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| Originally posted by Great Outdoors one of them literally carried a girl back to our hostel coz she was so freaking pissed.. Oh, we helped her change out.  |
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| Originally posted by nialsjd don't drink. don't u all realize the leading cause of drunk driving is alchohol? |
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| Originally posted by G K Murray How he pulled her in the first place i dunno cos he's got ginger hair, and he looks like Ian Dowie |
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| Originally posted by Dirk W. I've gone home with a fat girl |
Dumbest thing? Proposed to the first old lady after we had a grain alcohol drinking contest. Don't know who won. Threw her in the bed when she passed out, fell over in the process and cut an artery on a wineglass and blood was pumping all over. She called 911, I patched it with 100MPH tape, then this cop showed up out of nowhere in my apartment so I punched him out, then more cops and medics arrived and threw me in an ambulance and I had a big meleee in the rear and tried to bail out the back, but the old lady was following us in my 450HP Camaro drunk out of her gourd and would've run me over so I didn't, arrived at the hospital, punched out a doctor while the old lady was going nuts in the lobby, then they finally thought the better of it and just let us go home. What a f*cking deal...
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I tend to forget things after a certain point. Apparantly, last year at WMC when we were at Space for PVD, I sat down in the middle of the dance floor, and when a friend asked if I wanted to go into the next room and sit on the couches instead of on the floor I said "No Thanks", or something like that... Indy can fill you in, because she's the one who remembers. 
I've now learned that there are certain people I can NOT be around when I'm under the influence of ANYTHING, because I'll (haha) make out with them and then promptly forget about it. Like on the floor of a friends apartment under a blanket! Oh boy.
When I lived with my old roommate, we turned into lushes. We'd drink in our PJs, on a school night, with no one coming over and an exam the next day. We couldn't help that everyone just kept leaving all that alcohol at our place!
*edited* I decided to delete some of those stories.
I actually have a lot of better stories, but they might be better kept off of TA.
the dumbest thing i did drunk was not go for that coffee with anuneventrade 
if u guys didnt know she has big tatas. and i missed out
and she stole my jacket
puke and rally,.. its not a dumb thing... its what champions are made of...
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| Originally posted by dieselbambino69 the dumbest thing i did drunk was not go for that coffee with anuneventrade if u guys didnt know she has big tatas. and i missed out and she stole my jacket |
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| Originally posted by anuneventrade I didn't steal it you offered it to me! And you were SOBER when you didn't go for coffee with me, bitch! |
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| Originally posted by dieselbambino69 i know when u comin back?!?!?! its cold and i need the jacket back |
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| Originally posted by anuneventrade What happened to YOU moving down here? |
and trying to aplly overseas in italy. but i still may come down to visit in march. so be on the alert. if u see some guy with his pants down with some old lady doing lines of his schlong, come up and say hi.
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| Originally posted by anuneventrade I've now learned that there are certain people I can NOT be around when I'm under the influence of ANYTHING, because I'll (haha) make out with them and then promptly forget about it. Like on the floor of a friends apartment under a blanket! Oh boy. |
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| Originally posted by nchs09 More info plzkthx signed Mr. Pink |
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| Originally posted by anuneventrade I don't know any more info, you were the one filling me in kthx signed Ms. Troublemaker |
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| Originally posted by nchs09 no more....... this is mario signed.. mario btw.. javi says.. SCORE! |
St Pattys day, last year, I got wasted with a friend. On the way back, stumbling to his flat, this guy (who was also drunk) took a swing at me, and we kicked the living shit out of him. The dumb thing here is when we called the cops who listened to both sides of the story and promptly arrested us, because a few of his friends acted as eyewitnesses and said we jumped him, for no reason (plus we were underage drunk which didnt look good).
Huge mistake which landed me in major legal trouble, killed my entire savings account, and removed most of my desire to drink again.
Posted this somewhere else but it looks like it belongs here.
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| haha, nice parties. I wanna hear about the 1/3 of a rave, did they go to your plce, or did you juts invite them? So many parties but so cant be fukt writing about a whole party. So i'll just say, I went to this party once with a few friends of mine, and it was all older people at the party, so we decided to get mega drunk. So I ended up drinking the whole bottle of rum, then thinking it was a good idea to run straight into a wall as fast as I could, I did. The wall broke. Then out of nowhere these asian gangsters come and threaten me, and call me ******, so I told em not to call me that, and they all got scared and went and gang bashed some poor dudes (who ended knocking a few of them out). So then I get kicked out of the party for breakin the wall, so I fall into a bush and pass out. The wake up and go in and out of the party a bunch of times, getting kicked out heaps. Then I sit on a chair in the party, my friends tell one of my friends to stay with my because I'm gonna be sick. He says "OK" but randomly walks off. So i puked my guts out about 8 times. Friends came back, dragged me off outside, I went to sleep on some gravle they went back to the party. I woke up and there was a cab for me, jumped in, the ride which was actually 20 mins only lasted 2 seconds because as soon as I sat down i passed out. Next morning there was puke everywhere, down the heating vents in my house, down the side of my bed, on my bed, on my face, on the floor, all around the bathroom... everywhere except the toilet. So what happened was as soon as I got in the house, i passed out again in a chair, my friends went to sleep in my room. They puked all over it. Then I wake up some time later by my dad slapping my face telling me to go to bed. I pull my friend off the bed (he puked all over it) and i went to sleep in it. Well looks like i could be fukt to write quite a bit. |
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| Originally posted by Duracell_PsYcH Posted this somewhere else but it looks like it belongs here. Also, after this massive party at a mansion, I had to run on of my mates through a forest, carrying him the way a husband does to his wife when they step into their new house, so that we could catch the ambulance. He was puking up black shit and red shit in the same time, and I got it on my arms... I didn't want to put him over my shoulder because he woulda puke all over my back and arse. Oh and once, at NYE, i went to this "big" party which only had 5 people, got trashed and got the worst blowie ever on some oval. Some dude was watching us from across the street so I got up and ran off. Then I walked home, through the bush, my friend followed me and so did this ugly chick that gave me bad head. My friend fell down some stairs and bled everywhere, then the chick pushed me down the stairs, luckily I pulled her down with me, and landed on her and my friend. Then we walked through some more bush (she had no shoes on for some reason) and there were snakes around. Then we got to my place, put bandades on my friend, and my dad wanted to take him to hospital for stitching but, my friend, being drunk didn't want to. So my dad drove us to my other friends palce, and I watched my friend finger the chick while he was telling her to give me an other blow job. 5 mins later she did, and I feel asleep. I woke up and she was still trying, so I got up and ran off and hid under a couch. My friend tried to hide to but there wasnt enough room under the couch so he had to spend the night with her. Woke up next morning @ 7 am and went for a swim. |
Where's Orbax when you need him? He has some awesome drunk stories.
Remember that thread he posted about Oktoberfest, complete with pics? that was CLASSIC.
..........i stopped drinking .. that was a dumb thing to do ...
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| Originally posted by anuneventrade I tend to forget things after a certain point. Apparantly, last year at WMC when we were at Space for PVD, I sat down in the middle of the dance floor, and when a friend asked if I wanted to go into the next room and sit on the couches instead of on the floor I said "No Thanks", or something like that... Indy can fill you in, because she's the one who remembers. I've now learned that there are certain people I can NOT be around when I'm under the influence of ANYTHING, because I'll (haha) make out with them and then promptly forget about it. Like on the floor of a friends apartment under a blanket! Oh boy.When I lived with my old roommate, we turned into lushes. We'd drink in our PJs, on a school night, with no one coming over and an exam the next day. We couldn't help that everyone just kept leaving all that alcohol at our place! *edited* I decided to delete some of those stories. I actually have a lot of better stories, but they might be better kept off of TA. |
i've only done smart things when i'm drunk. seriously. all the best decisions i've made in my life? well yep, i made them when i was drunk.
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| Originally posted by nialsjd don't u all realize the leading cause of drunk driving is alchohol? |
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