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Posted by shaw on Jul-17-2006 22:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
i like to sit down with my partner and read an excerpt from the bible before sex. it serves as a reminder that man and woman lay down together for the sole purpose of procreation.

kinky.

Posted by igottaknow on Jul-17-2006 22:45:

Posted by Slylee on Jul-17-2006 22:47:

what if i'm jesus in disguise?

Posted by shaw on Jul-17-2006 22:49:

Then the Jews were right.

Posted by all-nite-freak on Jul-17-2006 22:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Azia
pix or STFU

my vote is for a-n-f

i naired my chest just for you

paperbag, seeing you naked might be dangerous, your saggy floppy funbags could make someone lose an eye.Try duct tape.

Posted by igottaknow on Jul-17-2006 22:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
what if i'm jesus in disguise?

i'd rather go to hell than heaven

Posted by Slylee on Jul-17-2006 23:06:

cool! all-nite-freak is picking on someone else now.

*points at paperbag and laughs*

Posted by igottaknow on Jul-17-2006 23:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
cool! all-nite-freak is picking on someone else now.

*points at paperbag and laughs*

he's a douche isn't he. i'm goin to go out, find a store with a/c and pretend to shop i'm dieing in this heat

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Jul-17-2006 23:13:

I once 'donkey punched' my ex by accident.

Unfortunately I am not joking either.

Posted by all-nite-freak on Jul-17-2006 23:14:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
he's a douche isn't he. i'm goin to go out, find a store with a/c and pretend to shop i'm dieing in this heat

hehehe
i am like a douche because at least i get to insert myself in pussy.
if you didnt waste your money on blow up dolls and flesh lights your mom and you could have afforded that air conditioner.

slylee, i can pick on you if you want...but im just not in it.Im only using my spanking powers for good lately.

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
I once 'donkey punched' my ex by accident.

Unfortunately I am not joking either.

if she is an ex....she deserved it...everyone has to do it once.

Posted by Slylee on Jul-17-2006 23:42:

quote:
Originally posted by all-nite-freak
hehehe
i am like a douche because at least i get to insert myself in pussy.
if you didnt waste your money on blow up dolls and flesh lights your mom and you could have afforded that air conditioner.

slylee, i can pick on you if you want...but im just not in it.Im only using my spanking powers for good lately.

if she is an ex....she deserved it...everyone has to do it once.

hahah what great reasoning!! you could have just stopped after douche though...no really

Posted by PaperBag831 on Jul-18-2006 00:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Inconspicuous
Then the Jews were right.

....about what?

Posted by all-nite-freak on Jul-18-2006 00:04:

stop making fun of my tourettes

fucking labia vas defrens danny howells ice cream
durrrrrrrrr

Posted by shaw on Jul-18-2006 00:53:

quote:
Originally posted by PaperBag831
....about what?

wow

Posted by Danny Ocean on Jul-18-2006 00:58:

quote:
Originally posted by PaperBag831
....about what?

usually bad looks are complimented by intelligence, but this looks like a lose-lose situation for you.

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Jul-18-2006 01:02:

oh my god! they killed my lord. you bastards!

Posted by all-nite-freak on Jul-18-2006 01:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Danny Ocean
usually bad looks are complimented by intelligence, but this looks like a lose-lose situation for you.

yes unless you have a hidden talent like laying golden eggs, your qualifications guarantee nou like mates for the rest of your life.

Posted by asfdz on Jul-18-2006 02:23:

quote:
Originally posted by all-nite-freak
only using my spanking powers for good lately.

Posted by Orbax on Jul-18-2006 03:03:

azia. Less flirting, more dirty talk.

Posted by wizniz on Jul-18-2006 03:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Azia

i took your kissing quiz and put NO NEVER for marraige and it tells me im the kind of kisser thats good for marraige

Posted by asfdz on Jul-18-2006 04:23:

quote:
Originally posted by wizniz
i took your kissing quiz and put NO NEVER for marraige and it tells me im the kind of kisser thats good for marraige

those things suck neway

romantic kissers ftw!!

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