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Posted by Moral Hazard on Mar-31-2008 15:14:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Just pull your dick out and point at all like "Eh? EH??"

One of my buddies tried that one... he spent the night in the drunk tank.

Posted by ChemEnhanced on Mar-31-2008 15:19:

The number one pick up line in the United States is

"Wanna Fuck"

Posted by magikb on Mar-31-2008 17:18:

quote:
Originally posted by FunkyCrew
that IS very cute, I think it would work on me

Haha, it worked too! I was also wearing my apron..and this was outside of work

- Cribby

Posted by DiskoBiskit on Mar-31-2008 17:45:

My friend was asked once if she "worked on a chicken farm" as she looked like she was good at raising cocks.... lmfao

Posted by exstasie on Mar-31-2008 18:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Dj Smitty20
what does being gay have to do with it? just curious.

I haven't blown it in less than 5 minutes since I was 16. Especially with the necessary use of condoms which dull the crap out of it. Anyway....

It was a joke in reference to 'men fucking suck'...

I don't know about you..but 'most' straight men don't suck haha...

Posted by Ania_xox on Mar-31-2008 18:18:

I dated this guy that I met at a club in Burlington and he never let me live down the "line" I used on him the first time we saw eachother.

I don't remember this and I sometimes think he made it up lol

Apparently I was dancing alone then walked up to him, trashed as fuck, looking all sad and said:
"I lost my friends... will you be my friend?"

Posted by CAKE on Mar-31-2008 18:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox

"I lost my friends... will you be my friend?"

LoL

Posted by infinity HiGH on Mar-31-2008 18:24:

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck? "

Posted by UmmiE on Mar-31-2008 18:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox

"I lost my friends... will you be my friend?"

There's another one like that its more like:-

" I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight? " (puppy face)

Posted by ChemEnhanced on Mar-31-2008 18:29:

I was dating this one girl years ago and I loved the way she brought up having sex.

"So, we;ve been dating for 5 hours now....I think its time to fuck."

Posted by exstasie on Mar-31-2008 18:33:

This isn't a pick up line, but a comeback after you get rejected haha...

a friend told me this one haha...

Guy: "Hey, can I buy you a drink?"

Girl: "Um, NO"

Guy: "Oh, i'm sorry, i guess you miss heard me. I said you were fucking ugly!"

Posted by Ania_xox on Mar-31-2008 18:44:

quote:
Originally posted by exstasie
This isn't a pick up line, but a comeback after you get rejected haha...

a friend told me this one haha...

Guy: "Hey, can I buy you a drink?"

Girl: "Um, NO"

Guy: "Oh, i'm sorry, i guess you miss heard me. I said you were fucking ugly!"

hahahahahahahahahhahaaa
that's gold

PS. I know guys have their own methods for this kind of thing, but here is my advice RE: buying girl a drink/shot:

Don't just offer randomly b/c it's kinda creepy
Integrate the offer amid active conversation/dancing
Don't make a huge show of it
"Lets go get a drink" > "Can I buy you a drink"

Posted by The Highroller on Mar-31-2008 18:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
"Lets go get a drink" > "Can I buy you a drink"

lol, I find this hilarious.

Posted by Ania_xox on Mar-31-2008 18:56:

quote:
Originally posted by The Highroller
lol, I find this hilarious.

Pourquoi Monsieur Graham Cracker?

PS. Tu me trouves pretty hilarious, n'est-ce pas? as this is the third time you have made such a comment

Posted by The Highroller on Mar-31-2008 19:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
Pourquoi Monsieur Graham Cracker?

PS. Tu me trouves pretty hilarious, n'est-ce pas? as this is the third time you have made such a comment

Is it?

In regards to what I quoted, why don't you explain why saying, "Let's go get a drink," would be better than, "Can I buy you a drink"?

Posted by Jem_hadar on Mar-31-2008 19:47:

quote:
Originally posted by marcusus
Top class effort I thought

Seriously. ^5 to that one marcus!

Posted by Silky Johnson on Mar-31-2008 23:23:

quote:
Originally posted by DiskoBiskit
My friend was asked once if she "worked on a chicken farm" as she looked like she was good at raising cocks.... lmfao

My response: That would be a ROOSTER farm, dummy.

Posted by Axer on Apr-01-2008 04:39:

jeezz! i'm not trying to get into your pants! lol

Posted by Cosmic Fur on Apr-01-2008 04:45:

quote:
Originally posted by The Highroller
Is it?

In regards to what I quoted, why don't you explain why saying, "Let's go get a drink," would be better than, "Can I buy you a drink"?

It sounds more casual - it's something you'd say to your friends, even if you were the one buying.

Posted by zoogla on Apr-01-2008 04:48:

"Let's have sex in my convertible under the stars"

/thread

Posted by zeKsg on Apr-01-2008 05:05:

I actually used this comeback once, when I opened a set of a few girls and one of the girls said something along the lines of "you can leave now"

I responded with something like "I have got you figured out, I know you just wanna check out my fine ass as I am leaving." Her friends started laughing it actually worked out pretty well...

Not a pickup line though.. lol fun times...

Posted by Ania_xox on Apr-01-2008 05:39:

quote:
Originally posted by fayraree
"Let's have sex in my convertible under the stars"

/thread

Pish Posh Fahad!
Just cuz you have sexy material assets (and I don't just mean your automobile )

some of us peasants have to rely soley on words and body language

that's how I hooked you, remember? It was like a Blank and Jones video

HOLLAAAAAAA

Posted by love_child on Apr-01-2008 06:36:

Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.

Posted by Ozmozis on Apr-01-2008 15:52:

From the looks of your arm hair you must be Italian...

Posted by afterhrsgurl on Apr-01-2008 19:28:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie

i think you mentioned in one of your posts you're studying nursing so this is what i would say to you:
I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away

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