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i really hope you'll manage to kill it. on a side note.. do you own any bonzai tree? my parents are treating my tree, and they do a poor job. the poor fellow lost all his leaves.
They are a nightmare to kill!

Try this:
This cactus isn't dying by any chemical means. I'm resorting to burning it. I will take a picture today.
1.) Stop fucking touching it.
2.) If chopping it into pieces will only make several very dangerous cacti grow, then chop it into pieces and put them in a very inconvenient spot in someone's yard/walkway/potted plants whom you dislike.
3.) Do something incredibly creative to kill it and then record it and post it. Do not burn it, that's cheap. Don't be a vagina...make that cactus your bitch!
4.) Dehydrate and smoke it.
Kill it with hateful thoughts. Just pretend it's AustralianGQ.
You should eat it.
The trip to the emergency room will be an interesting detour from everyday existence, and the hospital staff might remember you as "that guy who ate a cactus."
Make AGQ shit on it.
WHY WONT THIS THREAD DIE
JUST PUT IT ON FUCKING CRAIGSLIST
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| Originally posted by charon WHY WONT THIS THREAD DIE JUST PUT IT ON FUCKING CRAIGSLIST |
rape it to death
duh
plants are people, too.

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| Originally posted by SuspicionVandit plants are people, too. |
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| Originally posted by Sunsnail Ya, and some people are assholes who need to die by chemical injection. |
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