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| Originally posted by Frank Dux If we have to fight for her, than both of us could be thrown out of the Kumite... for her? We could arrange this another way. Do you gamble? |
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| Originally posted by Frank Dux If we have to fight for her, than both of us could be thrown out of the Kumite... for her? We could arrange this another way. Do you gamble? |
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| Originally posted by Chong Li I'm Lin. You Jackson? You look like a Jackson. That must make you Frank Ducks. |
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| Originally posted by Frank Dux No, no, no... its Dux. |
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| Originally posted by Chong Li Aren't you a little young for full-contact? |
Chong Li ftl... he's stealing other peoples lines.
2 Nissan 240SXs are in an oven. 1 240sx says to the other "damn, its hot in here." the other 240sx says "o my god, talking 240sx!"
whats worse than a pit full of dead babies? the one at the bottom is still alive
whats worse than a pit full of dead babies and one being alive? the baby has to eat its way to freedom
whats worse than a baby eating its way to freedom from the bottom of a pit of dead babies? it comes back for seconds
what did CONNERMAN2000 do after posting this.
i dunno yet. lol
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
Okay that one works better when spoken aloud.
Whats the main cause of paedophilia?
Sexy kids
What's blue and flies through the sky?
A rectangular circle.
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| Originally posted by Dublin Guy Whats the main cause of paedophilia? Sexy kids |
Q: Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A: Putting her back in the wheelchair when your done...
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| Originally posted by Trazedict Q: Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: Putting her back in the wheelchair when your done... |
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| Originally posted by Ygrene If you don't recognize that I'm afraid as a CORe Quality Control Representative I am going to have to ask you to kindly leave. Hillbilly. |
Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.
"Yeah teach?" he replies.
"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.
Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."
"No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.
"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"
The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."
Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"
why do pill bottles have cottonballs in the top?
to remind black people that they used to pick cotton before they sold drugs
Q. Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be hell.
Q. What goes: "CLICK -is that it? CLICK -is that it? CLICK -is that it?"
A. A blind person with a rubix cube.
Q. Why did God invent yeast infection?
A. So women know what it feels like to live with an annoying ****.
Q. Did you hear about the two gay guys that had an argument in the bar?
A. They went outside to exchange blows.
Q. Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him?
A. He came home shit faced.
Q. What's the difference between a 'Spice Girls' video and a porn video? (
Q. What's the best part of having a homeless girlfriend?
A. You can drop her off where ever you want!
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"
Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.
Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"
fuck shit bitch cock balls
3 kids - black, white, and asian - are on the playground in 3rd grade, comparing penis sizes. the asian goes first and the others laugh at how small he is. the white kid is next, and he's not much better. then the black kid shows his and it is much longer than the other two.
the black kid goes home and says, "mom, do i have a bigger penis because i'm black?"
"no, son, you have a bigger penis because you're 19."
Q:Why did the woman cross the road?
A:Who cares why was she away from the kitchen
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| Originally posted by Shaman_Axiom 3 kids - black, white, and asian - are on the playground in 3rd grade, comparing penis sizes. the asian goes first and the others laugh at how small he is. the white kid is next, and he's not much better. then the black kid shows his and it is much longer than the other two. the black kid goes home and says, "mom, do i have a bigger penis because i'm black?" "no, son, you have a bigger penis because you're 19." |
this is a great way to spend time @ work
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