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| Originally posted by Omega_Blue just got back from this movie.. not disappointing by any means, only due to the fact that i wasn't expecting much. the fight scenes were ok, nothing to scream about, and the cgi didn't look right in some spots. too much matrix mode. the plot was terrible, the actors/accents were spotty at best. i give it a "meh". |
loved the movie
the fight scenes were cool but there was a serious lack of character development, too often a city in the background would look like a painted backdrop (damn you depth perception) and the main character changed his accent like 15 times.
6ish/10
i wish that movies/shows that are supposed to be in dfferent countries are not ALL using british or british-type accents!!!
it makes no sense to have everyone speaking in british accents when you're in sparta, greece, russia, china, etc.
(ahem, ROME and a bazillion other historic shows/movies)
Lira, was the xerxes actor rude or something?
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| Originally posted by AndreaCKY772 i wish that movies/shows that are supposed to be in dfferent countries are not ALL using british or british-type accents!!! it makes no sense to have everyone speaking in british accents when you're in sparta, greece, russia, china, etc. (ahem, ROME and a bazillion other historic shows/movies) Lira, was the xerxes actor rude or something? |
I didn't like the ending. Should have been more exciting.
better than smokin aces, less dull compared to lord of the rings.
kinda cheesy with its over epic everything. like the mountain is all the way up beside the moon.
great costumes.
8/10
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| Originally posted by CrazedOut Yeah he probably tried to play god with his woman and got blown off once again. |
I just saw a movie that�ll give your eyes boners, make your balls scream and make you poop DVD copies of THE TRANSPORTER. It�s called 300. I don�t know what the title has to do with the movie, but they could�ve called it KITTENS MAKING CANDLES and it�d still rule.
It�s about these 300 Greek dudes who stomp the sugar-coated shit out of like a million other dudes. I have a feeling that a lot of high school sports coaches are going to show this film to their teams before they play. Also, gay dudes and divorced women are going to use screen captures for computer wallpaper.
The movie takes place about a million years ago, and it�s sort of like a prequel to SIN CITY. Except way less guns and cars but twice as much skull splitting. If you watch this movie and go into a Taco Bell, and say to the cashier, �I need some extra sauce packets� guess what? You�re getting twenty sauce packets because your face will punch him in the brain.
I can�t spoil the plot because THANK GOD THERE ISN�T ONE. Just ass kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that�s hitting someone�s balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey.
TWO COOL THINGS ABOUT THE MOVIE AND ONE THING I DIDN�T LIKE:
COOL THING ONE:
HEAVY METAL DURING BATTLE SCENES
Who gives a shit if the music isn�t historically correct? LORD OF THE RINGS could�ve used some Journey. This movie has that chu-CHUNG kind of metal that you hear in your head when your shift supervisor at Wetzel�s Pretzel is telling you that you�ll have to stay for clean up and you wish you had a sock filled with quarters in your hand.
COOL THING TWO:
FOES, MINI-BOSSES AND A BIG BOSS
Basically, the Greek dudes are fighting these Persian dudes, but the director, who must have a dick made of three machine guns, does it all like a video game. The Greeks fight every death metal video from the last ten years. There�s wave after wave of giants, freaks, ninjas, mutants, wizards, and a hunchback who looks like he�s got Rosie O�Donnell on his back.
Would I have been happy if Dom DeLuise from HISTORY OF THE WORLD, PART I had shown up? Maybe, but this movie more than makes up for that glaring oversight.
NOT SO GOOD THING:
DUDE NUDITY (�DUDE-ITY�)
These are Greek times, when there were a lot of naked women around. And there are some naked women in this film, but almost every naked woman scene has a muscular dude giving the screen an ass picnic. Dude-ity is something directors put in their movies so people will think they�re serious, I guess, and not just throwing in naked hotties.
Any directors reading this � IT�S OKAY TO JUST THROW IN NAKED HOTTIES.
Can�t someone make a movie about naked Amazons and call it PAUSE BUTTON?
My final analysis is 300 the most ass-ruling movie I�ve seen this year, and will probably be the King of 2007 unless someone makes a movie where a pair of sentient boobs fights a werewolf.
saw it tonight too..... theater was packed :/
A+ i really loved the movie. i think the only movie that will rival this will be transformers later this year... in action
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| Originally posted by nchs09 saw it tonight too..... theater was packed :/ A+ i really loved the movie. i think the only movie that will rival this will be transformers later this year... in action |
Transformers look stupid as all shit in my opinion.
I would have anticipated the damn new TMNT movie if it wasnt crappy CGI.
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| Originally posted by SuspicionVandit i think Spiderman 3 is up there too for contendership. People have been looking forward to Spiderman 3 since Spiderman 2's ending. I think these are the big 3 this year (300, Transformers, Spiderman3) |
March itself is already an awesome month for movies this year
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| Originally posted by jupiterone March itself is already an awesome month for movies this year |
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| Originally posted by SuspicionVandit i think Spiderman 3 is up there too for contendership. People have been looking forward to Spiderman 3 since Spiderman 2's ending. I think these are the big 3 this year (300, Transformers, Spiderman3) |
why?
oops, wait. forrest gump 2 just got the greenlight
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| Originally posted by SuspicionVandit why? oops, wait. forrest gump 2 just got the greenlight |
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| Originally posted by Omega_Blue God, no. |
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| Originally posted by lex400sc I just saw a movie that�ll give your eyes boners, make your balls scream and make you poop DVD copies of THE TRANSPORTER. It�s called 300. I don�t know what the title has to do with the movie, but they could�ve called it KITTENS MAKING CANDLES and it�d still rule. It�s about these 300 Greek dudes who stomp the sugar-coated shit out of like a million other dudes. I have a feeling that a lot of high school sports coaches are going to show this film to their teams before they play. Also, gay dudes and divorced women are going to use screen captures for computer wallpaper. The movie takes place about a million years ago, and it�s sort of like a prequel to SIN CITY. Except way less guns and cars but twice as much skull splitting. If you watch this movie and go into a Taco Bell, and say to the cashier, �I need some extra sauce packets� guess what? You�re getting twenty sauce packets because your face will punch him in the brain. I can�t spoil the plot because THANK GOD THERE ISN�T ONE. Just ass kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that�s hitting someone�s balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey. TWO COOL THINGS ABOUT THE MOVIE AND ONE THING I DIDN�T LIKE: COOL THING ONE: HEAVY METAL DURING BATTLE SCENES Who gives a shit if the music isn�t historically correct? LORD OF THE RINGS could�ve used some Journey. This movie has that chu-CHUNG kind of metal that you hear in your head when your shift supervisor at Wetzel�s Pretzel is telling you that you�ll have to stay for clean up and you wish you had a sock filled with quarters in your hand. COOL THING TWO: FOES, MINI-BOSSES AND A BIG BOSS Basically, the Greek dudes are fighting these Persian dudes, but the director, who must have a dick made of three machine guns, does it all like a video game. The Greeks fight every death metal video from the last ten years. There�s wave after wave of giants, freaks, ninjas, mutants, wizards, and a hunchback who looks like he�s got Rosie O�Donnell on his back. Would I have been happy if Dom DeLuise from HISTORY OF THE WORLD, PART I had shown up? Maybe, but this movie more than makes up for that glaring oversight. NOT SO GOOD THING: DUDE NUDITY (�DUDE-ITY�) These are Greek times, when there were a lot of naked women around. And there are some naked women in this film, but almost every naked woman scene has a muscular dude giving the screen an ass picnic. Dude-ity is something directors put in their movies so people will think they�re serious, I guess, and not just throwing in naked hotties. Any directors reading this � IT�S OKAY TO JUST THROW IN NAKED HOTTIES. Can�t someone make a movie about naked Amazons and call it PAUSE BUTTON? My final analysis is 300 the most ass-ruling movie I�ve seen this year, and will probably be the King of 2007 unless someone makes a movie where a pair of sentient boobs fights a werewolf. |
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| Originally posted by lex400sc I just saw a movie that�ll give your eyes boners, make your balls scream and make you poop DVD copies of THE TRANSPORTER. It�s called 300. I don�t know what the title has to do with the movie, but they could�ve called it KITTENS MAKING CANDLES and it�d still rule. It�s about these 300 Greek dudes who stomp the sugar-coated shit out of like a million other dudes. I have a feeling that a lot of high school sports coaches are going to show this film to their teams before they play. Also, gay dudes and divorced women are going to use screen captures for computer wallpaper. The movie takes place about a million years ago, and it�s sort of like a prequel to SIN CITY. Except way less guns and cars but twice as much skull splitting. If you watch this movie and go into a Taco Bell, and say to the cashier, �I need some extra sauce packets� guess what? You�re getting twenty sauce packets because your face will punch him in the brain. I can�t spoil the plot because THANK GOD THERE ISN�T ONE. Just ass kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that�s hitting someone�s balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey. TWO COOL THINGS ABOUT THE MOVIE AND ONE THING I DIDN�T LIKE: COOL THING ONE: HEAVY METAL DURING BATTLE SCENES Who gives a shit if the music isn�t historically correct? LORD OF THE RINGS could�ve used some Journey. This movie has that chu-CHUNG kind of metal that you hear in your head when your shift supervisor at Wetzel�s Pretzel is telling you that you�ll have to stay for clean up and you wish you had a sock filled with quarters in your hand. COOL THING TWO: FOES, MINI-BOSSES AND A BIG BOSS Basically, the Greek dudes are fighting these Persian dudes, but the director, who must have a dick made of three machine guns, does it all like a video game. The Greeks fight every death metal video from the last ten years. There�s wave after wave of giants, freaks, ninjas, mutants, wizards, and a hunchback who looks like he�s got Rosie O�Donnell on his back. Would I have been happy if Dom DeLuise from HISTORY OF THE WORLD, PART I had shown up? Maybe, but this movie more than makes up for that glaring oversight. NOT SO GOOD THING: DUDE NUDITY (�DUDE-ITY�) These are Greek times, when there were a lot of naked women around. And there are some naked women in this film, but almost every naked woman scene has a muscular dude giving the screen an ass picnic. Dude-ity is something directors put in their movies so people will think they�re serious, I guess, and not just throwing in naked hotties. Any directors reading this � IT�S OKAY TO JUST THROW IN NAKED HOTTIES. Can�t someone make a movie about naked Amazons and call it PAUSE BUTTON? My final analysis is 300 the most ass-ruling movie I�ve seen this year, and will probably be the King of 2007 unless someone makes a movie where a pair of sentient boobs fights a werewolf. |
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| Originally posted by lim f(x) = f(a) |
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| Originally posted by nchs09 hehe..... hahaha @ big dikes. |
lol well said lex400sc, well said.
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