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Posted by SuspicionVandit on Mar-20-2008 18:39:

never heard of it
http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/...-topic-overview

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What are the symptoms?

The most common symptoms of mono are a high fever, a severe sore throat, swollen glands and tonsils, and weakness and fatigue. Symptoms usually start 4 to 6 weeks after you are exposed to the virus.

Mono can cause the spleen to swell. Severe pain in the upper left part of your belly may mean that your spleen has burst. This is an emergency.

In rare cases, the penis retracts into the body and testicles secrete a purple, acid-like substance requiring surgical removal

Posted by barbina on Mar-20-2008 18:47:

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Originally posted by tubularbills
so, i've been sick since about saturday...doctor thought it was strep. got the penicilin shot on tuesday. didn't feel better. went back this morning. got bloodwork done. got a phone call just now.

I HAVE FUCKING MONO

FUCK

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

i'm sure plenty of you whores out there have had it....so how the fuck am i supposed to protect my spleen?

eewwwww good thing i dont live near youu
im a whore and ive never had mono
feel better though <3

Posted by wotyzoid on Mar-20-2008 18:52:

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Originally posted by barbina
eewwwww good thing i dont live near youu
im a whore and ive never had mono
feel better though <3

That's only because girls brush their teeth, and no I'm not talking about you. I know it 'cuz I've never kissed another man like tubular has, only fags and straight girls have mono....everyone knows that.

Posted by XaNaX on Mar-20-2008 19:16:

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Originally posted by tubularbills
(the ones that can be found in random drug tests the AF likes to do )

fuck random drug tests. that shit right there eliminated any possibility of me joining the military

Posted by Palladium on Mar-20-2008 21:36:

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quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
so, i've been sick since about saturday...doctor thought it was strep. got the penicilin shot on tuesday. didn't feel better. went back this morning. got bloodwork done. got a phone call just now.

I HAVE FUCKING MONO

FUCK

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

i'm sure plenty of you whores out there have had it....so how the fuck am i supposed to protect my spleen?

MONO? is that a new way to call aids?

edit: you're fucked

Posted by silene on Mar-21-2008 02:34:

I might have it too...
I shouldn't have kissed that guy for free pills.

Posted by tubularbills on Mar-21-2008 02:47:

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Originally posted by wotyzoid
only fags and straight girls have mono....everyone knows that.

let me guess, you probably think the same thing about aids too.

in any case, i just slept for 7 hours. woke up, had two pieces of pizza, and now, i'm kinda sleepy again! FUCK ! lol this sucks

Posted by Lucas-K on Mar-21-2008 02:47:

quote:
Originally posted by silene
I might have it too...
I shouldn't have kissed that guy for free pills.

Lol you drug whore.

Posted by iammesol on Mar-21-2008 02:48:

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Originally posted by tubularbills

let me guess, you probably think the same thing about aids too.

in any case, i just slept for 7 hours. woke up, had two pieces of pizza, and now, i'm kinda sleepy again! FUCK ! lol this sucks

Fight it Will...

FIGHT IT!

Posted by tubularbills on Mar-21-2008 02:50:

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Originally posted by iammesol
Fight it Will...

FIGHT IT!

i'm trying. i just bought a plane ticket to chicago for my buddy's wedding in may.

i'm kinda hungry again now, i'm gonna scrounge around for food. if i don't come back soon, it means that i fell asleep in my kitchen

Posted by heathen on Mar-21-2008 03:30:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
LOL FUCK I FEEL SO DUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRTY NOW

That' HoT.
So you can't kiss anyone for... how many days???

Posted by tubularbills on Mar-21-2008 03:32:

quote:
Originally posted by heathen
That' HoT.
So you can't kiss anyone for... how many days???

baby i can kiss you all night long if you want. come here and sample my germs

Posted by iammesol on Mar-21-2008 03:32:

but you're gonna' get stereo!

Posted by heathen on Mar-21-2008 03:36:

quote:
Originally posted by iammesol
but you're gonna' get f*cked!

what's the addy?

Posted by enfernaw on Mar-21-2008 03:58:

i've had it 6 times. one of the unfortunate ones that get it chronically

each time, i lost no less then 35 lbs

Posted by tubularbills on Mar-21-2008 03:59:

quote:
Originally posted by enfernaw
i've had it 6 times. one of the unfortunate ones that get it chronically

each time, i lost no less then 35 lbs

WHAT?!?!!?

CRHONOIC MONO?!?!?! i don't want that shit!!!!

the dr said it was good that i had an appetite

Posted by enfernaw on Mar-21-2008 04:09:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
WHAT?!?!!?

CRHONOIC MONO?!?!?! i don't want that shit!!!!

the dr said it was good that i had an appetite

yeah i had an appetite for 6 weeks. but my tonsils are swollen so much they were TOUCHING

Posted by tubularbills on Mar-21-2008 04:19:

quote:
Originally posted by enfernaw
yeah i had an appetite for 6 weeks. but my tonsils are swollen so much they were TOUCHING

suck man. mine are swollen right now, but not that bad.

Posted by PoisonJam19 on Mar-21-2008 23:29:

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quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
doctor thought it was strep. got the penicilin shot on tuesday. didn't feel better. went back this morning. got bloodwork done. got a phone call just now.

I HAVE FUCKING MONO

Whoa, the exact same situation happened to me when I got mono last year. Doc said it was strep, so I took meds for strep. When I wasn't getting better I went to another doctor who confirmed I actually had mono. Weird.

Posted by tubularbills on Mar-22-2008 00:17:

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Originally posted by PoisonJam19
Whoa, the exact same situation happened to me when I got mono last year. Doc said it was strep, so I took meds for strep. When I wasn't getting better I went to another doctor who confirmed I actually had mono. Weird.

so wtf did you do? how long did it last?

Posted by shaw on Mar-22-2008 01:10:

I've been coughing everything back up for the past 3 days. ^5.

Posted by Ted Promo on Mar-22-2008 01:13:

Never had mono. I always carry this preconceived notion that it's Herpes Jr.

Posted by tubularbills on Mar-22-2008 01:20:

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Originally posted by inconspicuous
I've been coughing everything back up for the past 3 days. ^5.

ooo, stuff coming up, that's definitely stereo

quote:
Originally posted by Ted Promo
Never had mono. I always carry this preconceived notion that it's Herpes Jr.

awesome

Posted by Ted Promo on Mar-22-2008 01:22:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
ooo, stuff coming up, that's definitely stereo

Or bulimia; someone call Calista Flockhart!

Posted by Lilith on Mar-22-2008 04:11:

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