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ok man, heres what you need to do. take this to your counsellor and see what he says.

1. sort out your money. study part time if you have to, because you obviously can't handle it.
2. get a hair cut at a trendy place.
3. buy new clothes at a trendy place (one pair shoes, jeans and shirt will do). expensive doesn't mean it is good, remember that. i have a dolce t-shirt that looks like it was from k-mart... but i like it because it has batman on it.

by now, you will have gone up at least 2 points out of 10. you will also feel better about yourself, because humans are, essentially, materialistic shitbags.

4. get a gym membership and start going 3 days a week minimum.
5. go on myspace and chat up bitches. start on the uggers first and work your way up. be arrogant and manly, it works.
6. start drinking socially. you don't drink? wtf? no man gets poon without getting drunk first. didn't they teach you this in sex-ed?! it's the first thing you do before putting the condom on...
7. arrange to meet up with myspace girl at a club. you suck at socialising obviously, so it is best you just stfu and say as little as possible. don't try to be clever and smart, because you will fail. also, your efforts at talking will fail due to excessive volume. just "be fun" - take her hand and twirl her around for no reason etc.
8. get her drunk. get yourself drunk. don't get blind drunk though, just enough that you dont have any anxiety and have an excuse if things go badly. "ohhhhh... im so sorry, im so drunk".
9. start dancing. when people dance at clubs, they don't do the robot or macareena, they grind their pelvises together - dick to ass. try not to get a boner. wear jocks instead of boxers, because they will help to push it down if you do.
10. make out with her.

don't try to bone her on the first night. you wont succeed. instead, repeat the above as many times as necessary, until it is safe. also, you should always be the one taking control. don't expect a girl to kiss you or ask you to get your wee wee out for her. also, never ask to do something, you're supposed to time it so that you don't need to ask. asking is just going to fuck up the moment and she will say no.

"can i have sexor with you?"
"yes, i would like that."
"what position would you like?"
"well, i find doggy style works best for men with small penises."
"ok, let's do that then."
"cool! i'm so excited!"

...it will never happen.

never go on dates. dates are for idiots and people that have already boned. they are awkward, cost money, usually not that much fun and you are stuck with that person for at least another hour or two if it goes to shit. drunk meetings at clubs are where it is at. don't try to pickup AT clubs though, it's too hard. pickup chicks at house parties, school, etc. THEN take them to the club.

???

profit!

make sure you report back.
remember: if you don't take the risk, you don't get the reward. it is better to get denied than to get nothing at all. at least from a denial you know exactly what to NEVER DO AGAIN.

every rejection gets you one step close to success.

isn't that mellymel

who?

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Originally posted by BTG isn't that mellymel

i can't recognize her with her bike

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Originally posted by echosystm ok man, heres what you need to do. take this to your counsellor and see what he says. 1. sort out your money. study part time if you have to, because you obviously can't handle it. 2. get a hair cut at a trendy place. 3. buy new clothes at a trendy place (one pair shoes, jeans and shirt will do). expensive doesn't mean it is good, remember that. i have a dolce t-shirt that looks like it was from k-mart... but i like it because it has batman on it. by now, you will have gone up at least 2 points out of 10. you will also feel better about yourself, because humans are, essentially, materialistic shitbags. 4. get a gym membership and start going 3 days a week minimum. 5. go on myspace and chat up bitches. start on the uggers first and work your way up. be arrogant and manly, it works. 6. start drinking socially. you don't drink? wtf? no man gets poon without getting drunk first. didn't they teach you this in sex-ed?! it's the first thing you do before putting the condom on... 7. arrange to meet up with myspace girl at a club. you suck at socialising obviously, so it is best you just stfu and say as little as possible. don't try to be clever and smart, because you will fail. also, your efforts at talking will fail due to excessive volume. just "be fun" - take her hand and twirl her around for no reason etc. 8. get her drunk. get yourself drunk. don't get blind drunk though, just enough that you dont have any anxiety and have an excuse if things go badly. "ohhhhh... im so sorry, im so drunk". 9. start dancing. when people dance at clubs, they don't do the robot or macareena, they grind their pelvises together - dick to ass. try not to get a boner. wear jocks instead of boxers, because they will help to push it down if you do. 10. make out with her. don't try to bone her on the first night. you wont succeed. instead, repeat the above as many times as necessary, until it is safe. also, you should always be the one taking control. don't expect a girl to kiss you or ask you to get your wee wee out for her. also, never ask to do something, you're supposed to time it so that you don't need to ask. asking is just going to fuck up the moment and she will say no. "can i have sexor with you?" "yes, i would like that." "what position would you like?" "well, i find doggy style works best for men with small penises." "ok, let's do that then." "cool! i'm so excited!" ...it will never happen. never go on dates. dates are for idiots and people that have already boned. they are awkward, cost money, usually not that much fun and you are stuck with that person for at least another hour or two if it goes to shit. drunk meetings at clubs are where it is at. don't try to pickup AT clubs though, it's too hard. pickup chicks at house parties, school, etc. THEN take them to the club. ??? profit! make sure you report back. remember: if you don't take the risk, you don't get the reward. it is better to get denied than to get nothing at all. at least from a denial you know exactly what to NEVER DO AGAIN.

w3rd

oh and read: http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=455489&forumid=16&s=

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Originally posted by BTG isn't that mellymel

haha exactly what i was thinking

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Originally posted by ali92 My schedule is not busy at all right now so where are you getting that from?

If your schedule isn't busy, why don't you get a job?

Seriously, I have never understood people like you.

I have been in some pretty shitty situations, and some pretty tight binds, but I could never get myself to a point of complete hopelessness.

1. Go get a part time job and get your shit in order. No wonder you don't have a social life... people don't want to hang out with a whiny, poor ass, lazy person.

2. Clean yourself up. Get a stylish hair cut, and some nice clothes. Practice good hygiene, and wear some cologne.

3. Get a gym membership. Not only will this make you good with the ladies, it will boost your self-confidence, and it will make you feel better overall. Not to mention, working out helps with seratonin levels, which will help you out with mild depression.

4. Quit being unrealistic. A quality woman isn't going to be found at a "single woman store". You don't want to be doing something "futile", then quit staying at home and wanking to pictures online, and get the hell out and meet some people. Go places where people flock to (like clubs and bars), or maybe join some teams or groups at school. You aren't going to find a chick when you're all huddled up in your room.

5. Stop feeling bad for yourself and take control of your life. You're the only one who can make it better, and right now, you are making yourself feel like shit. Do something about it, and don't pity yourself because you're a dumbass. Nobody likes to hear someone whine about how tough life is when they are the sole reason their life is tough.

6. Be positive. Mind over matter. Seriously! You would be surprised at how much your life and mindset will change if you simply force yourself to think about things in a more positive way. Not to mention, people want to be around others who are happy and positive, and will go out of their way to avoid people who are negative.

7. Don't underestimate yourself. Sure, it's all easier said than done, but if you actually try, you can do it. Many others have, why can't you? Taking the risk, and putting up with a little hard work is worth the great benefits in the end. Don't give up before you even start.

8. Stop being such a total creep ass, and stop taking photos of unsuspecting chicks. That is weird, abnormal, creepy and wrong. Stop it.

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Originally posted by kamil here we go, a typical example, although this was one of the extremes. hot bitch with some obese american looking mcdonalds fanboy. i dont know, but they were definitely together.

Fuck this, I'm moving to Poland.

Compounding on the above advice, do drugs. If you have enough pills/coke/speed/whatever to share it around a little, chicks will be snorting lines off your dick in club carparks in no time. Being high as a kite also does wonders for your confidence levels.

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Originally posted by Taranis Fuck this, I'm moving to Poland.

Getting laid in poland is relatively easy. Flash your passport in public.

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Originally posted by Taranis Fuck this, I'm moving to Poland. Compounding on the above advice, do drugs. If you have enough pills/coke/speed/whatever to share it around a little, chicks will be snorting lines off your dick in club carparks in no time. Being high as a kite also does wonders for your confidence levels.

Selling drugs also solves money problem

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Originally posted by Taranis Being high as a kite also does wonders for your confidence levels.

Haha... My 1st serious relationship happened the night of my 1st pill. I bumped in to my manager from work (of the same age) at a hard trance club. Turns out we were both on our 1st pill but were trying to hide it (imagine the goss at work the following Monday). Anyway we admitted we were both fucked, even know it wasn't half obvious due to our lack of functionality, and started mackin. We turned in to a junkie couple, pilling twice a week out of no where. I used to be a self proclaimed "nerd" but completely changed after I hit the gear. I got out of it quick enough but my (ex) girlfriend stayed a junkie and I have only just finally gotten her out of my life. I don't regret takin the drugs because through a certain chain of events it got me where I am today including my current gorgeous girlfriend of 2 years. But it fucked me up pretty bad and lost a few friends and had problems with my family while I was on it. So to the OP if your not already on the shit try as hard as you can to stay away from it!! Alcohol is a much better (and more sociable) way of getting some temporary confidence!!

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Originally posted by Theresa If your schedule isn't busy, why don't you get a job? Seriously, I have never understood people like you. I have been in some pretty shitty situations, and some pretty tight binds, but I could never get myself to a point of complete hopelessness. 1. Go get a part time job and get your shit in order. No wonder you don't have a social life... people don't want to hang out with a whiny, poor ass, lazy person. 2. Clean yourself up. Get a stylish hair cut, and some nice clothes. Practice good hygiene, and wear some cologne. 3. Get a gym membership. Not only will this make you good with the ladies, it will boost your self-confidence, and it will make you feel better overall. Not to mention, working out helps with seratonin levels, which will help you out with mild depression. 4. Quit being unrealistic. A quality woman isn't going to be found at a "single woman store". You don't want to be doing something "futile", then quit staying at home and wanking to pictures online, and get the hell out and meet some people. Go places where people flock to (like clubs and bars), or maybe join some teams or groups at school. You aren't going to find a chick when you're all huddled up in your room. 5. Stop feeling bad for yourself and take control of your life. You're the only one who can make it better, and right now, you are making yourself feel like shit. Do something about it, and don't pity yourself because you're a dumbass. Nobody likes to hear someone whine about how tough life is when they are the sole reason their life is tough. 6. Be positive. Mind over matter. Seriously! You would be surprised at how much your life and mindset will change if you simply force yourself to think about things in a more positive way. Not to mention, people want to be around others who are happy and positive, and will go out of their way to avoid people who are negative. 7. Don't underestimate yourself. Sure, it's all easier said than done, but if you actually try, you can do it. Many others have, why can't you? Taking the risk, and putting up with a little hard work is worth the great benefits in the end. Don't give up before you even start. 8. Stop being such a total creep ass, and stop taking photos of unsuspecting chicks. That is weird, abnormal, creepy and wrong. Stop it.

Well first of all, do you know any good methods of getting a first job in over 4 years with about 5 to go for the degree? As far as the cleaning is concerned, you probably never saw me before so there's no place for judgement. I always keep clean and don't wear crap clothes unless you mean shorts whenever the temperature is higher than 15�C/59�F. The groups/teams at my school are mainly interest groups. I am a part of several and attend their meetings, though it's almost like another class with the amount of lecturing the management of those groups do. I can't be confident without an income so thsi is what I need to work on first & foremost. Chances are you saw my CV/resume in my previous post; is there anything else you think I should put on there that may convince potential employers that I am the person for the job?

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Originally posted by ali92 Well first of all, do you know any good methods of getting a first job in over 4 years with about 5 to go for the degree?

if you really have no work experience, unless you have connections it may be a bit tough to get a nice paying first job. you're going to have to bite the bullet like most teens do and work retail/fast food/any other place you see decently young people working. just drive around and look for signs saying "now hiring" (this usually means they are desperate for someone). there are plenty of jobs out there that will hire someone with no experience in any field.

if you're really lazy, you can even apply online to a lot of places. you seem like you need the $ asap though, so you're better off going in person.

then once you have a few months of experience, start looking for a newer, better job (don't quit your current job until you find a new one). during the interview most jobs will ask when you can start working, just tell them you are currently employed, but will give the 2 week notice once you get the job (or if it was a crappy job anyway that you don't care to put on your resume, you can just tell them you can start today and just tell your boss you quit).

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Originally posted by JD8180 if you really have no work experience, unless you have connections it may be a bit tough to get a nice paying first job. you're going to have to bite the bullet like most teens do and work retail/fast food/any other place you see decently young people working. just drive around and look for signs saying "now hiring" (this usually means they are desperate for someone). there are plenty of jobs out there that will hire someone with no experience in any field. if you're really lazy, you can even apply online to a lot of places. you seem like you need the $ asap though, so you're better off going in person. then once you have a few months of experience, start looking for a newer, better job (don't quit your current job until you find a new one). during the interview most jobs will ask when you can start working, just tell them you are currently employed, but will give the 2 week notice once you get the job (or if it was a crappy job anyway that you don't care to put on your resume, you can just tell them you can start today and just tell your boss you quit).

End of discussion, really.

is this revenge for that emo-corner.com thing a while back? Somebody needs to take away your shovel so you'll stop digging your own hole.

Haven't had a job in a while and have no degree? Starbucks. Waiter. Multi-platinum pop star. Buckle down and do what it takes. People are in far worse situations than you and they're doing what it takes to get out of it.

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Originally posted by 3F05Q People are in far worse situations than you and they're doing what it takes to get out of it.

too right.

This whole thread sounds to me like "oh woe is me, but I can't be fucked doing anything about it"

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Originally posted by Theresa If your schedule isn't busy, why don't you get a job? Seriously, I have never understood people like you. I have been in some pretty shitty situations, and some pretty tight binds, but I could never get myself to a point of complete hopelessness. (list)

I have actually done about half of the things on that list on the last 12 months or so, and still ain't getting pussy.

YOU'RE A FRAUD.

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Originally posted by Blahzaay Haha... My 1st serious relationship happened the night of my 1st pill. I bumped in to my manager from work (of the same age) at a hard trance club. Turns out we were both on our 1st pill but were trying to hide it (imagine the goss at work the following Monday).

Awesome.

I take videos of homeless people when they go on cussing spurts. It's the best comedy realty TV show ever. I also took a video of this tranny hooker last night. She was CRUUUUUUNK!

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Originally posted by noikeee I have actually done about half of the things on that list on the last 12 months or so, and still ain't getting pussy. YOU'RE A FRAUD.

Because you say dumb shit like this, and are probably an insecure knob around girls.

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Originally posted by ali92 Well first of all, do you know any good methods of getting a first job in over 4 years with about 5 to go for the degree? As far as the cleaning is concerned, you probably never saw me before so there's no place for judgement. I always keep clean and don't wear crap clothes unless you mean shorts whenever the temperature is higher than 15�C/59�F. The groups/teams at my school are mainly interest groups. I am a part of several and attend their meetings, though it's almost like another class with the amount of lecturing the management of those groups do. I can't be confident without an income so thsi is what I need to work on first & foremost. Chances are you saw my CV/resume in my previous post; is there anything else you think I should put on there that may convince potential employers that I am the person for the job?

You're just looking for excuses. Instead of finding the flaws in the plan, just do it. If that means taking a minimum wage job to make some flow... do it. If that means going to a shitty ass team/group at school and listening to lectures - do it. Quit finding excuses for not taking action for your own life, and get off your damn ass and do something.

P.S. I made no judgments. I just gave some generic tips on how to get yourself out of a shitty situation.

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Originally posted by Theresa Because you say dumb shit like this, and are probably an insecure knob around girls. You're just looking for excuses. Instead of finding the flaws in the plan, just do it. If that means taking a minimum wage job to make some flow... do it. If that means going to a shitty ass team/group at school and listening to lectures - do it. Quit finding excuses for not taking action for your own life, and get off your damn ass and do something. P.S. I made no judgments. I just gave some generic tips on how to get yourself out of a shitty situation.

Well 4.5 years of job searching in person, on-line, and calls and no hires even on those simple/youth positions that that claim help wanted/now hiring/etc may indicate that I am doing something wrong and am not aware. Getting denied work after applying to hundreds of places over 4.5 years even from positions where experience is not required may indicate that I am not doing something right, wouldn't you agree?

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Originally posted by Theresa Because you say dumb shit like this, and are probably an insecure knob around girls.

Awwwww got sand in your vagina today?

but you're right

I've been a bit worried about you for quite a few years now, Ivan. You should really get some professional help (if you want to change, that is).

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