Why are gay guys so fem and ugly?

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Posted by josh rising on May-08-2008 21:09:

jake, you know i understand. i hate gay guys. all the ones i find are always "too busy" with college and 5,000 jobs (seriously) that they lead me on to thinking we'll date, and we don't and they end up just hooking up w/ me instead because i'm misled by the prospect of a relationship that never comes. it's bullshit. especially cos i'm really, really, really conservative (which of course isn't a good thing in the gay scene) and i make it clear that i won't do shit with a guy unless i'm dating them, so they just pretend that we'll eventually date so they can get inside my pants. i hate it.

this guy i'm kinda with right now... can't even begin. it's a neverending cycle of gay bullshit.

oh yeah, you know i'm really skinny though right? not cos i'm gay, but cos my metabolism is really fast. i also hate that gay guys think i'm automatically feminine just cos i'm skinny, but some of the biggest and most ripped gay guys have the girliest voices and swish around like there's no tomorrow, and they would act all shocked when i talk and i actually have a deep voice and a southern accent. fuck them!

bottom line: just date me jake!

Posted by tubularbills on May-08-2008 21:15:

Re: Re: Why are gay guys so fem and ugly?

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Originally posted by david.michael

c0r version: I want Jake Benson to send me gay videos of himself.

+1 (although i've talked to him before and he doesn't sound that gay]

i don't know if thats a compliment or not, seriously.

Posted by josh rising on May-08-2008 21:19:

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Originally posted by tubularbills
+1 (although i've talked to him before and he doesn't sound that gay]

i don't know if thats a compliment or not, seriously.
that brings up a good point actually, mr. bills. i HATE when gay guys say they're "masculine" or "straight acting" (which makes no sense, if you're "straight acting" that means you should be chasing a vagina, not a dick), and then they really aren't. and their major is nursing or interior design, they talk gay and they stick their ass out whenever they walk. fucking d-bags.

sorry.

Posted by tubularbills on May-08-2008 21:23:

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Originally posted by josh rising
that brings up a good point actually, mr. bills. i HATE when gay guys say they're "masculine" or "straight acting" (which makes no sense, if you're "straight acting" that means you should be chasing a vagina, not a dick), and then they really aren't. and their major is nursing or interior design, they talk gay and they stick their ass out whenever they walk. fucking d-bags.

sorry.

but you can be masculine and still like it in the butt, am i right? i mean, does masculinity have to involve pounding vag?

Posted by josh rising on May-08-2008 21:24:

no, you're totally right. it just bothers me when certain gay guys SAY they're masculine / "straight acting" but they're really not.

eta: jake, i say "i know right?" but not in that annoying gay way that i know you mean. i know str8 guys who say it too tho.

Posted by Jake Benson on May-09-2008 00:53:

Oh Josh, you can say "I know right" and I'll let Tubularbills get away with saying it too. Also, I just clump every skinny gay guy in the "bad" category here in LA because the skinny ones are likely the flaming models for elongated shoulders, bad posture, etc. I've met some hot skinny gay (and str8) guys before.

David Michael, this has been a growing fantasy for me to post videos of myself either gay bashing homosexuals, straight bashing heterosexuals, or both at the same time. It will happen soon.

Posted by tubularbills on May-09-2008 01:20:

Posted by david.michael on May-09-2008 01:35:

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Originally posted by Jake Benson
David Michael, this has been a growing fantasy for me to post videos of myself either gay bashing homosexuals, straight bashing heterosexuals, or both at the same time. It will happen soon.

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

Posted by josh rising on May-09-2008 02:32:

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Originally posted by Jake Benson
Oh Josh, you can say "I know right" and I'll let Tubularbills get away with saying it too. Also, I just clump every skinny gay guy in the "bad" category here in LA because the skinny ones are likely the flaming models for elongated shoulders, bad posture, etc. I've met some hot skinny gay (and str8) guys before.

awesome thanks jake. i appreciate that. i've been trying to stop saying it too b/c i know it's a tool-ish phrase but i just can't. it just fits too many vague scenarios.

maybe you should just move out of los angeles. i'm pretty sure that's the worst major city (in the US at least) for quality (not quantity) of gay guys. or at least it seems that way. after i graduate i'm moving back to tampa where all the gay guys there are pretty similar to me, i'm not sure if that'd be your scene but who knows!!!

Posted by chimera66 on May-09-2008 04:01:

jake you sound like my roommate...hates the outwardly annoying ass gay guys BUT his "boyfriend" is a fairy princess that i want to punch in the face. either way good luck finding a good guy...now you sound like the 30 something women i work with

Posted by Jake Benson on May-09-2008 04:02:

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Originally posted by josh rising
maybe you should just move out of los angeles. i'm pretty sure that's the worst major city (in the US at least) for quality (not quantity) of gay guys. or at least it seems that way. after i graduate i'm moving back to tampa where all the gay guys there are pretty similar to me, i'm not sure if that'd be your scene but who knows!!!

I want to so bad but haven't found a good enough job or college outside yet. LA is just about the most soul-less city I've ever been to, mostly thanks to the actor-model transplants that carry over their fake courtesy and scoff and honest negativity like a Stepford housewife. I want to move to a decent city where gays are not caught up in small-town-minded drama (that drives me crazy). You know what drama I'm talking about, like "hey you must be jake? I saw you at [gay] club on [6-18 months ago]. Yeah you dated this guy and that guy and had sex with so and so. I hear your penis is just average. Is it true that you microwave platipus babies because someone told me who heard it from someone who heard..." <-- this is why gay people are going to hell.

I feel like my only options are Chicago and New York. Or of course any city in Canada eh.

Posted by Jake Benson on May-09-2008 04:04:

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Originally posted by chimera66
jake you sound like my roommate...hates the outwardly annoying ass gay guys BUT his "boyfriend" is a fairy princess that i want to punch in the face. either way good luck finding a good guy...now you sound like the 30 something women i work with

You are about the FIFTH person to say you know a gay guy like me. It appears my generation hates the stereotypes and I'm glad. FYI I *could* tolerate a fem guy if he (1) backed it up with wits and intelligence, and (2) was Latino (they can get away with anything and still look sexy).

Posted by Krypton on May-09-2008 04:43:

Posted by Jake Benson on May-09-2008 06:00:

Awwww Krypton, you are so pretty.

Posted by david.michael on May-09-2008 14:20:

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Originally posted by chimera66
gay guys BUT

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Originally posted by chimera66
ass gay

Posted by tubularbills on May-09-2008 21:02:

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Originally posted by Jake Benson
(1) backed up

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