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Posted by Sunsnail on Jun-28-2008 03:33:

their feet are specially adapted for grasping branches. it's hard for them to walk across hard flat surfaces.

whats the point of this thread

Posted by Intuition on Jun-28-2008 04:47:

To gain vast amounts of relative and important knowledge.

Can you lick your elbow?

Posted by aquila on Jun-28-2008 05:00:

I'm licking something and it's not my elbow.

What have I just found on the sole of my foot?

Posted by Sushipunk on Jun-28-2008 05:12:

quote:
Originally posted by aquila
I'm licking something and it's not my elbow.

What have I just found on the sole of my foot?

Your tongue.

How many beers will I have tonight?

Posted by BTG on Jun-28-2008 06:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
Your tongue.

How many beers will I have tonight?

eleventy

Posted by Sunsnail on Jun-28-2008 06:19:

How do I become smart?

Posted by Sushipunk on Jun-28-2008 06:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
How do I become smart?

You need to drink smart juice.

Why are there still mosquitoes here in June?

Posted by Sunsnail on Jun-28-2008 06:38:

Evolution

How can I increase my libido

Posted by Sushipunk on Jun-28-2008 06:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
Evolution

How can I increase my libido

Visit your gf

Do I really have to clean the house up tomorrow?

Posted by RandomGirl on Jun-28-2008 06:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
Evolution

How can I increase my libido

Start watching gay porn.

When will human existence end?

Posted by RandomGirl on Jun-28-2008 06:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
Visit your gf

Do I really have to clean the house up tomorrow?

Only if you want to get laid.

When will human existence end?

Posted by aquila on Jun-28-2008 06:48:

When food supplies stop and we have to eat each other.

What car should I buy?

Posted by Sushipunk on Jun-28-2008 06:52:

quote:
Originally posted by aquila
When food supplies stop and we have to eat each other.

What car should I buy?

One with a minimum of 4 wheels.

What's your budget?

Posted by idoru on Jun-28-2008 06:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
One with a minimum of 4 wheels.

What's your budget?

I set aside 75% of my paycheck to pay for seven hours a week with your mother. The rest goes towards hookers and blow. Mostly blow.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Posted by Sushipunk on Jun-28-2008 07:10:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
I set aside 75% of my paycheck to pay for seven hours a week with your mother. The rest goes towards hookers and blow. Mostly blow.

Wow, she's still ripping people off?

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
How many fingers am I holding up?

Trick question, coming from a quadruple amputee

What would happen if you microwaved a microwave that was microwaving?

Posted by idoru on Jun-28-2008 07:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
Wow, she's still ripping people off?

Ripoff? Fuck, it's well worth it mate.

quote:
What would happen if you microwaved a microwave that was microwaving?

Not a goddamned thing. What, you think this is a science fair? Christ.

Plaid or polka dots?

Posted by Sushipunk on Jun-28-2008 07:14:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
Ripoff? Fuck, it's well worth it mate.

That's what she said.

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
Not a goddamned thing. What, you think this is a science fair? Christ.

Plaid or polka dots?

On you? Polka dots.

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