Worst Situation to have to Take a Big Dump

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Posted by woscar on Apr-29-2008 23:21:

BUMP!

Posted by Rook on Apr-29-2008 23:33:

Trapped in an Elevator...With Diarrhea - Watch more free videos

Posted by Viber on Apr-30-2008 00:07:

Posted by UmmiE on Apr-30-2008 00:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Rook

Trapped in an Elevator...With Diarrhea - Watch more free videos

WOW thats fucked

Posted by Krypton on Apr-30-2008 00:22:

Probably running high school track. We had a pretty strict coach who sometimes wouldn't let us drink water. So asking to use the bathroom was a no no. I ended up shitting my pants for the team (in secret). Luckily I had a change of clothes...

Posted by jpisani on Apr-30-2008 00:27:

Strip clubs around here dont have stall doors (i guess they dont want you jackin it in the bathroom?), i'd imagine having to shit there would be awkward, since the stalls face the door.

Posted by nchs09 on Apr-30-2008 01:00:

Posted by tubularbills on Apr-30-2008 01:03:

quote:
Originally posted by UmmiE
WOW thats fucked

lol fake but fucking gross., lol

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Apr-30-2008 01:07:

Posted by woscar on Apr-30-2008 01:12:

quote:
Originally posted by jpisani
Strip clubs around here dont have stall doors (i guess they dont want you jackin it in the bathroom?), i'd imagine having to shit there would be awkward, since the stalls face the door.

Or they don't want you shitting on their toilets...

Posted by emc^2 on Apr-30-2008 02:28:

quote:
Originally posted by callme
During sex. Once during a k hole adventure i was in the middle of the act and had to take a dump really really bad but didnt want to stop. I actually sharted myself. The next morning I saw the stain on my sheets, called her a pig and made her leave. K....short for kaka.

Posted by iammesol on Apr-30-2008 02:29:

working at target (food avenue), when you have to take one every 30 seconds

but didn't i post in this thread about my england maddness?

Posted by emc^2 on Apr-30-2008 02:35:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
i'm pooping right now.

+1

just spray-paintin' my bowl...

Posted by Ania_xox on Apr-30-2008 02:38:

the home of a person you are just starting to date so you're not at the comfortable shitting/farting level yet

fuck especially in the middle of the night when it's all quiet and his roommates sleep with their door open

this is all pure speculation

Posted by emc^2 on Apr-30-2008 02:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
the home of a person you are just starting to date so you're not at the comfortable shitting/farting level yet

fuck especially in the middle of the night when it's all quiet and his roommates sleep with their door open

this is all pure speculation

wwwwaaait!!!! Girls poop toooo?????

ah, I'm kidding. Of course they do - the special ones will do it on your chest... and if you've just started dating and she poops on your chest - well, that one is a keeper!

Posted by RandomGirl on Apr-30-2008 03:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Rook

Trapped in an Elevator...With Diarrhea - Watch more free videos

quote:
Originally posted by UmmiE
WOW thats fucked

Dude... it's fake.

That had to be one of the most hilarious things to watch, especially after seeing the video it's parodying. I lolled so much at the beginning when he's running around holding his ass.

Posted by malek on Apr-30-2008 03:28:

Coming back in a bus from Xelha near Cancun, the combination of AC and bad food made me want to shit very badly, it was liquid and it wanted to get out... so I started to hold my legs on the seat and I was freaking out, with cold sweats! My friends were lauhing hard, it wasn't funny... the bathroom in the bus was broken and there was no stop in sight ( another full hour to go! )... by miracle the bus decides to stop to pick some people at playa del carmen, i tell the guide that I have to shit right away or it'll be in the bus.

I never ran that fast in my life, i found a shitty ass mall, and I had really bad expectations as to the sanitary conditions of the bathrooms... I finally found the stalls, I push open the door! and it was spic n span!! what a relief!!!!!!! ahahahah

I think the guide told everyone about me, cause people were gigglin heheheh

Posted by Jake Benson on Apr-30-2008 10:12:

When I was a kid I took a dump in the grass at the park and it was really bright green.

Posted by Domesticated on Apr-30-2008 11:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Djsketchbag
UHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

ah fuck, that made me laugh hard.

Posted by Dr. DAS on Apr-30-2008 16:13:

I was in Florida when I was 14 with my family. We went deep sea fishing and somewhere between the motion of the ocean, the Taco Bell lunch and the fact I hadn't taken a dump in a day or two (this always happens to me on vacation) I felt the urge. Not just any old urge, I mean the full-on, red-flag waving, cramping, bloated, painful to tears kind of urge. Both heads on the boat were in use, so I stood there doing my best 'gottashit dance'. Finally, I couldn't take it anymore, I was practically in tears it hurt so bad...I whipped down my shorts, hung my ass over the railing while my dad held my arms to keep me from falling overboard and went for broke. And do I ever mean I went for broke. Now please keep in mind that the boat is rocking around and clipping along, heading for shore, which was just a faint line on the horizon.

It was a very light yellow/brown coloured soup that my dad described as 'looking very much like a clogged spray can', in that it came out almost in a mist. A few people saw what was going on, but said nothing. Bowels empty, I clean up with some napkins and get myself sorted out. Looking over the side of the boat, all you can see is this awful yellow smear down the whole side of the hull. When we docked, it was THAT side of the boat that was pulled up to the jetti and tied up, with everyone (and thier catches) forced to walk past my mark. And it stank...worse than the fishing pier, worse than the bait...it was all you could smell. I think my dad gave the guys some cash towards cleaning.

I wanted to die.

Posted by medinaM5 on Apr-30-2008 16:17:

if someone had a gun to your head and said " you dump you die"

Posted by Dr. DAS on Apr-30-2008 16:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Krypton
Probably running high school track. We had a pretty strict coach who sometimes wouldn't let us drink water. So asking to use the bathroom was a no no. I ended up shitting my pants for the team (in secret). Luckily I had a change of clothes...

I had an asshole english teacher who refused to let us use the washroom and locked the door to the classroom. I kept asking to go, he wouldn't let me. I waited for group work and tried to slink out the door unnoticed as he made rounds of the tables. I got caught and scolded.

So I pissed in the garbage can in the corner of the classroom. You should have seen/heard this guy when he saw me. I got suspended and my 'rents went and laid into the principal...because really it was that or piss my pants. My suspension lasted 2 hours, I was in class the next day. Door unlocked.

Score one for the little guy.

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Apr-30-2008 16:32:

I found that one of the most peculiar and annoying things about public school: the strict regulation of student's bowel functions.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Apr-30-2008 16:37:

That really is fucking weird...good call. So unhealthy too.

Posted by Dr. DAS on Apr-30-2008 17:07:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
That really is fucking weird...good call. So unhealthy too.

I was a popular subject of conversation for a while after that.

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