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Posted by RapidFire on Apr-23-2007 20:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
cheesy pick up lines are for men with no game and work on woman with no shame.

ooo thats a good one. gotta open with it next time

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Apr-23-2007 20:18:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
My mom's out of town this weekend.

/IGK

That was funny.

Posted by orangejuice on Apr-23-2007 20:19:

"Oh.. I'm sorry I thought that was a brail nametag."

"Hey, I was about to go masterbate and I just needed a name to go with ur face . "

Posted by noikeee on Apr-23-2007 20:22:

quote:
Originally posted by orangejuice
"Hey, I was about to go masterbate and I just needed a name to go with ur face . "

possible reactions:

- slap in the face
- running away scared
- shocked and freezed looking in disgust

Posted by orangejuice on Apr-23-2007 20:25:

quote:
Originally posted by noikeee
possible reactions:

- slap in the face
- running away scared
- shocked and freezed looking in disgust

haha yeah i said it as a bet and she just looked at me with her mouth wide open so i figure it did what i wanted it to lol

btw i told her i was jokin and we're chill

Posted by noikeee on Apr-23-2007 20:34:

i didn't think you had actually said that

Posted by RJT on Apr-23-2007 20:36:

Would you be offended if I asked whether or not you've ever had a dick in your ass?

<---- With that expression on your face.

Posted by Clovis on Apr-23-2007 20:38:

Where the fuck is tigo. He signed up for some shit that sends him pickup lines to hise phone, once a day. They're the worst ever.

And lol @ /IGK, and lol @ Googoly not even making a pickup line because hes so fucking stupid.

Posted by Ted Promo on Apr-23-2007 20:39:

ay girl, yo' tits look as fake as the moon landing.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Apr-23-2007 20:41:

Would you care to sit down....on my face?

Posted by Tigo on Apr-23-2007 21:15:

I want to be the cow that grazes in your field.

If I was peter pan, you'd be my happy thought.

I couldn't help but notice you undressing me from across the room.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Because I can walk by again..

Coffee? Tea? Me?

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

Posted by bas on Apr-23-2007 21:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Tigo
If I was peter pan, you'd be my happy thought.

AAAAAAAaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Posted by capricorn15 on Apr-23-2007 21:34:

quote:
Originally posted by mezzir

i do agree though, guys are evil
us chicks are probably moreso though
funny, i thought you were a guy this whole time, sorry

Posted by capricorn15 on Apr-23-2007 21:36:

quote:
Originally posted by KilldaDJ
wanna make a bastard?

LOL
rofl, haha

Posted by Googooly on Apr-23-2007 21:48:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
"I'm a DJ"

hahahahhah

NUMBER 1!!!!

Posted by Googooly on Apr-23-2007 21:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Clovis
Where the fuck is tigo. He signed up for some shit that sends him pickup lines to hise phone, once a day. They're the worst ever.

And lol @ /IGK, and lol @ Googoly not even making a pickup line because hes so fucking stupid.

Sorry for not ever using a chat up lines in my life to pull girls SIR!

but i know what u mean, it was funny ^___^

Posted by mezzir on Apr-23-2007 21:53:

quote:
Originally posted by hadi ******
funny, i thought you were a guy this whole time, sorry

wtf, just cause i have copious amounts of facial hair everyone thinks i'm a guy

Posted by Googooly on Apr-23-2007 21:56:

quote:
Originally posted by mezzir
wtf, just cause i have copious amounts of facial hair everyone thinks i'm a guy

I thought your gay too.

sorry, i meant guy.

Posted by Frenchie on Apr-23-2007 21:58:

No you're gay.

Posted by Googooly on Apr-23-2007 21:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
No you're gay.

eat my short.

Posted by capricorn15 on Apr-23-2007 22:05:

quote:
Originally posted by mezzir
wtf, just cause i have copious amounts of facial hair everyone thinks i'm a guy
i didnt know you had facial hair, haha, i thought i saw a picture of you a while back on the forums as some guy with red/orange hair or something, woops

Posted by bas on Apr-23-2007 22:14:

quote:
Originally posted by hadi ******
i didnt know you had facial hair, haha, i thought i saw a picture of you a while back on the forums as some guy with red/orange hair or something, woops

Yeah...red hair and a massive hobo-beard.

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Apr-23-2007 22:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Googooly
eat my short.

Posted by spc on Apr-24-2007 00:26:

Order 2 shots of Patron

Approach girl and ask her if she wants to make a bet. If she says no, I guess you are screwed.

Once she agrees, say, "If I win, we take these shots together. But if I lose, I'll take both the shots."

Then tell her "I bet you have a beautiful smile!"

Girl will probably smile or laugh and once she does that you proclaim that you win and give her the shot.

Worked like a charm last weekend!

Posted by all-nite-freak on Apr-24-2007 00:27:

"I'll give you 500$ to take a piss on my passed out buddy."

works every time

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