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Posted by Sykonee on Apr-01-2008 21:30:

Reading that Schulz thread, it's kind of funny seeing so many people willing to side with Markus. Can't help but wonder what a similar post from him would yield from TA these days.


Posted by Tt1 on Apr-02-2008 00:18:

@ The Luxor Thread





I've only made it to page 3 of that thread and I can barely contain my laughter...I WILL spend the next few minutes reading the rest...

....and If shit like that keeps up, I will definitely die laughing to death @ the TA forums.


Posted by Tt1 on Apr-02-2008 00:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Col
Ahh yes, "Lord Of Bass"!

Being who I am, I found the prospect of hearing a track so full of bass that the hihats are no longer audible utterly arousing, and hence jumped at the chance to download this heavily hyped single, "DANCE..UNTIL YOU DROP DEAD!!"

The use of upper case letters and the suffix of two exclamation marks had me, quite literally, salivating with anticipation. The image of "Lord Of Bass" present on the site also caught my glance, and I decided that should there be anyone in the world worthy of carrying such a graceful title, it would be a man with that kind of bold figure and noble facial complexion.

However, I was painfully disappointed at this production. The first thing to jump out at you in this track is the simple breakbeat, consisting of a heavily distorted kick drum and a fairly standard snare. This unbelievably retarded combination of elements reminded me of sitting on the lavatory after a night of drinking.

My disgust soon turned to absolute hysteria upon hearing the clich�d pitched-down "hardstyle" voice chanting for me to "dance, dance" until I "drop dead". I'm not entirely sure why the word "dance" was repeated, but this may have been some kind of rhythmic device, similar to those used in homosexual nightclubs from the early 90s.

Lyrically, this track intrigued me. Could such a blistering complexion of sounds really cause me to "drop dead"? And if so, why exactly would I want to end my life at such a peak of euphoria? The dreary 6 remaining minutes of this piece answered both questions.

As the gated sawtooth melody tore its way into the foreground, I began to call my own existence into question. Why am I here? Why am I listening to a host of such ridiculously penetrative noises? Why did I even bother to download an mp3 from someone with the name of "Lord Of Bass"? As feelings of remorse and even depression began to sweep my insides, I began searching for the nearest sharp instrument.

However, around the 8:10 mark, this track starts to improve dramatically. All the sounds fade to silence, and the listener is presented with 12 blank seconds, presumably which the producer forgot to remove at the end of his piece. This felt almost like making love to a beautiful woman after being whipped with spiked ropes for 8 minutes, and I quickly found myself experiencing a natural high.

To conclude, I would certainly not recommend this production to everyone. In fact, I would not recommend it to anyone. I would actually be very wary of this critically-acclaimed "Lord Of Bass" and his Amiga 500 music.



That has got to be the best post ever!


Posted by Psiweaver on Apr-02-2008 02:16:

The Dave Piazza thing was hilarious when it happened. You should check it out for a trip down TA memory lane. The DJ Luxor thread is amazing as well.


Posted by Tt1 on Apr-02-2008 02:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Psiweaver
The Dave Piazza thing was hilarious when it happened. You should check it out for a trip down TA memory lane. The DJ Luxor thread is amazing as well.


Link to the Piazza thread, please?


Posted by Airbase on Apr-02-2008 13:15:

quote:
Originally posted by bigjimslade002
i remember the dresden incident being that he read a review by an nyta girl in which she slammed him and he thought he was a friend of hers or something and confronted her about it through chat.in which she then turned around and posted the chat log for everyone to read.i think thats how it went down its been awhile.


Hands down the best(worst depending on who you ask) flame post with a producer i ever saw here was early on in TA in which Airbase posted a thread attacking the site and Swamper for putting one of his songs up for download(a common practice at that time).

Swamper stated that he misunderstood a conversation he had with him and would remove it immediately but other TA's took it upon themselves to defend the site and Swamper and a huge flame war erupted against Airbase eventually driving him off the site for a while,but even when he came back the damage was done in a lot of TA's eyes.

To this day a lot of TA's i know who dont like Airbase point out that thread as one of the reasons they dont like him, and i remember one TA took it upon himself to post negative comments and reviews against Airbase in every thread he started or was mentioned in,sometimes going head to head against Airbase himself in many threads,in which surprisingly the TA came out looking the better.

There were a lot of flame threads about it afterwards which im sure with some searching they can be located.


I honestly have no recollection of this what so ever... Are you sure you mean Airbase and not Airwave or something else Air-y?


Posted by MeLLyMeL on Apr-02-2008 14:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Psiweaver
The Dave Piazza thing was hilarious when it happened. You should check it out for a trip down TA memory lane. The DJ Luxor thread is amazing as well.
I posted the "Message from Dave Piazza Thread" Unless you are talking about something different

quote:
Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
I am convinced that Markus thread in MD was deleted.

Dammit! I tried searching everything.


JK!

Found Markus Thread

& just because all the threads I found happen to start with "A message from [insert name here]

This is Dave Piazza's thread


Airbase- It's been a few years so I assume it was Airwave.

Ppl who post "stories" should look for the threads!


Posted by bas on Apr-02-2008 14:07:


Posted by Ygrene on Apr-02-2008 14:21:

quote:
Originally posted by bas


I want to marry you for posting this.


Posted by bas on Apr-02-2008 15:09:

It's so awesome.


Posted by Dj Skez on Apr-02-2008 15:36:

quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
Oliver Lieb got some heat for not being himself






That alt worked for a while, especially the great review and praise that I gave to the Digital Blonde album. The ass kissing pms and MD posts received had me entertained for weeks. Had that shit going great for a while till a mod exposed my IP address, seems that it didn't match that of Frankfurt, Germany. But it's nothing compared to the LORD OF BASS & Dave Dresden threads, pure gold.


Posted by Tt1 on Apr-02-2008 18:45:

quote:
Originally posted by bas


That is amazing!


Posted by _Ocean_Drive_ on Apr-03-2008 08:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
I want to marry you for posting this.



LOL!!! ROFFLECOPTER!


Posted by Darkarbiter on Apr-03-2008 08:25:

quote:
Originally posted by bas

oh my god


Posted by whiskers on May-01-2008 01:30:

All right, added Tenaglia to the list and alphabetized the names


Posted by iammesol on May-01-2008 01:33:

quote:
Originally posted by bas




Posted by geroin on Oct-15-2008 15:51:

jenifer renee


Posted by winston on Oct-15-2008 16:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Tt1
All those threads gave me a great laugh and they also teach a very valuable lesson....


Don't fuck with the meatheads @ TA!! lol....just kidding. On a more serious note, it's just comedy!


Posted by bas on Oct-15-2008 16:38:

quote:
Originally posted by bas

Where did I find this?! This is awesome!


Posted by nchs09 on Oct-15-2008 16:53:


Posted by whiskers on Oct-15-2008 17:04:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09


i think Armin belongs in his own little category, perhaps on a household utility made by Hoover


Posted by Yohan on Oct-15-2008 17:43:

for the life of me i can't find the carl cox chop pics


Posted by XaNaX on Oct-15-2008 17:45:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
Where did I find this?! This is awesome!


i dunno man but it was pure fucking gold


Posted by woscar on Oct-15-2008 17:59:

quote:
Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
I thought of more... I'm sure Mike Foyle had one when he started posting but who knows what the flame was about. lol


Here's the Mike Foyle thread


Posted by woscar on Oct-15-2008 18:09:

This is ONE of the Santiago Nino debacles...I can't find the website scandal

Edit: Here's another one


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