Gotta joke for you.... PART TWO'zZ

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Posted by Ian on Mar-19-2007 23:32:

Don't need jokes when your sports teams vice captain & hero gets pissed the day before a game & takes a 4am ride on a pedalo only to overturn it & have to be rescued by 6 guys from the hotel staff

Posted by DJM104D on Mar-19-2007 23:47:

ok heres a great one

there is this guy thats been stranded on an island for the past 20yrs,doesnt know how he got there or why hes there but hes there.so one day hes out on the beach doing some spear fishing for food and he stops and looks out to the other side of the beach and happens to see a woman.so hes not all to sure about this,puts his head under water,rinses off,and comes back up out of the water and the woman is still there.so he goes across to the other side and fukkin hell it is a woman.they get down to talkin (he realizes that she also has been there for the past 20yrs) and then she flips him the what have you been doing for sex for the past 20yrs question.he looks at her and just doesnt want to reply to that.so,she pushes and she prys until he finally gives in...you know she wants it too.he takes her to this clearing in the woods and there is this gorgeous chick in the middle of the clearing that was carved out of the tree that was in the middle of the clearing (he carved the only tree in the clearing into the hottest broad anyone can think of).the woman seeing this feels sry for the guy and offers him the real thing...he hmms and haws over it...and once again you know she wants it too...so he agrees.few minutes later he walks up to her and shes laying on the grass and he asks her to standup,she asks why and he tells her to just do it.she stands up.then he tells her to spread her legs,so she looks ove rat the tree and understands why hes asking her to do those things,so she spreads her legs.what does he do?runs up to her and boots her right in the ****.
just fukkin boots her.
so shes out cold for about an hr or so and then wakes up after he splashed some water on her...finally.so she looks at him,still all fukked up from bein knocked out and asked him what the fuck he did that for?

his response was he was checkin for squirrels.

Enjoi.

Posted by DJM104D on Mar-19-2007 23:47:

whoa im drunk

Posted by Omega_M on Mar-19-2007 23:49:

was the greatness increased further by a double post ?

Posted by Frenchie on Mar-19-2007 23:54:

Let's get serious for a moment. Why is your grammar so horrible? You can't seem to be able to spell "fuck" and enjoy" properly, your sentences aren't that comprehendable and you don't know how to start your sentences with capitals. Is it really that hard, c'mon if you're going to post at least post properly and try not to make yourself look like an idiot.

FUCK not fukk
FUCKIN' not fukkin
ENJOY not enjoi

And don't even blame it on being drunk because you spell like that all the time.

Posted by RickyM on Mar-20-2007 00:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
Is it really that hard, c'mon if you're going to post at least post properly and try not to make yourself look like an idiot.

It always amuses me when someone posts advice that they themselves would benefit most from.

Posted by Frenchie on Mar-20-2007 00:09:

Oh I know I can. I never said I myself don't make mistakes on a daily basis but he doesn't even try or attempt to make him self not look so stupid.

I'm typo queen and if it weren't for FF I'd probably be making more errors than I am but I'm not even talking about spelling.

Posted by RickyM on Mar-20-2007 00:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
I am but I'm not even talking about spelling.

Nor was I

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