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Posted by igottaknow on Apr-06-2007 02:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
So do you also dress up in black face and run around screaming "he's a N*****ER he's a N******ER"? Because thats funny, except when that kramer guy did it at the Laugh Factory.
funny you should say that. sometimes when i'm alone in my apartment i say "n*ggah plzz" out loud. it always makes me laugh no matter how down i'm feeling. though i've never felt the need to dress up in black face. after watching the chappelle show i wish i was a black comedian and could tell racists jokes with impunity.

Posted by Orbax on Apr-06-2007 02:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
Ummmmmm...You're forest elk breasts are firm. Can I touch?

Posted by all-nite-freak on Apr-06-2007 02:45:

sometimes i smear my cock with black shoe polish to make me feel less guilty for banging a fat chick.

Posted by Jake Benson on Apr-06-2007 03:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax

Orbax is a kitten with two wandering eyes?

Posted by Orbax on Apr-06-2007 03:06:

and barf

Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Apr-06-2007 03:31:

Danny Tenaglia played it - Be Yourself,
this guy's wasting yo time kid, move on from that noise...

PS: Deaf ears are the best ears sometimes...use them to avoid all that other noise

Posted by Yan on Apr-06-2007 06:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
Really? So all this time when chicks don't get me hard, it's not really just a physiological thing but I'm fibbing myself? Tell me more! Can I go to an ex-gay camp and change my ways there?

The Christians are able to beat the gay out of ya, if you really want.

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
I tried chicks. Now take your own advice up yer ass and try a dude. Next.

Are you hitting on me?

Cuz I might just say yes.

Posted by Jake Benson on Apr-06-2007 08:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
The Christians are able to beat the gay out of ya, if you really want.

No, they just hold signs and scream I'm going to hell. They don't get physically violent though. I don't think they could hit me even if I told them to. But I would hit them. Guess that makes me a baaaaaaaad Christian.

quote:
Are you hitting on me?

Cuz I might just say yes.

HOT!

Posted by klingklang77 on Apr-06-2007 09:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
*pins most insightful post of the year award on your chest*

Yeah it was a stupid post.

I will wear it with pride...

Posted by bananas on Apr-06-2007 09:50:

Finally! We have a gay in our gay community!

Posted by jdat on Apr-06-2007 10:10:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
of course if he was a she..... and her penis would be ingrown into a vagin0rz.

Nachos likes shemales!

Don't deny it!

quote:
Originally posted by bananas
Finally! We have a gay in our gay community!

there have been others

Posted by stren on Apr-06-2007 10:22:

fuck swingers

...oh wait

Posted by igottaknow on Apr-06-2007 12:26:

quote:
Originally posted by jdat
there have been others

sorry we forgot about you

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Apr-07-2007 00:26:

the doctor finger banged my sss lol.. my girlfriend got jealous

Posted by Orbax on Apr-07-2007 00:31:

quote:
Originally posted by klingklang77
Yeah it was a stupid post.

I will wear it with pride...

Im kidding you know youre my favorite

Posted by spiflicated on Apr-07-2007 00:32:

quote:
Originally posted by stren
fuck swingers

...oh wait

fuck the swinger, safely

Posted by Jake Benson on Apr-07-2007 02:49:

um can we please keep the conversation about me? I'm egotistical you know.

So I'm over the guy. I'm at the weekend event and I know he's gonna be drugged up so I'm like fuck it. Probably has Hi fIVe anyway. Next. Yeah maybe I'll try a chick. I'll have to figure out how to bergina her sex. Can I slap her around like I do to the men?

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Apr-07-2007 02:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
um can we please keep the conversation about me? I'm egotistical you know.

So I'm over the guy. I'm at the weekend event and I know he's gonna be drugged up so I'm like fuck it. Probably has Hi fIVe anyway. Next. Yeah maybe I'll try a chick. I'll have to figure out how to bergina her sex. Can I slap her around like I do to the men?

probably and she wont punch back lol

Posted by Jake Benson on Apr-07-2007 02:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
probably and she wont punch back lol

Wait maybe I like being str8. I can xrt my authoritah.

Posted by UWM on Apr-07-2007 03:24:

You can just ask her to wear a male mask while you park it in her rear, it'll be close enough right?

Posted by bas on Apr-07-2007 03:30:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
You can just ask her to wear a male mask while you park it in her rear, it'll be close enough right?

She'll need dirt under her fingernails and a garage they an go fool around in too.

Posted by josh rising on Apr-07-2007 03:34:

jake i had a very, very, VERY similar situation that ended just a few weeks ago. if you stopped avoiding me, i could tell you about it and help you with this one too.

Posted by Masonious on Apr-07-2007 03:34:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
She'll need dirt under her fingernails and a garage they an go fool around in too.

thhaaat...may actually be gayer than having sex with a man...

Posted by Orbax on Apr-07-2007 03:36:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
She'll need dirt under her fingernails and a garage they an go fool around in too.

Been thinkin about this one huh?

Posted by UWM on Apr-07-2007 03:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
Been thinkin about this one huh?

It would seem so, lol.

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