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Posted by spitty on Dec-07-2006 02:06:

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Originally posted by kanaytochyo
Haha..., oww yea... I always do that!!

which is one reason why the list needs to be changed. holy boring

Posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* on Dec-07-2006 02:13:

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Originally posted by spitty
which is one reason why the list needs to be changed. holy boring

This is turning into the Sunday Night Sex Show with Spitty!

Posted by spitty on Dec-07-2006 02:15:

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Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
This is turning into the Sunday Night Sex Show with Spitty!

its an interesting subject. i read a lot

Posted by dance2dabeat on Dec-07-2006 02:46:

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Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
This is turning into the Sunday Night Sex Show with Spitty!

haha that old woman cracks me up!!

and the thought of her having sex freaks the hell out of me!!!

love the list..it's funny....not 100% accurate but funny

Posted by Abercrombie on Dec-07-2006 02:58:

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Originally posted by dance2dabeat
haha that old woman cracks me up!!

and the thought of her having sex freaks the hell out of me!!!

love the list..it's funny....not 100% accurate but funny

Here's some imagery...

Posted by dance2dabeat on Dec-07-2006 03:01:

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Originally posted by Abercrombie
Here's some imagery...

she can probably give great oral once the dentures are off!!!

yikes!!!!

Posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* on Dec-07-2006 03:02:

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Originally posted by dance2dabeat

she can probably give great oral once the dentures are off!!!

yikes!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA OMG KELLY! I proper LOL'd

Posted by daves on Dec-07-2006 04:16:

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Originally posted by Abercrombie
Here's some imagery...

shit... aw man... DIAF

Posted by 3P1D on Dec-07-2006 06:33:

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Originally posted by English Rachel
That's cos most of us ain't getting any

Speak for your self.

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Originally posted by Theresa
Most of this *IS* crap.

Personally, I don't think it is a good idea to get pre-conceived notions about what is and isn't acceptable in the bedroom. Different folks like different strokes, so as this may be some things to consider, it isn't the be all and end all of sexuality.

With crap like this, you are putting borders up on an act that should only have borders formed by communication of the two people involved.

In my opinion, the number one rule about sex is COMMUNICATE. You aren't going to satisfy the other person, or yourself if you have no idea what the other person wants/needs.

And relationships, especially sexual, should be about working together and making compromises to satisfy the other.

With crap, (that's right.. I said crap ) like this, it teaches not so sexually experienced people that things should be a certain way, or that their partner is a bad one because they wont do a certain thing. It teaches people to go against their own instincts of what they want to do, and instead they do what they think they're "supposed" to do.

Anyway, yes there are some good tips and pieces of advice, but for the most part, I think it's junk.

Uh, bud... I think you missed the "piont" Traine... This was simply to make you laugh... Not to be some political discussion on sexuality or portray pre-conceived notions about anything... Invest in a sence of humour, they're cheap.

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Originally posted by StereoPrincess
^^^^ chill Big T.

that list was made exactly for the purpose of getting people to talk about stuff like that.

the list promotes communication between couples in a humourous way.

it's not there to place borders (lol!) on your sexuality.

And YOU!!! Well I just like you . This made the most sence out of all the posts on this thing.. Thank you.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-07-2006 06:57:

I think I have the sex drive of a praying mantis. If my bf gets all close and cuddly after it's over, I want to rip his head off. Just let me roll over into the wet spot and fall asleep ffs!

He knows better though.

Posted by spitty on Dec-07-2006 06:59:

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Originally posted by 3P1D
Speak for your self.
Uh, bud... I think you missed the "piont" Traine... This was simply to make you laugh... Not to be some political discussion on sexuality or portray pre-conceived notions about anything... Invest in a sence of humour, they're cheap.

you post what you like. don't try to dictate where the thread goes. if teresa wants to be serious, so be it

Posted by Cuzo on Dec-07-2006 06:59:

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Originally posted by jennypie
I think I have the sex drive of a praying mantis. If my bf gets all close and cuddly after it's over, I want to rip his head off. Just let me roll over into the wet spot and fall asleep ffs!

He knows better though.

Not before you take the best dump of your life, of course.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-07-2006 07:02:

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Originally posted by Cuzo
Not before you take the best dump of your life, of course.

Silly, I do that BEFORE sex. It's always best to be prepared for back-door antics.

Posted by VERTiG0 on Dec-07-2006 07:06:

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Originally posted by Cuzo
Not before you take the best dump of your life, of course.

This is so fuckin' lowbrow, I love it. Well done Frank.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-07-2006 07:13:

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Originally posted by VERTiG0
This is so fuckin' lowbrow, I love it. Well done Frank.

Pfft, don't give him all the credit. He only said it cause he knows how I tingle all over when I drop a nice healthy turd.

Speaking of, any of you guys ever had a blumpkin?? There's gotta be SOME twisted fuck here who has. Don't be shy now!

Posted by DigitalMP on Dec-07-2006 07:14:

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Originally posted by rabbitjoker
Tripping over kicking midget-goats?!?

crazytown.

wasn't that one of your stops last year?

and yes, spooning ftw.

and...spontaneous quickies ftw.

Posted by The Highroller on Dec-07-2006 07:14:

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Originally posted by jennypie
Speaking of, any of you guys ever had a blumpkin??

Ooohh! Me! Me!

LOL!

I haven't heard that word since elementary school.

Posted by VERTiG0 on Dec-07-2006 07:18:

I've always called it The Blumpie.

Jennypie: To counter your question to us males, have you ever taken part in The Dirty River?

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-07-2006 07:19:

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Originally posted by The Highroller
Ooohh! Me! Me!

LOL!

I haven't heard that word since elementary school.

I love that you knew about it in elementary school, lol!

Mind you, most of the the warped things I know about I learned in elementary school as well. Hah!

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-07-2006 07:22:

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Originally posted by VERTiG0
I've always called it The Blumpie.

Jennypie: To counter your question to us males, have you ever taken part in The Dirty River?

Yeah blumpie, blumpty, blumpkin...I've heard many variations.

And no, no I have not!

Posted by The Highroller on Dec-07-2006 07:23:

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Originally posted by jennypie
I love that you knew about it in elementary school, lol!

Mind you, most of the the warped things I know about I learned in elementary school as well. Hah!

The internet is a great thing.

Another valuable thing I learned at the tender age of 10 was what beastiality is (through explicit photos no less); all thanks to the internet!

Posted by VERTiG0 on Dec-07-2006 07:27:

Oh that Internet!

www.dirty-proverbs.com

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The Dirty River.
You give a bitch the most painful anal sex of her life and then ask her to turn around. Just as she turns you surprise her with a low blow, a punch to her lower stomach as hard as you can. Once you land the blow she will shit uncontrollably, shit will flow from her worn out asshole like a dirty fucking river. Then just sit back and enjoy the show.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-07-2006 07:29:

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Originally posted by The Highroller
The internet is a great thing.

Another valuable thing I learned at the tender age of 10 was what beastiality is (through explicit photos no less); all thanks to the internet!

And that's when you stopped letting the dog lick peanut butter off your nuts!

LOLSNAP!

Posted by Dj Smitty20 on Dec-07-2006 09:13:

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Originally posted by geroin
i agree with most of them

most of them yes. The biggest one though is 44) Not cleaning. Once you get comfortable with someone, they tend to not get all fancied up when you come over, go out, get down to business. There's nothing worse than getting a whiff....blah. I always always ALWAYS shower beforehand.

Also, it's a running joke that a lot of guys don't know how to perform fellatio. But I'd say just as many girls have no idea what theyr'e doing down below either.

Posted by JPinCanada on Dec-07-2006 11:09:

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Originally posted by Killah Monkey
Geez... I thought most of this was common knowledge

I would have to agree that most of it is in fact common knowledge. BUT there are those people out there that just don't think and assume things.

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