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Posted by Silky Johnson on Jul-09-2007 16:21:

quote:
Originally posted by eye_03
oh man thats classic!! of the 'ol fart-in-the-car-and-lock-the-power-windows trick!

Hahahaha...my bf and I got each other good on our drive back from the cottage a couple weekends ago.

It was extra bad because it was at the end of a long weekend of drinking beer; eating steaks, burgers, hot dogs, and smores...and not shitting.

Posted by colonelcrisp on Jul-09-2007 16:31:

my gf always tries to sneak in the suprise dutch oven int he morning before i wake up. she has only pulled it off twice now, all other times i thwart her by sleeping iwth the duvet tucked under my arm.

but ya she does it all the time in front of me, doesnt bother me at all really.

Posted by ES0727 on Aug-29-2007 15:38:

Yeah, Vlad

quote:
Originally posted by Vlad
This one chick I was dating came over one night (parents were gone), Im hittin' it from the back and as she moves to reposition, fucking girl queefed like whoa. I didnt know if I should have been impressed or disturbed.

I was alittle disturbed.

It's called a queef because your dick, (yes it IS because of you) pushed air up there, the air naturally has to expel back out, thus making a queefing sound. The fact that she queefed while repositioning is normal and common, and the fact that you were "disturbed" is not normal. Queefs happen, they happen because of the dick. Use your common sense, yes they will happen quite often, and if you are disturbed, maybe you shouldn't be having sex.
I hope you didn't show that fact that you were disturbed by something a 3rd grader would be scared of.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-29-2007 15:43:

Re: Yeah, Vlad

quote:
Originally posted by ES0727
It's called a queef because your dick, (yes it IS because of you) pushed air up there, the air naturally has to expel back out, thus making a queefing sound. The fact that she queefed while repositioning is normal and common, and the fact that you were "disturbed" is not normal. Queefs happen, they happen because of the dick. Use your common sense, yes they will happen quite often, and if you are disturbed, maybe you shouldn't be having sex.
I hope you didn't show that fact that you were disturbed by something a 3rd grader would be scared of.

See, you were wrong to reply to that post, because if you knew Vlad, you'd know that he's never had sex. He probably read about queefs in Maxim or something.

Posted by ES0727 on Aug-29-2007 15:46:

Re: Re: Yeah, Vlad

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
See, you were wrong to reply to that post, because if you knew Vlad, you'd know that he's never had sex. He probably read about queefs in Maxim or something.

Lol, yeah you're right.. Or maybe I actually DO know Vlad.. Hmmm

Posted by RandomGirl on Sep-11-2007 04:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Vlad
This one chick I was dating came over one night (parents were gone), Im hittin' it from the back and as she moves to reposition, fucking girl queefed like whoa. I didnt know if I should have been impressed or disturbed.

I was alittle disturbed.

LOL!!

This makes me think of a funny story.

So.. the guy is going at it from behind, (classic position to get the queefs going,) and doing their thing whatever whatever.

He flips her around on her back, and before proceeding, decides to go down on her. As he is going in for the kill, she queefs.

He then looks up at her, and in a very "offended" way says "Why do you hate me?"

I lolled so hard it hurt.

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Reasons why I love my girlfriend #43: She knows queefs are hilarious

Posted by Omega_M on Sep-11-2007 04:26:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
i dont know if you know this, but girls also take shits, sometimes they even get diarrhea

Posted by Spacey Orange on Sep-11-2007 05:42:

i haven't reached this level of intimacy with my wife yet, but one day i shall.

Posted by Domesticated on Sep-11-2007 05:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
this deuce i used to work with would come over to my desk and pretend to look for something and then walk back to his and a few minutes later i'd smell his fart. fucking jackoff. lol

1. The term is "dunce", you dunce.

2. The technique you are referring to is most commonly known as "crop-dusting", i.e farting on the move and leaving extra quickly so that others suffer in your foul stench, and possibly get blamed for it themselves. It's great, just great.

Posted by Sushipunk on Sep-11-2007 06:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Beat Blog
1. The term is "dunce", you dunce.

Actually, deuce could fit quite well.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=deuce

And LMAO at Crop Dusting

Posted by tubularbills on Sep-11-2007 06:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
Actually, deuce could fit quite well.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=deuce

And LMAO at Crop Dusting

lol @ crop dusting too....people do that at work, and i'm like, "FCKING A AIRMAN!" lol

Posted by Domesticated on Sep-11-2007 06:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
Actually, deuce could fit quite well.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=deuce

And LMAO at Crop Dusting

What the dunce?

Posted by prolikewhoa on Sep-11-2007 11:45:

one time i farted during sex when i was on top. just thrusted too hard i guess...

Posted by colonelcrisp on Sep-11-2007 12:41:

my gf does it all the time around me. she esp likes doing it in the car on a rainy day so i cant open the windows, or ever since i gave her a dutch oven one morning she is intent on pulling a fast one on me..... but i am much to quick for her...

Posted by DarkAngel on Sep-11-2007 22:09:

lol @ lucid's Dutch Oven.

This thread needs more Pine Sol. and at it getting bumped recently.

Posted by BTG on Sep-11-2007 22:16:

my gf farted only once (while drunk), in the 1.5 years we've been dating.

i was aroused.

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