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Posted by Sarcoman on Jun-07-2002 19:42:

OMG there is so much stupid advice in this thread.

Look around you, there are so many people in this world that are getting laid. Ugly people, disabled people, religious people, non-religous people... everyone. Any advice in this thread that says you have to act one way or another is complete bullshit, cause anyone can get laid.

BE YOURSELF. Dont act different just to get laid. Be yourself, find a girl that likes you for who you are, and be patient. Eventually both of you will be ready for sex (unless one or the other is waiting for wedding rings).

As was mentioned earlier, if you want to see if she is ready, dont just go and ask.. "can we have sex now?", start by touching her back, tickling her, flirting with her. Slowly take the flirting closer and closer to sex. Even if it takes you a few nights... slowing bring her to a comfortable level, especially if she is a virgin, she's probably nervous to shit. She will respect you for respecting her, and trust you. Think of it, a virgin girls sexuality is fragile (in general, girls dont treat sex as an unemotional physical act, like guys do), if she doesnt trust you, why would she let you be the one to take her virginity.

Nate, i wish you luck, but you are only 16, dont rush things, and dont dump your girl just cause she wont have sex with you. Also, dont tell her you love her unless you do. I hate it when people use that word too casually.

Try this as well... If you talk to your girl about it, tell her that you want to make your relationship more intimate. Tell her that she can set the pace as to how far it goes. This will do two things, One: it will make her feel as if she is in control (women like that), and Two: if she is already curious about sex (which she is, face it, she is young and hormonal too), it will give her the green light, she might be thinking exactly what you are.


Posted by apri_peel on Jun-07-2002 20:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Vesa
In case someone should want a steady relationship with one girl only, this formula still works. She is going to get anxious about all the opportunities her boyfriend has to meet other girls, so she's gonna hook him up with sex.


dont ever EVER do that. thats cheating, no one deserves to be cheated on and no real man would ever cheat on girl. if you ever do that to your girl she will never trust you and theres no way in hell you're getting laid, at least she wont be the one with you


Posted by Orbax on Jun-07-2002 20:42:

I think he meant if you are a cool dude, your woman is gonna wanna make sure no other chicks get a peice of you, so shell F** you to keep your leash short


Posted by burns on Jun-07-2002 20:49:

1. Buy bottles of cheap cider
2. Drink with girl
3. Tell her you love her
4. Whack pot
5. Lose your V


Posted by nate735 on Jun-07-2002 22:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Sarcoman
OMG there is so much stupid advice in this thread.

Look around you, there are so many people in this world that are getting laid. Ugly people, disabled people, religious people, non-religous people... everyone. Any advice in this thread that says you have to act one way or another is complete bullshit, cause anyone can get laid.

BE YOURSELF. Dont act different just to get laid. Be yourself, find a girl that likes you for who you are, and be patient. Eventually both of you will be ready for sex (unless one or the other is waiting for wedding rings).

As was mentioned earlier, if you want to see if she is ready, dont just go and ask.. "can we have sex now?", start by touching her back, tickling her, flirting with her. Slowly take the flirting closer and closer to sex. Even if it takes you a few nights... slowing bring her to a comfortable level, especially if she is a virgin, she's probably nervous to shit. She will respect you for respecting her, and trust you. Think of it, a virgin girls sexuality is fragile (in general, girls dont treat sex as an unemotional physical act, like guys do), if she doesnt trust you, why would she let you be the one to take her virginity.

Nate, i wish you luck, but you are only 16, dont rush things, and dont dump your girl just cause she wont have sex with you. Also, dont tell her you love her unless you do. I hate it when people use that word too casually.

Try this as well... If you talk to your girl about it, tell her that you want to make your relationship more intimate. Tell her that she can set the pace as to how far it goes. This will do two things, One: it will make her feel as if she is in control (women like that), and Two: if she is already curious about sex (which she is, face it, she is young and hormonal too), it will give her the green light, she might be thinking exactly what you are.


So when is your book coming out lol . I think i am rushing myself, and i'm going to have a serious talk with her tonight to try to take it to the next level. I have noticed that she gets jealous when i talk to other girls at parties. So this must be a good sign. Thanks for the tip Einstien.


Posted by AnotherWay83 on Jun-08-2002 00:19:

sarcoman, u're right in sum ways...but the way i see it, getting laid isn't the goal. getting laid with a HOT girl is what we want-or at least sum1 like me does as such, it really isn't as easy as u're making it out to be, because if it was, this thread wouldn'tve existed in the first place.


Posted by Orbax on Jun-08-2002 00:33:

Alcohol renders ALL women helpless regardless of physical attractiveness. Bring Everclear with you and you are set. I mean, if you do that


Posted by Sarcoman on Jun-08-2002 01:19:

quote:
Originally posted by AnotherWay83
sarcoman, u're right in sum ways...but the way i see it, getting laid isn't the goal. getting laid with a HOT girl is what we want-or at least sum1 like me does as such, it really isn't as easy as u're making it out to be, because if it was, this thread wouldn'tve existed in the first place.


Quite true... getting laid by a hot girl is tougher than just getting laid. But then again, you shouldnt go out looking to get laid if your single, unless you just want a one night stand. I dont mind one nighters, but prefer relationships because the sex is more consistent. The tough part is getting a hot girl to be your girlfriend, once she is your girlfriend, my advice from earlier is strong. Another thread should be started, "How to get a hot girl to date you".


Posted by AnotherWay83 on Jun-08-2002 02:34:

yeah, totally right...i've been thinking about this for quite a while...heheh what can i do, my life is just so boring

anyway, theres only a small fraction of the population thats fuckable, meaning only about 1/5 or maybe 1/4 of the female population turns u on...dont get me wrong, im no prince charming, but just because u're attracted to beauty, but can't ever get it, doesn't mean u automatically start going for the not-so-attractive ones even if u're not attracted to them...so its a shitty situation that way...can't get what u want, dont want what u can get


Posted by Addikted on Jun-08-2002 02:42:

quote:
Originally posted by AnotherWay83
HOW THE FUCK DOES ONE GET LAID


Take your good-looking pills every morning

I took mine >>


Posted by USMC_Greg on Jun-08-2002 03:01:

you can always put a "want" thread up here at the TA forums.

you can say something like this;


16 y/o male, 5'6", 145 lbs, seeking a slim teenage chick for one night stand. I'm inexperienced, and willing to try anything. Alcohol (to make you think I'm hot) and condoms supplied. ICQ IANTRANCE at 406569843


Posted by nate735 on Jun-08-2002 03:15:

quote:
Originally posted by USMC_Greg
you can always put a "want" thread up here at the TA forums.

you can say something like this;


16 y/o male, 5'6", 145 lbs, seeking a slim teenage chick for one night stand. I'm inexperienced, and willing to try anything. Alcohol (to make you think I'm hot) and condoms supplied. ICQ IANTRANCE at 406569843



/on floor

p.s. Imagine a dating forum on this site, sort of like a dating central for all ta's to hook up. That would be the shit. I think ill shut up now..


Posted by lMIlk on Jun-08-2002 03:19:

yes that made this thread just a little more desperate


Posted by nate735 on Jun-08-2002 03:23:

quote:
Originally posted by lMIlk
yes that made this thread just a little more desperate


Desperate?? Maybe you are. I ment it as a joke ...

To bring this back on topic i just got to 3rd base with my gf. I gave the speach that she is in control, and it fell write into play. Hopefully by this week im gonna nail her.

p.s. big thanks to Sarcoman for his advice.... big help

quote:
"Try this as well... If you talk to your girl about it, tell her that you want to make your relationship more intimate. Tell her that she can set the pace as to how far it goes. This will do two things, One: it will make her feel as if she is in control (women like that), and Two: if she is already curious about sex (which she is, face it, she is young and hormonal too), it will give her the green light, she might be thinking exactly what you are. "


Posted by JM on Jun-08-2002 06:02:

quote:
Originally posted by nate735


Hopefully by this week im gonna nail her.



Haha....thats funny....well chances are that you will get laid....3rd base is cool.....i like that base. hmmm....just play your cards right....

>JM<


Posted by Greedy on Jun-08-2002 19:15:

Im not sure if someone has given this advice yet, im too lazy to check . . . .go to www.askmen.com
Best site for guys about everything.
This is my bible.


Posted by burns on Jun-08-2002 20:51:

Youre not ready for sex dude, so shut up and keep wankin

What if your lass is a Trance Addict and comes online to see this, he he


Posted by Damo on Jun-08-2002 21:02:

quote:
Originally posted by burns
Youre not ready for sex dude, so shut up and keep wankin

What if your lass is a Trance Addict and comes online to see this, he he


he'd be dumped in 3.4 seconds...

i forgot who posted it in this thread... but the best advice is to not look for sex... just go out and try to meet new people and enjoy yourself... and if you're not capable of that then make yourself capable (ie. working out)...


Posted by USMC_Greg on Jun-08-2002 23:32:

Get rid of the girl that doesn't bang and get one that does.
After that, get rid of the girl that bangs, and find a better one.


Posted by nate735 on Jun-09-2002 00:59:

quote:
Originally posted by burns
Youre not ready for sex dude, so shut up and keep wankin

What if your lass is a Trance Addict and comes online to see this, he he


I'd be bitch slapped if she saw this thread Thank god for now shes not a tranceaddict By the time im done with her shes goona be living and breathing trance.

quote:
Get rid of the girl that doesn't bang and get one that does.
After that, get rid of the girl that bangs, and find a better one.


This girl deffinatly bangs. She gets very horny around me after i got her to third base. By this week she will no longer be a virgin.


Posted by AnotherWay83 on Jun-09-2002 05:10:

quote:
Originally posted by nate735
By this week she will no longer be a virgin.


good throw in an extra thrust or two once in a while for me


Posted by USMC_Greg on Jun-09-2002 05:28:

Rip'er up good!


Posted by cycloptor on Jun-09-2002 15:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Dj Fred Lamar


haha...good one....but if you don't wanna die.....bag it with about 5 condoms......

Nah.......invite a girl that you liek over to ur house and do stuff.....then stuff eventally leads to other *cough* stuff.....



doing stuff always leads to other stuff....


Posted by cycloptor on Jun-09-2002 15:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
Child, you osoudnd bery jaded. and im drnk. Yukon KACLS (JACK)))))s PERMAFFRSOT APO APE PERMAFROST!!!! MMMMMMM its good shit. yeah 190 proof ai gree wiht that. on evelrcarl everlcarer EVERCLEAR imean. it fucks j00 upz0r. Meanwhile, back in gotham city, Orbacx boes back to drinking wiff peeps PEACCE


ROFL!!!!!!! you should be haikuing while drunk though


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