How often do you think about sex during the day?

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Posted by Fl@k Monkey on Sep-20-2006 05:50:

wOOt to morning sex! I'll drink to that.. Best wake up call ever

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Sep-20-2006 06:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
One time i was in physics class.....

professor yapping, my eyes closed....and all i could do was think of all the sexcapades me and my girlfriend would partake in later that day.

oh man, i had a RAGING boner. It was redic.

all of a sudden, i hear nothing. Absolute silence....

....i open my eyes, and what do i see?

the whole classroom staring at me, including my professor in total silence.

my pen0r went limp in .5 seconds flat.

so the moral of the story is: dont take physics

HAHAHA awesome!

I don't think about sex at all. Im not programed to. But I do get boners all the time. I might be eating an old & bruised apple, for example, & bam I got a boner, I could be staring at the label of a mustard jar & bam I got a boner, or I could even be at the old folks home doing meals on wheels & then bam I got a boner. I sometimes think my boner is trying tell me something. Maybe I should record the amount of bones I get a day & investigate my boners over time for time period patterns my bone is making. Maybe it is trying to comunicate to me in morse code ....bone bo bone boner bone bo bo boner bone bo boner boner boner bo boner.

Whatever my boner is trying to say, Im sure it is an important scientific nobel prize winning bit of information.

Posted by Sushipunk on Sep-20-2006 07:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
HAHAHA awesome!

I don't think about sex at all. Im not programed to. But I do get boners all the time. I might be eating an old & bruised apple, for example, & bam I got a boner, I could be staring at the label of a mustard jar & bam I got a boner, or I could even be at the old folks home doing meals on wheels & then bam I got a boner. I sometimes think my boner is trying tell me something. Maybe I should record the amount of bones I get a day & investigate my boners over time for time period patterns my bone is making. Maybe it is trying to comunicate to me in morse code ....bone bo bone boner bone bo bo boner bone bo boner boner boner bo boner.

Whatever my boner is trying to say, Im sure it is an important scientific nobel prize winning bit of information.

Sounds like your boner likes food. Or old people

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Sep-20-2006 08:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
Sounds like your boner likes food. Or old people

Or old people food.

Creamed prunes get me all hot and ready too.

Posted by Slylee on Sep-20-2006 12:55:

quote:
Originally posted by DjDeComp
( I LOVE sex in the morning, some how it gets me going like coffee)

hell yea. i love morning sex too. then on my way to work i'm boppin around in my car with my music blasting. hahah i seriously forget to have my cup of coffee on the days i have morning sex. it's funny.

oh and even though i'm not a big fan of pot any more, i will say that when i used to be a pothead, sex was absolutely amazing while stoned. it definitely made me really horny.

Posted by eRRaTiK on Sep-20-2006 13:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
you have to think about what's more important. sex or getting stoned. shouldn't be that hard.

pun intended!

i'm thinking of boning you right now slylee, or if not you some other hot blooded American gal.

Posted by jdat on Sep-20-2006 13:23:

I think about slylee all day everyday.

Posted by Slylee on Sep-20-2006 13:41:

Posted by dj tek on Sep-20-2006 14:05:

i think i think about chics' nekkid more than the act of fucking with them.

Posted by tctitan on Sep-20-2006 14:07:

i'm def. gonna have to agree w/the sex & stoned thing. at times it's almost surreal, like i lose myself in it and then come back. hard to describe sometimes. now all this talking about it makes me want more