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Posted by Estella on May-05-2006 18:47:

Sorry, I've got much easier sights for the eyes than witnessing some anorexic whore's armpits tickeled while shes writhing about on some cheap ass piss stained linoleum floor. Yes?


Posted by Slylee on May-05-2006 18:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Estella
Sorry, I've got much easier sights for the eyes than witnessing some anorexic whore's armpits tickeled while shes writhing about on some cheap ass piss stained linoleum floor. Yes?






aren't you forgetting about the fact that you have to look in the mirror every day?


Posted by Estella on May-05-2006 18:53:

ummm.. you can't place a " " following a statement as unoriginal and played out as that. However, this is good enough to place the:

\o/


Posted by Slylee on May-05-2006 18:54:

hahaha i got a response!




quote:
thanks for your interest. here's some more info:

the pay scale is as follows: $150 per session for basic wardrobe (bikini, underwear, etc), $200 for topless and $250 for nude.


each filmed session is about 60 minutes long, during which you will tied up spread-eagle to a bed or table and tickled. it's not continuous, usually the tickling goes on for a few minutes, then stop to let you catch your breath, then start again. but, it will also depend upon you and how you react and
how much you can take. before the filming, there is a rehearsal session of about 30 minutes, so the total length is about 90 minutes. payment is in cash, on the spot. that's the basic info, want to make sure you are still interested. yes, your boyfriend can be present, we can even find a way for him to participate in tickling you, although there is no additional pay for that.


i have a few questions:


1) where are you ticklish?
2) are you comfortable with being tied up like that?
3) have you ever done modeling or film work before?
4) where are you located? i am in miami and the shoots will be down here
5) how old are you?
6) do you have any pictures you can send?



no nudity my ass! i'd have to be in my undies!


*edit*

wtf. do men actually get boners from watching chicks get tickled?? lol


Posted by Slylee on May-05-2006 18:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Estella
ummm.. you can't place a " " following a statement as unoriginal and played out as that. However, this is good enough to place the:

\o/



if it's placed properly, then it's not played out.


Posted by ZeJayMan on May-05-2006 19:06:

Holy Crap, aggresion


Posted by Estella on May-05-2006 19:08:

lol

These are placed properly, Sly. Are these played out?

and besides, I was speaking of the "looking in the mirror" comment.. played out by our grandpappies babies babies'


Posted by l�cid on May-05-2006 19:17:

quote:
Night On The Town Driver Needed (MALE)

Hi There,

I am a lady that often goes out on the town alone. I am in need of a man to drive my car when I do decided to paint the town red. You should like like rap music and feel comfortable in all parts of the city. You must have a driver's liscense, be neat, clean, respectful and responsible. I have a 90 Caddy, so it is a big car. You should be ok with that. Very easy job for the right guy. I'd perfer someone under the age of 30. I will expect you to drive to my location, pick me up, and drop me back off after bars close. I am usually ready to leave around at about 10p and I like to be back home by 2:30a. I live on the southside of Milwaukee. The job pays $50 per night. If you are interested, please contact me. No games, no crazy folks. IF YOU CAN'T STAND RAP MUSIC OR AFRAID OF THE NORTH SIDE, PLEASE DO NOT BOTHER. Fun job for the right person.



Posted by Slylee on May-05-2006 19:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Estella
lol

These are placed properly, Sly. Are these played out?

and besides, I was speaking of the "looking in the mirror" comment.. played out by our grandpappies babies babies'


yea i know what you were talking about you ugly ass bitch.


and it might be an old diss, but it certainly hasn't lost its touch if it's placed properly...in which i think mine was.


should i start dissing you about your nasty ass afro hair again?


i can get creative and midevil on yo ass if you'd like


Posted by Slylee on May-05-2006 19:24:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid




Posted by UWM on May-05-2006 19:26:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid



Okay, so like, this chick wants you to pick her up probably near 5th and National, take her to North / Capitol Drive, and then take her back down there?

For $50?!


Posted by Slylee on May-05-2006 19:27:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Okay, so like, this chick wants you to pick her up probably near 5th and National, take her to North / Capitol Drive, and then take her back down there?

For $50?!


DO IT!


Posted by UWM on May-05-2006 19:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
DO IT!


Are you kidding? I'd be gunned down even before I picked her up. I'm white!


Posted by Slylee on May-05-2006 19:28:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Are you kidding? I'd be gunned down even before I picked her up. I'm white!


oh. i thought u meant that it wasn't a big deal to just drive her around a bit for $50. hahaha


Posted by medinaM5 on May-05-2006 19:29:

this chick sounds gangsta


Posted by l�cid on May-05-2006 19:30:

hahaha yea those are some shady areas... and driving a '90 Caddy... how perfect!

here's another one...

quote:
Do you have Grillz??

Hello, i am doing a study on teeth and am looking for people who have and wear grillz -- gold, silver, diamonds, whatever... im interested in hearing about them, seeing them, talking to you about them...basically having a conversation about your teeth and grillz. The interview would be about 1.5 hours next week in your home and you'd be compensated. send me an email if you think you'd be good for this interview and ill send you more information... thanks


Posted by UWM on May-05-2006 19:31:

Hahaha.

"I jutht wanna talk about greeelz"

I can picture that voice perfectly.


Posted by medinaM5 on May-05-2006 19:31:

lol wow...get paid for having an iced out mouth

"so yeah, heres my mouth, it has more karrats than bugs bunnies lunch"


Posted by RJT on May-05-2006 19:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
wtf. do men actually get boners from watching chicks get tickled?? lol


Oh man... just thinking about it...


Posted by UWM on May-05-2006 19:33:

quote:
Originally posted by medinaM5
lol wow...get paid for having an iced out mouth

"so yeah, heres my mouth, it has more karrats than bugs bunnies lunch"


Dude you and wizniz should hang out. You're both privileged white high school kids who act like they grew up on the south side of Chicago. It would be a great reality show.


Posted by l�cid on May-05-2006 19:33:

here's one for you, Rob and Bobby...

quote:
Are you a MALE college student? Take this ONLINE survey now! - $450


Posted by RJT on May-05-2006 19:35:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
here's one for you, Rob and Bobby...


Those questions are all already answered for the record right here in c0r.


Posted by UWM on May-05-2006 19:35:

Just a chance to win $50? Pssht. There's no way I'm giving out my name and drug / sexual habits for that.


Now if they were offering free crack and hoes ...


Posted by RJT on May-05-2006 19:37:

Besides, the only answers are "Yes" and "Please."


Posted by Slylee on May-05-2006 19:37:

dude those grillz piss me off. they could feed a small country with the amount of money they spend on those stupid ass goddamn grillz.


they are so ignorant and ghetto that they can't just be subtle about the money they have. they've never had it before so they are so excited (and stupid) to be rich finally, that they have to think of every possible way on earth to SHOW everyone how much money they have.



they could learn a thing or two from Jay z.


no chrome on the wheels, i'm a baller for real.


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