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Posted by elFreak on Mar-30-2008 05:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Ryunosuke
I'm curious what some of these lovely ladies see in these men. Most of them dont have any real professional prospects. 30-40 years from now as these women approach retirement do they really want to be eating tv dinners with these guys, who you know will have that beer belly, in some dinky little apartment living paycheck to paycheck? Wouldn't you want to meet a more studious fellow (med student, law student, MBA student, etc) who will have that nice house by the beach and the exotics in the garage?

confidence...women dig confidence...and as funny looking as these dudes are they have it. Professional prospects get you no tang if you are shaking like a leaf and afraid to initiate contact. Walking into a place and acting like you own it makes chicks get undressed.

lmao at exotics in the garage...its been awhile (if ever) hasn't it?

Posted by narcism on Mar-30-2008 05:27:

quote:
Originally posted by jerZ07002
Despite what many would have you believe, a guido must be italian. the spread of the "guido" has to do with the mafia link and the romanticism of the mafia in the US. Now we see kids of all ethnic groups emulating the look. i don't know much about muzzas, but apparently they describe various ethnic groups.

muzza generally is someone from a european background

Posted by echosystm on Mar-30-2008 05:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Ryunosuke
Wouldn't you want to meet a more studious fellow (med student, law student, MBA student, etc) who will have that nice house by the beach and the exotics in the garage?

LOL.

Posted by jerZ07002 on Mar-30-2008 05:46:

quote:
Originally posted by narcism
muzza generally is someone from a european background

but it's not exclusive to italians. a guido specifically refers to an italian, anyone else is a wannabe.

Posted by Audious on Mar-30-2008 12:27:

Posted by Mmanu on Mar-30-2008 14:03:

Re: Re: Re: Guidos

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
I know a guy with a Nike symbol tattooed on his arm. It's so fucking sad.

About a year ago I saw a guy with nike logos all over the place, with at least 8 on the chest.

Carrot head wins everytime I see it

Posted by tjpatel on Mar-30-2008 14:30:

SWEEDOS - a name combined from the location where these tools live (Sweden) and of their mancrushes from New Jersey, the Guidos. Saturating Stockholm clubs with hair gel, hair spray, and anal lube, Sweedos are typically younger than the Guidos. Born from rich parents who never forced them to do any remotely difficult job in life, Sweedos never properly developed testicles and are often gender-confused. Unlike the Guidos, Sweedos do not display dissonance between their looks and their actions. Whereas Guidos try to look metrosexual while simultaneously trying to look tough (often producing very hilarious results), Sweedos both look and act metrosexual, which is often misperceived by some as being straight. Sweedos are also world-renowned for their uncanny ability to remind many men of a girl who they used to have a crush on.

Famous Sweedos - Cloud from Final Fantasy VII

Posted by Meat187 on Mar-30-2008 14:43:

This thread makes me cringe everytime I open it.

Posted by shapes on Mar-31-2008 02:03:

Posted by chimera66 on Mar-31-2008 02:31:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
confidence...women dig confidence...and as funny looking as these dudes are they have it. Professional prospects get you no tang if you are shaking like a leaf and afraid to initiate contact. Walking into a place and acting like you own it makes chicks get undressed.

lmao at exotics in the garage...its been awhile (if ever) hasn't it?

sadly enough i agree with you on the confidence thing, most of us are attracted to. i on the other hand don't give a shit about how confident they are and i can't help but snicker when i've been approached by a guido. i prefer to see them anywhere but at a club/edm event. with that said more pictures please

Posted by Jake Benson on Mar-31-2008 04:53:

Re: Guidos

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Ok the one on my right is totally my type. Just so you guys know so you know like what kind of guys to hook me up with k?

Posted by silene on Mar-31-2008 05:00:

^^ call me, love. <3

Posted by Fledz on Mar-31-2008 11:28:

quote:
Originally posted by tjpatel
Famous Sweedos - Cloud from Final Fantasy VII

I lol'd so much

Posted by elFreak on Mar-31-2008 13:42:

quote:
Originally posted by chimera66
sadly enough i agree with you on the confidence thing, most of us are attracted to. i on the other hand don't give a shit about how confident they are and i can't help but snicker when i've been approached by a guido. i prefer to see them anywhere but at a club/edm event. with that said more pictures please

yeah i didn't mean it in the guido sense, and i do also think that there is a line between cocky and confident. All i was implying is that if you are nice, and act like you are in the drivers seat (instead of buying drink after drink and acting like you have a kick me sign on your back) you can usually expect at least a good convo and maybe some digits. If the physical part clicks when then maybe you will see how her ass fits as a hat

Posted by Moral Hazard on Mar-31-2008 14:21:

Re: Re: Guidos

quote:
Originally posted by Palladium

did he tattoo the american eagle on his hand?

I'm pretty sure that's an "x" drawn on his hand in marker... like they put on under-agers at all-ages parties to signify they cannot be served alcohol.

Posted by smakmagik on Mar-31-2008 14:24:

Why are they always puckering their lips?

Posted by GTS3gEclipse on May-23-2008 15:21:

This is a kid I work with. He's not in today because he had to get down to the Jersey shore to start fist pumping extra early. He's in the blue shirt.

Posted by kr00t0n on May-23-2008 15:57:

quote:
Originally posted by smakmagik
Why are they always puckering their lips?

To indicate how much they suck?

Posted by bananas on May-23-2008 16:30:

jesus fucking christ these pics are amzing

Posted by Gauss on May-23-2008 16:37:

In all seriousness... Are those tools actually males?

Posted by whiskers on May-23-2008 16:40:

This thread is severely lacking in images of Lee Hotti

Posted by lacksesepsotygh on May-23-2008 16:46:

living in stockholm, i can't say i've encountered many sweedo people yet. i guess they don't fancy warehouse techno with canned beer and no coat-holders :]

Posted by bananas on May-23-2008 16:48:

quote:
Originally posted by whiskers
This thread is severely lacking in images of Lee Hotti

lol lee hotti, i remember they had a site on geocities or smth ;D

Posted by hooknife on May-23-2008 17:38:

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Posted by Gauss on May-23-2008 17:51:

quote:
Originally posted by whiskers
This thread is severely lacking in images of Lee Hotti

Too bad that site dedicated to him is down...

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