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This thread is jokes. I used to hate babies and kids just like some people here; until I met my step sisters son (who just turned 1 year a few months ago). They're actually amazing little creatures once you spend some time with them (assuming of course, that they're not fucking annoying and cry all the time).

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Originally posted by fayraree lol i forgot to add earlier that the thought of sucking on her breasts as they secrete milk is damn intimate...i always get turned on from lactating pr0n

hmmmm... maybe this will set your loins on fire?


NSFW

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=258q7hi&s=5

I have trouble dumbing myself down so a kid can understand me. I don't like them either.

my 4 yr old niece is not dumb at all!!! she's a lil miss thang!!! you can carry on whole conversations with her about her trip, her friends, what she did for fun, what she didn't like, the food, the clothes, EVERYTHING...such a little gem that girl.

I don't like babies, babies are indifferent towards me, and their parents hate me like the plague. I've never been good around kids because I just don't know how to dumb down sufficiently for them or their parents to see me as anything other than a cold and miserable grinch. The only notable exception I can think of is a 10 year old kid I worked with when I was teaching computer stuff a few years back. He was pretty bright, and I could have intelligent conversations with him. And while he obviously didn't have the same level of education an adult would've had, I felt I could treat him with the same level of respect.

I don't hate kids, I hate their fucking parents. Kids are only products of what they've been raised to be, so if you're gonna get all "Kids are shitty little twats", you might as well direct your disdain to the appropriate person(s).

This is a pretty close minded consensus around these areas, IMHO. Growing up with hundreds of younger counsins I learned to like little kids pretty quick. They really aren't that big of a deal once you begin to spend time with them. Most of the little shit's I've met in my lifetime are little shits because of their parents and not due to their own free will.

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Originally posted by Krypton I have trouble dumbing myself down so a kid can understand me.

really? you do fine on TA!

kids are awesome. they are so uninhibited and adorably ignorant. my nephew is 4 and makes me laugh harder than most adults can.

example:

That's one retarded baby. Do you ever wanna just stick him in a blender?

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Originally posted by fayraree you can carry on whole conversations with her about her trip, her friends, what she did for fun, what she didn't like, the food, the clothes, EVERYTHING.

I just can't imagine myself being all that interested in the events in a 4-year-old's life.

i love talking to my nephew and i dont really "dumb myself down", i just talk to him like i would talk to anyone. i don't do the babytalk shit, i save that for my boyfriend



look how cute my nephew is. total future hunk right there...

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Originally posted by Banora I just can't imagine myself being all that interested in the events in a 4-year-old's life.

Wow you sound like a fucking dorkasaurus.I wonder what your past boyfriends look like.

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Originally posted by wotyzoid Wow you sound like a fucking dorkasaurus.I wonder what your past boyfriends look like.

Yeah, I have hideous boyfriends because I find children disinteresting.

/logic

You ever snuggled a baby till he or she fell asleep?? Best most cozy shit ever. When I did my obstetrics/paeds rotation, I spent a whole day just snuggling babies asleep, lol.

Fat baby is tired of your discussion.

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Originally posted by Banora Yeah, I have nerdy boyfriends because I'm a dork.

more so

So...nerds are bad? Explain.

I find them interesting as we usually have the same things in common: love of technology, science, video games, can actually hold intelligent conversations that don't end in 'bro', they don't feel the need to dress head to toe in gaudy Ed Hardy bullshit and drag me out to the hottest club every god-damn night when I want to stay at home and Horde on Gears of War.

I'd rather have a nerdy boyfriend than some smoking hot meathead with the IQ of my shoe (I actually dated a guy like that. Worst god-damn relationship ever. Talking to him was, well, like talking to a child).

Or maybe I'm just not as hung up on social labels as much as you. -shrug-

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Originally posted by Slylee look how cute my nephew is.

Yeah, this is my niece.. almost 4 in these photos at her first trip to Disney World getting the princess treatment. Rediculously cute and definitely the only youngster I like. I just don't really know what to say to her or respond with interest to what she says... although, I will admit she says some pretty funny shit (not indending to be funny, which makes it funny).

my neice is cuter

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Originally posted by wotyzoid

Oh wait...I just checked out your myspace.

Makes perfect sense now.

Just remember though:



Now go do your homework, young man.

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Originally posted by Slylee my neice is cuter

haha... she's definitely cute. Cuter? I don't know though. close call

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Originally posted by Slylee kids are awesome. they are so uninhibited and adorably ignorant. my nephew is 4 and makes me laugh harder than most adults can. example:

LOL!!! awwww SO CUTE!!!

and that's cool that you talk to him normally...so I take it he knows all about your sex life already?

and cute pics, 17sss...I feel like you know exactly what to do with kids and you actually love them but you're just playing tough guy for online attention

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Originally posted by The17sss haha... she's definitely cute. Cuter? I don't know though. close call

lol here we go again...

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN really? you do fine on TA!

Only for you PKC..

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