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Originally posted by jonSun I like to talk on the phone while taking a dump but sometimes its kinda hard. Sometimes my shits are 4-5 inches in diameter that are solid. .

LMFAO.

So, I never do because I fucking HATE the echo....and because I just don't like people knowing when I drop a deuce. I dunno why.

I asked my new hire though if he does and he said yes. Here is what he told his cousin and his corresponding reply the other day while on the throne.

new hire:

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This duece I just dropped... "epidemic" is the only word I can fathom to ecompass the travesty... Epidemic... All dead.... All dead in shinoda village.

new hire's cousin:

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Dearest Matt, I have been waging war with an old foe. He has been summoned back to our plane of existence with teh help of chili cheese fireds. All I can say is that it was touch and go for a while there. But rest assured that I have sent him back to the deepest darkest place of Beelzabub's domain! Your Leader, Wes the Mess

LOL!

Feels good being the "normal" one for once.

All the time, I even take my laptop in there and video conference people in.

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Originally posted by Lira OMG, I'm reading this one on the throne: We're like... loo-mates!

I tend to read about destroy things as I destroy the toilet bowl...



Thats actually a really sorta shoddy book. If you do want a good idea of the amount of hubris in the US military's mind and its followers and touter's minds as well then read this.

It was written after the early success in the war in Afghanistan (infact the author tends to refer to it in the past tense, like it is over) and before the invasion of Iraq (or the real war drum had began to beat).

His critical analysis of Russian military strength is also laughable as his is still in a very early post-cold war attitude. With their oil money the Russian military is on the long march back to standing toe to toe with the US and NATO.

I've peed while talking on the phone before.

i once got a plumpkin while taking it

well whaddya know.

im dropping one right now as i type this.

i dont take a w/o dump without my laptop. the interwebz feelz so peaceful while ur taking a dump, surfing aimlessly.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby I tend to read about destroy things as I destroy the toilet bowl... Thats actually a really sorta shoddy book. If you do want a good idea of the amount of hubris in the US military's mind and its followers and touter's minds as well then read this. It was written after the early success in the war in Afghanistan (infact the author tends to refer to it in the past tense, like it is over) and before the invasion of Iraq (or the real war drum had began to beat). His critical analysis of Russian military strength is also laughable as his is still in a very early post-cold war attitude. With their oil money the Russian military is on the long march back to standing toe to toe with the US and NATO.

Hey, that's actually quite interesting

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Originally posted by Lira Hey, that's actually quite interesting

Yes, he desperatly trys to convince people that the lessons from Vietnam were learned and the fixes made.

There is also the common blame laid again at the feet of the media for the failures in Vietnam.

He does make one striking prediction though that almost justifies all the mis-calculations in it.

On the topic of operations during peace time and the tendency for those who have served in combat zones to slowly move out of the chain command he says this:

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This change has been going on for several generations, and, more and more, the generals think less like fighters and more like bureaucrats. In the past, whenever bureaucrats have been appointed to run an army, disaster arrived along with the next war. Watch for it.

Emphasis mine.

Other than that the book is fairly good from a listing of major nations military systems and their comparative values though I do not know where he gets the values he uses for comparison.

He tends to overly simplify Eastern system and degrade them as being so unsatisfactory that they would not hold up in major combat. This is made with little to no reference to the actual combat history that most former Soviet systems have had in Eastern Asia, the Middle East and Africa.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby I have taken a crap on the phone before though... usually its to people id like to crap on in the first place though.

How did you get the smell out?

my newest obsession is solitaire on the shitter. Bakers game ftw.

If someone calls me, then yes.

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