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Posted by l�cid on Apr-27-2007 00:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Project-K
I was reading this thread and I was all serious until I read this post, and the mere mention of that made me burst out laughing.

Talking Muffins: Curing broken hearts... one tasty moist little bite at a time!

Posted by all-nite-freak on Apr-27-2007 00:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
There is a good chance he'll actually tell you the truth when it comes to his zodiac sign as apposed to his cock size.

why would a man lie about his penis size...if she fucks him and its small..well he is a fucking liar. Liars never beat the good guys on GI Joe.

if they invented a roofie that would last until silences do not need to be filled with useless shit no one cares about...they deserve the Nobel for science. The worst part is you don't realize who much like cockfags you both look like at thi stage of courtship.

Mail order bride 2000$
S&M toys 450$
Knowing she doesn't speak the same language and cant say the safe word or ask my sign...priceless

Posted by Frenchie on Apr-27-2007 00:50:

quote:
Originally posted by all-nite-freak
why would a man lie about his penis size...if she fucks him and its small..well he is a fucking liar. Liars never beat the good guys on GI Joe.

That's the difference between a boy and a man.

Posted by igottaknow on Apr-27-2007 00:53:

a man turns out the lights and puts on a gigantic strap on b4 coming to bed

Posted by all-nite-freak on Apr-27-2007 00:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
That's the difference between a boy and a man.

believe it or not going up to a girl and telling her you have a small dick has worked for me in the past. God bless reverse psychology....Bill Cosby, is there anything you can't do.

Posted by Frenchie on Apr-27-2007 00:58:

I'd rather be told upfront in honesty rather than have him lie and find out on my own. If he's small than I'll work around it.

Posted by all-nite-freak on Apr-27-2007 01:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
I'd rather be told upfront in honesty rather than have him lie and find out on my own. If he's small than I'll work around it.

you didnt read between the lines silly hypocrit...if he lied to you and said it was small when it was huge...you wouldn't be mad. You would promptly dislocate your jaw in order to get his whole massive member in your mouth as you thank the Cock Gods for this blessing.

Posted by Frenchie on Apr-27-2007 01:06:

That wasn't my point you silly french man. I said IF he lied to me and told me it was big when it's really small. I don't see the hypocrite in that.

Posted by all-nite-freak on Apr-27-2007 01:09:

well i cant go deeper ok!!!?!??!??!??!
i dont ask you to go tighter:P

Posted by denys envy on Apr-27-2007 01:27:

quote:
Originally posted by all-nite-freak
well i cant go deeper ok!!!?!??!??!??!
i dont ask you to go tighter:P

rofl

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Posted by all-nite-freak on Apr-30-2007 02:43:

more discussion on dick size plz

Posted by Frenchie on Apr-30-2007 04:12:

SO how big are you again?

Posted by igottaknow on Apr-30-2007 04:15:

Re: You shattered my heart...

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
...and in turn i shattered my health.

Reflecting back on past significant relationships, especially the meaningful ones, and especially those that ended poorly (a.k.a. I was not the one to end it) - I've realized one thing. For the next three months I would go on a complete disregard for my health. Not eating, drinking too much, smoking almost a pack of cigs a day, unprotected sex with numerous partners, and extreme drug use. As if putting all those poisons into my body would cure me of my "ailment". This of course led to many complications and I would suffer further... though physically.

Now it worked, fuck did it work! But. Was extremely stupid and immature.

Makes me wonder.

What did you guys do to cure the post-relationship blues?
do you have herpes now?

Posted by denys envy on Apr-30-2007 04:41:

Re: Re: You shattered my heart...

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
do you have herpes now?

no. thankfully only genital warts.

Posted by DarkAngel on Apr-30-2007 05:01:

Que gran boludo de mierda.

Posted by Frenchie on Apr-30-2007 05:02:

YAY! For knowing Spanish.

Posted by DarkAngel on Apr-30-2007 05:04:

Yay for being stoned.

Posted by all-nite-freak on Apr-30-2007 05:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
SO how big are you again?

big enough

Posted by seekrets on Apr-30-2007 08:16:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel
Yay for being stoned.

throws a rock..........

Posted by klingklang77 on Apr-30-2007 14:26:

Smoked, drank and did prescription drugs a lot. It just made things worse really, but it felt good at the time.

Posted by Slylee on Apr-30-2007 14:33:

Posted by dj tek on Apr-30-2007 15:42:

did alot of drugs after 4yr relationship break up. my C K E days....

Posted by Lomeli on Apr-30-2007 16:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
well... my left kidney for one.

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
blah, you only need one anyways

LOL. I find this funny because I only have one kidney and it's on my left side.

Posted by Abercrombie on Apr-30-2007 18:20:

Bad: My 3-year ex let me go at the end of October... and still no girlfriend.
Worse: I have SAD in winter.

I can't get myself to make any moves on a girl for a one-nighter to help me get over it. Sucks to be in long relationships most of my life.

Posted by jdat on Apr-30-2007 18:29:

quote:
Originally posted by pvdAngel
Try telling jdat that...

I got 3 Kidneys I p0wn

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