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Posted by tubularbills on Jan-04-2009 21:01:

quote:
Originally posted by NeoPhono
How does a guy politely tell a girl that she's smoking hot and he wouldn't mind going down town except that it smells like a dead fish wrapped in aged cheese?

if you're with someone that has a mutual feeling towards you; then you won't have to worry about it.

trust me, if they can stand you farting in bed, then they'll understand about the other way around too.

Posted by Polyfrost on Jan-04-2009 21:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
doesn't like to eat vagina

I eat your smelly cheese vagina with crackers and wine

Posted by nefardec on Jan-04-2009 21:02:

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Jan-04-2009 21:08:

quote:
Originally posted by yankeeBaby
I was clearly exaggerating, you skinny-dick fuck.

for sure my dick is skinny compared to your coke can eating vagina machine

does it take toonies?

Posted by Polyfrost on Jan-04-2009 21:10:

what's so big about a coke can anyways...

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Jan-04-2009 21:10:

Posted by NeoPhono on Jan-04-2009 21:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
Refer her to the hot chicks with douchebags page

maybe she'll get it

That, my good sir, is not helpful advice.

Posted by Sykonee on Jan-04-2009 21:16:

quote:
Originally posted by yankeeBaby
was able to cry at movies,

Do sports movies count?

Posted by boris_the_bear on Jan-04-2009 21:37:

someone end this fucking Nazi retard Polyfrost

Posted by yankeeBaby on Jan-04-2009 21:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
does it take toonies?

that would be awesome.

quote:
Originally posted by Sykonee
Do sports movies count?

Of course. I've teared up at several sports movies.

Posted by yankeeBaby on Jan-04-2009 21:53:

quote:
Originally posted by NeoPhono
How does a guy politely tell a girl that she's smoking hot and he wouldn't mind going down town except that it smells like a dead fish wrapped in aged cheese?

I still cant believe that women cant take care of themselves enough to NOT have a horrid smell down there. For fucks sakes, ladies, lather, rinse, repeat!!! (men too!! you guys are just as bad!)

Posted by winston on Jan-04-2009 21:54:

downtown girl...

Posted by DJ Shibby on Jan-04-2009 22:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
washboard abs (to me) represents a lot of time & effort spent in a gym and/or working out. it means looking really good is very important to you. i don't like that. i like a guy who isn't "perfect" and doesn't give a shit about being perfect either. now that doesn't mean i want a fat slob either. i just like a guy who is somewhere in the middle when it comes to stuff like that and still carries a strong confidence. a guy who wants to look good and tries to eat healthy for the most part, but isn't going to turn down that juicy t-bone either. nothing wrong with that.

and not only that but there is a large gay community in south florida and they all seem to have washboard abs lol so maybe i just associate washboard abs to gay guys...

Translation: "My boyfriend has a beer gut and I've deluded myself into pretending I don't care."

Posted by Slylee on Jan-04-2009 22:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Taranis
So basically he has to be attractive and well dressed without caring enough about his appearance to be 'faggy,' healthy without caring too much and working out excessively (likewise 'faggy'), career minded and focused but still laid back and not neglectful, confident without being cocky or arrogant, social and interesting but not too much small talk.

Good to know we're held to a realistic standard here

yea it's called not over doing things and/or being obsessive about one thing. i don't think that's asking too much lol

Posted by Slylee on Jan-04-2009 22:48:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Shibby
Translation: "My boyfriend has a beer gut and I've deluded myself into pretending I don't care."

lol no he doesn't. he has a great body and he's tall and proportionate and doesn't even try to look good and yet he just does. i know it's asking too much for all guys to be lucky like that

Posted by DJ Shibby on Jan-04-2009 23:16:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
training for a pride week game of tummy sticks?

tuck in that loose skin around your waist please

Posted by Ania_xox on Jan-04-2009 23:32:

- bad breath
- bad hygiene
- makes money a big deal (wants to split the bill evenly or makes a HUGE show of waving his credit card around when paying for the whole thing *pukes* :wtf
- no ambition
- spends abnormal amounts of time playing video/computer games
- lacks confidence
- lacks social skills
- can't hold an academic conversation

Posted by Slylee on Jan-04-2009 23:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
- makes money a big deal (wants to split the bill evenly or makes a HUGE show of waving his credit card around when paying for the whole thing *pukes* :wtf
- spends abnormal amounts of time playing video/computer games

ooh these are 2 good ones for sure

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Jan-04-2009 23:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
- spends abnormal amounts of time playing video/computer games

hey, its not our fault they're way more fun than you.

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Jan-04-2009 23:55:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
hey, its not our fault they're way more fun than you.

lol

Posted by Fledz on Jan-05-2009 00:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
- spends abnormal amounts of time playing video/computer games

There goes about 95% of guys

Posted by Ian on Jan-05-2009 00:20:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
hey, its not our fault they're way more fun than you.

now then you ****, I insist on paying for dinner on my credit card

Posted by Domesticated on Jan-05-2009 00:20:

From the other thread...Slylee's ideal man:

quote:
Originally posted by Domesticated

Finally, proof of what everyone has known all along...your boyfriend is a douche.

What the hell is that thing he's trying to cultivate on his chin?

edit: suddenly self-conscious?!

Posted by Rigon on Jan-05-2009 00:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
- bad breath
- bad hygiene
- makes money a big deal (wants to split the bill evenly or makes a HUGE show of waving his credit card around when paying for the whole thing *pukes* :wtf
- no ambition
- spends abnormal amounts of time playing video/computer games
- lacks confidence
- lacks social skills
- can't hold an academic conversation

What the fuck! Do you only date androids? This is the definition of the word "man"!

Posted by RickyM on Jan-05-2009 00:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Rigon
What the fuck! Do you only date androids? This is the definition of the word "man"!

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