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Posted by EarnYourKeep on Oct-13-2006 19:38:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
WELP! tonight's the night we're going to see Texas Chainsaw the beginning. and then go drinking or something.

he warned me though that his nose is busted and he's limping from his recent knee surgery, so i guess no sex.


last time i checked there wasn't much effort from the guys part when he's getting head or reverse cowgirl'd


Posted by Slylee on Oct-13-2006 19:43:

quote:
Originally posted by kid nyce
last time i checked there wasn't much effort from the guys part when he's getting head or reverse cowgirl'd



you can't say "last time i checked" about something you've never even done.






Posted by aNYthing on Oct-13-2006 19:43:

Had several f-ck buddies - all were x girlfriends.

1 lasted for 5 years!!! (on and off, almost a monthly or bi-weekly thing). She was in a long-term relationship and had at least another 4 on the side (myself included).

2 lasted about 1 month - yet another x-gf. Used to come (in more than 1 sense) almost every morning for a month.

3 was a short lived, about 10 times spread out over a period of 1.5 years.

My "bussiest" day was fuck buddy 1 in the morning, fuck buddy 2 in the afternoon and girlfriend at night. Good times!


Posted by Slylee on Oct-13-2006 19:44:

quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing


My "bussiest" day was fuck buddy 1 in the morning, fuck buddy 2 in the afternoon and girlfriend at night. Good times!


hahah that's awesome.


Posted by EarnYourKeep on Oct-13-2006 19:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
you can't say "last time i checked" about something you've never even done.



LMAO i set myself up for that one huh


Posted by Slylee on Oct-13-2006 19:50:

quote:
Originally posted by kid nyce
LMAO i set myself up for that one huh


muah!


Posted by aNYthing on Oct-13-2006 19:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee

How does it start? How does it end? Should I just tell him what I would like from him?


Just sing him a serenade in spanish and tell him you're very discreete



Posted by EarnYourKeep on Oct-13-2006 19:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
ok i'll buy you a $150 steak


fixed


Posted by StereoPrincess on Oct-13-2006 19:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
I am SO not in relationship mode at all right now, so I think I'll be perfectly capable of this.


shitty buzz. looks like i missed a lot in the few months.


Posted by aNYthing on Oct-13-2006 19:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Noree


Pr000000f!


that looks like BAS!!!


Posted by aNYthing on Oct-13-2006 19:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
Well I liked lucid�s post but anf�s makes sense too.

But I think we have a good enough history as friends where it wouldn�t fall apart when it stopped (the no-strings attached sex).
I would be fine. I don�t want this guy as a boyfriend at all.

He used to be a little geek kind of and i was best friends with his older sister (she was a year ahead of us, he was in my grade), and i used to go in his room and bug him all the time and make fun of him (this was like 7th grade) and he read comic books.

he's still goofy and funny, and really hot now. he admitted to me via aim the other night that he used to draw comic strips of us doing it and that he wanted me really bad.

He definitely loves his �gf�, I could tell by the way he spoke about her, like he�s kinda hurting inside, but he also totally has that �guy�s guy� side to him too, so I�m sure he�s toughing it out and on the prowl for some ass, taking advantage of the �break�.

Maybe the conversation will just flow when we go out for drinks and I can bring it up then. So if we make out or something, maybe afterwards should I be like, �I don�t know about you, but I could really use a fuck buddy right now, what do you say?�

Hahaha that�s so slutty!


Lucky stiff... shit I need to get my blackbook dusted off and start accumulating entries. If I lived in Florida I'd make you forget about this loser


Posted by trunks1022 on Oct-13-2006 20:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Vlad
If I had a fuck buddy, I probably wouldnt have spent so much time hoarding the forums with my useless nonsense.


paper or plastic?


Posted by PvDoBseSSioN on Oct-13-2006 20:16:

quote:
Originally posted by trunks1022
paper or plastic?


both, for better coverage


Posted by l�cid on Oct-13-2006 20:17:

have fun tonight jamerz. don't forget to throw some condoms in your purse.


Posted by PvDoBseSSioN on Oct-13-2006 20:20:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
have fun tonight jamerz. don't forget to throw some condoms in your purse.


and a camera! ( i can't believe nobody said this)


Posted by Slylee on Oct-13-2006 20:22:

oh my god, this sucks. he can't go!


I thought something was up cuz he�s pretty much on myspace at least 3 or 4 times a day, and I wrote him yesterday morning and he still hasn�t read it and he hasn�t been on aim either. He just sent me a text saying he�s in the hospital and he�ll call me later around 10.

fuckin A.

the last he told me was that he was having the laser surgery on his knee but he was like, "it starts healing right away, bla bla bla" and said he'd still be able to go see a movie, but i guess he's still there.


AKL:JF:LFJLEFJKQWEORVHQ:O



is there such a thing as a cause of death from extreme sexual deprivation?


Posted by aNYthing on Oct-13-2006 20:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
is there such a thing as a cause of death from extreme sexual deprivation?



I'll save you - let me check last minute flight specials. Friends don't let friends go unsexx0r3d. Just don't say I never did anything for (and to) you.


Posted by Slylee on Oct-13-2006 20:26:

lol who are you?


Posted by PvDoBseSSioN on Oct-13-2006 20:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
oh my god, this sucks. he can't go!


that sux, im sorry.... u can still go out and have a good time somewhere


Posted by aNYthing on Oct-13-2006 20:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
lol who are you?


Just your average sex superhero! Hey babe, are my spidey senses tingling all over or is it just you?


Posted by trunks1022 on Oct-13-2006 20:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
oh my god, this sucks. he can't go!


I thought something was up cuz he�s pretty much on myspace at least 3 or 4 times a day, and I wrote him yesterday morning and he still hasn�t read it and he hasn�t been on aim either. He just sent me a text saying he�s in the hospital and he�ll call me later around 10.

fuckin A.

the last he told me was that he was having the laser surgery on his knee but he was like, "it starts healing right away, bla bla bla" and said he'd still be able to go see a movie, but i guess he's still there.


AKL:JF:LFJLEFJKQWEORVHQ:O



is there such a thing as a cause of death from extreme sexual deprivation?



hospital visit. where YOU, slylee, are the nurse!!!


Posted by Slylee on Oct-13-2006 20:29:

should i text him and be like, "hey let me know if u need me to give you a sponge bath"??

hahaha


Posted by StanVoid on Oct-13-2006 20:29:

looks like another night with the dildo


Posted by aNYthing on Oct-13-2006 20:29:

quote:
Originally posted by trunks1022
hospital visit. where YOU, slylee, are the nurse!!!


...with your trusty rectal thermometer at the ready


Posted by EarnYourKeep on Oct-13-2006 20:29:

quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing
Just your average sex superhero! Hey babe, are my spidey senses tingling all over or is it just you?


supreme hypebeast?


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