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Posted by Domesticated on May-10-2009 06:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Too much work. It's easier just to let it all dry and crumble off the next time you stand up.

"Bum rust".

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on May-10-2009 06:07:

This is probably weird, but I get great satisfaction from using a toothpick to scrape food out of my teeth.

Posted by Sunsnail on May-10-2009 06:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Too much work. It's easier just to let it all dry and crumble off the next time you stand up.

Not true. It becomes very sticky. Then the ass sweat starts leaking and fuses.

Posted by Sushipunk on May-10-2009 06:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Domesticated
"Bum rust".

Gross.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on May-10-2009 06:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
Not true. It becomes very sticky. Then the ass sweat starts leaking and fuses.

Oh. Must be a southern thing.

Posted by Domesticated on May-10-2009 06:09:

"Dingleberry".

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...erm=dingleberry

Posted by Sushipunk on May-10-2009 06:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Domesticated
"Dingleberry".

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...erm=dingleberry

Lol, I already knew that one.

From personal experience, of course.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on May-10-2009 06:11:

"delinquent"

Posted by Domesticated on May-10-2009 06:12:

That made me remember why I used to spend hours surfing urban dictionary at work.

quote:

A delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.

My wife tells me that I need to wipe my ass better because my dingleberries are making my underware a nasty mess, however I like the idea of her down in the basement doing laundry and cleaning up my foul nasty underware.

Funny because the guy can't spell and hates his wife.

quote:
n. - a Klingon near Uranus

Spock needed to tear off a piece of toilet paper for his next mission - elimination of the dingleberry orbiting the black hole.

quote:
A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts.

*Plink*

Ouch! Son of a bitch, that hurt!

Then, dingleberry is uphelp by a coarse and curly hair between the fingers about 6 inches in front of the face and marveled at by the viewer, who experiences waves of anger, wonder, and bitterness while contemplating in earnest the sordid and very stupid affair of shaving the unfortunate crease in his or her own ass.

Love the academic language that this one uses.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on May-10-2009 06:19:

Well "underware" is just the brand he uses. Not unlike Tupperware and how people use the brand name to refer to the product in question.

Posted by Domesticated on May-10-2009 06:26:

I love this website. Who was it the other day who posted up that "telephone game" website which is like Chinese whispers?

This thread started as vices/addictions you have in life and reached the topic of poo stuck in one's arse after only three pages.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on May-10-2009 06:30:

American toilet humour wins once more!

//Just goes to show how incidental jennypie is around here.

Posted by Banora on May-10-2009 07:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Domesticated
Surely if you get to a certain weight, your arms and midriff get so fat that you're unable to wipe your own anus and have to resort to getting a towel and using it in a kind of back and forth motion sliding between your genitals and your bum with the ends of the towel in your left and right hands?

Somehow she actually kept her body fairly clean and fat-stink free, but she was a fucking mouth breather. No joke, when the front door opened and I was in our bedroom I would stop and listen for the sound of a wounded rhino because thats how I would know it was her and not my other roomie.

At night it was another story. She farted like the earth's wind movement relied on her ass forcing out gas.

Posted by bas on May-10-2009 09:32:

Re: _________________ is my crack!

quote:
Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
Sunflowers seeds is my crack..

TA is worse than crack.. I will need rehab in order to stop posting.

p.s. bored and should be studying. haha FAIL!

So if I bring sunflower seeds to detroit can I see your boobs? Is that how it works? I'm confused.

Posted by winston on May-10-2009 19:21:

Posted by nefardec on May-10-2009 19:53:

hummus

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on May-10-2009 19:59:

quote:
Originally posted by winston

'is', not 'in'.

Posted by Azz3D on May-10-2009 20:05:

all i need

Posted by chach on May-10-2009 20:09:

parm

Posted by Silky Johnson on May-10-2009 21:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
American toilet humour wins once more!

//Just goes to show how incidental jennypie is around here.

Yeah you betta recognize. Brrrrrrrrrrrap!

Also, tea is my crack. Love tea.

Posted by winston on May-10-2009 21:42:

Posted by chach on May-10-2009 21:44:

drama is my crack.

Posted by Ania_xox on May-10-2009 21:48:

butt is my crack

Posted by winston on May-10-2009 21:53:

i don't know, weed used to be my crack...now i don't have an addiction which makes me think i should get one...

a healthy one, I love reading...yeah, i guess words on paper are crack for me. I have to read everyday.

Posted by chach on May-10-2009 21:54:

weed is just great

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