Originally posted by Theresa
Dad: "PSY!!! You have a package!!"
Psy: "OH YAY!!!" *runs like a little school girl towards his pleasantly wrapped dildo*
Dad: "What is it son?"
Psy: "Uhhh... I dunno. I'll open it later."
Dad: "Well aren't you curious what's inside?"
Psy: "Well... ummm... I think it is some pictures or something from a friend."
Dad: "Then open it. Let's take a look." *grabs package and opens it*
...
Dad: "OMFG!!! YOU HAVE A DILDO!!! MY SON LIKES THE PENOR!!!"
Psy: "DAD!!" *cries and runs away*
first off, my dad is the quiet type, it would most likely be my mom if anything, and it'd go more like this:
mom: alon, you got some package in the mail
me: cool, more promo records
*get home with the pack, put dildo in a drawer, rearrange the vinyl on the shelf to put some 'newer' looking ones at front*
the end
and then at some later date...
*psy masturbates with his new dildo in his room and forgets to lock the door, mom barges into room, catches a glimpse and leaves laughing her ass off*
*psy's ego deflated for the next couple of hours, till he forgets the event enitrely*
and no, they wouldn't assume i'm gay... bi at worst (friends of mine told me that i told them i had been caught in the act with random girls.. i myself don't remember that )
Posted by Psy-T on Jun-25-2006 01:48:
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Originally posted by enferno
then why do you want a dildo?
are you t3h gayz0r?
i <3 teh cock, i do not <3 the body normally attached to a cock = i <3 shemales, and i <3 dildos
Posted by enferno on Jun-25-2006 01:50:
can i ask why?
Posted by Psy-T on Jun-25-2006 01:57:
quote:
Originally posted by enferno
can i ask why?
1. males have a 'g-spot' which can be stimulated via assplay, knowing this led me to experiment with it which i greatly enjoyed
2. narcism drove me to fall in love with my own cock, how that got into loving other cocks in general i dont know, but it happened
as for the general being attracted to shemales:
i only once bought a porno video, and it was as a gag to a party, and it was a shemale porn, and i got aroused while most of the guys got sick, and most of the girls laughed their asses off... see the shemale was hot enough for all the guys to get aroused by it... til they saw she had a cock
it was my first exposure to the existence of shemales and i've been into them ever since lol
Posted by enferno on Jun-25-2006 02:00:
neato
Posted by Ygrene on Jun-25-2006 02:04:
quote:
Originally posted by enferno
neato
Enfernsnail?
Posted by yujie__ on Jun-25-2006 02:32:
your my her-0
Posted by tribu on Jun-25-2006 05:18:
Click the movie to stop the sound
Posted by mezzir on Jun-25-2006 05:35:
quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
I shit you not...
It's in my "sex drawer" still in the original package. The guy who gave it to me probably thought he would get to use it with me... wishful thinking!
srsly wtf
i'll pay s&h if you want rid of them Posted by Psy-T on Jun-25-2006 09:36:
Re: Click the movie to stop the sound
quote:
Originally posted by tribu
Posted by RandomGirl on Jun-25-2006 10:16:
quote:
Originally posted by mezzir
srsly wtf
i'll pay s&h if you want rid of them
No no, I am not looking to get rid of them. I just need to find the right guy to use them with Posted by Ygrene on Jun-25-2006 13:19:
quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
No no, I am not looking to get rid of them. I just need to find the right guy to use them with
*walks into the room*
Posted by eROs.au on Jun-25-2006 13:34:
quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
*walks into the room*
you stole my line
Posted by tribu on Jun-25-2006 14:24:
Re: Re: Click the movie to stop the sound
quote:
Originally posted by Psy-T
I wonder if sigs can play SWFs
Posted by tribu on Jun-25-2006 15:19:
Thaks to Tetsuo aka Sand Leaper for the generous 5 dollar donation. $24.50 has now been raised. who will be next?
Posted by DarkAngel on Jun-25-2006 15:25:
quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
*walks into the room*
Hey hey, youre married, n00b! Let a single guy get a chance!
So Theresa, can we use this with my Transformers? Posted by tribu on Jun-25-2006 15:31:
I heard Theresa loves when guys donate to buy-a-dildo funds for other guys
Posted by Psy-T on Jun-25-2006 15:34:
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Originally posted by tribu
I heard Theresa loves when guys donate to buy-a-dildo funds for other guys
in fact, all women love when guys donate to buy-a-dildo funds for other guys! Posted by Sunsnail on Jun-25-2006 15:35:
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Originally posted by Psy-T
in fact, all women love when guys donate to buy-a-dildo funds for other guys!
how tempting
Posted by Ivand on Jun-25-2006 16:26:
quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
No no, I am not looking to get rid of them. I just need to find the right guy to use them with
*makes puppy face*
*raises hand*
me?
Posted by Halcyon on Jun-25-2006 18:18:
Just my 2 cents, uhm sorry, 5 bucks.
My advice to you is to start praying i'm not gonna ask you to share this one with me and my buddies
Posted by Psy-T on Jun-25-2006 18:21:
quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon
Just my 2 cents, uhm sorry, 5 bucks.
My advice to you is to start praying i'm not gonna ask you to share this one with me and my buddies
do you want to be named as an owner of my ass? Posted by Halcyon on Jun-25-2006 18:47:
quote:
Originally posted by Psy-T
do you want to be named as an owner of my ass?
for the 50th time, NO!!
but you can try and sell it on ebay
Posted by tribu on Jun-25-2006 19:07:
We have an additional five dollar donation from Halcyon! We now have $29.00 raised. Which TA will open up their hearts and wallets now?
Posted by jdat on Jun-25-2006 20:04:
has anyone mentionned that purchase of said dildo will need to be accompanied by a bottle of lubricant cause you do realize it's pretty dry down
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