling rich women their fat asses back to them." 7. "In the poker game of life women are the rake." 8. "You take a bath. Or there will be no order, only chaos." 9. "And me, I still believe in paradise. But now at least I know its not some place you can look for because its not where you go. Its how you feel for a moment in your life when youre a part of something. And if you find that moment, it lasts forever." 10. "hot lesbian witches, think of it man, its fucking genius!" and finally...IF ANYONE KNOWS THE MOVIE THAT THESE COME FROM, IM IMPRESSED -Im looking for the bastard who looks & smells like the arsehole of a horse -ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ME.. WHAPOOOOSH -I wouldnt lie about 3000 centipedes -Outta the way boy. -Roy, I aint no damn Roy. -I said boy, boy. -I dont know whats uglier, you.. or those things you call hookers! later -M thatll keep you busy biznology |
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X: Who the Hell are you?
Y: I'm Owen's friend.
X: Owen doesn't have a friend.
Y: That's because he's shy.
X: No, he's not; he's fat and he's stupid.



Here is a funny/easy one...
"why didn't you just park over there?"
"its to tight"
"TOO TIGHT!? You could land a jumbo fucking jet there."
*Hey ________ just leave him alone, he's just the get away driver."
"Well what the hell can he get away from?
^^^snatch
"it was at a weird angle."
"it came from behind you tyrone. when you go in reverse, things come from behind you."
lost
sooo many snatch quotes. guess mine, guess mine! 
A: Whose motorcycle is this?
B: Zed's
A: Who's Zed?
B: Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead
fucking easy...
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| Originally posted by TranceGiant A: Whose motorcycle is this? B: Zed's A: Who's Zed? B: Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead fucking easy... |
-Why is it, that when a man kills another man in battle, its called heroic? But when he kills a man in the heat of passion, its called murder?
-Hey, what are you doing?
out of all the dumb things u have done you go out and do this AND YOU TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!"
"WEEEEEED??? weed aint no drug mannn...you ever suck dick for coke mannnnnn?!?!?"
danny tanner
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| out of all the dumb things u have done you go out and do this AND YOU TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!" |
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| Originally posted by InsomnEac "are you trying to get a rise out of me, agent kuyon?" heheh, easy... |
I caught this one a bit late, damn I need to see snatch
anyways I wanna get this going again
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| Originally posted by Lost "what's the last thing you remember?" "i remember my wife..." "oh that's sweet" "...dying. i remember my wife dying." |
Funny..I had this quote in my signature not too long ago
Joe Pesci to Ray Liotta in GoodFellas
one of my fav. movies
"They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God."
Blues Brothers?
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| Originally posted by TranceGiant "They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God." Blues Brothers? |

well this one is more poetic one and not from the movie. "I must be cruel only to be kind" its so true
Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He`s prankster. Think about it. He gives man INSTINCTS! He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for his own amusment, his own private, cosmic gag reel. He sets the rules in opposition. It`s the goof of all time. Look, but don`t touch. Touch, but don`t taste! Taste, don`t swallow. Ahaha! And when you`re jumpin` from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He`s laughin` His sick, fuckin` ass of. He`s a tight-ass! He`s a sadist!
This one rules bigtime 
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"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?" |
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"Surely you can't be serious." - "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley." |
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