Congratulations! Yukii Gets Engaged and Krypton Gets a BJ!

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Posted by Meat187 on Dec-29-2009 00:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Rose
Poor boris must be in tears lol.

Boris had a thing for Yukii??? I thought she was older...

Posted by Rose on Dec-29-2009 00:13:

Check edit

and yeah she's 19 but boris' dick exploded when she posted pics of her when she was 16

Posted by Wasa Wasa on Dec-29-2009 00:31:

quote:
Originally posted by yukii
Lol, i love how the cor is so naive to the things i say, we've had oral sex since the beginning of our relationship- then again, it's no fun when i don't lie to the cor. this thread is funny though, we have sex 3+ a week & yet in the world of TA it seems as if he was a deprived little boy. & Rose, i didn't tell anyone or the cor bc i didn't think it was anyone's business but ours, however, don't worry about a plane ticket, we don't plan on getting married until a good while from now

The one time we're happy for Krypton and you have to go and spoil it.

Posted by yukii on Dec-29-2009 00:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Rose
Well fine!! Kryptono ya me dijo todo lol

bueno, tengo mucho tiempo para salvar dinerito

lol- q fue lo q t dijo stoi curiosa

Meat187- sorry, my first son's name will be Poloptrio

Posted by barbina on Dec-29-2009 02:00:

am i the only one who thinks its weird to be engaged at 19?
congrats either way
but holy eff you're too young.

edit. not too young for bjs of course, but for marriage.

Posted by bas on Dec-29-2009 02:01:

Posted by Acton on Dec-29-2009 02:08:

Congratulations Stephanie & Nathan! Really happy for you both!

Although, you do realise it's not official until it's been announced on your Facebook relationship status, right?

Posted by chimera66 on Dec-29-2009 02:20:

so how long has this relationship been going on? last time i thought he was dating some older woman

Posted by Fledz on Dec-29-2009 02:21:

Getting married at 19, yikes. What's the rush?

Posted by yukii on Dec-29-2009 02:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Acton
Congratulations Stephanie & Nathan! Really happy for you both!

Although, you do realise it's not official until it's been announced on your Facebook relationship status, right?

Thanks Matt!
Hahaha, ahhh.. the world of facebook.. it's funny how some people find it more significant to change their status than the actual decision itself haha i've seen some sad facebook fails.

chimera/fledz- he did date an older woman for less than a month- & we've been together for a year.. there is absolutely no rush to marry, we don't plan on tying the knot until a minimum of 2+ years from now..

Posted by Fledz on Dec-29-2009 02:37:

So why do you need to get engaged? You could go through 3 or 4 more long term relationships in the next decade. How can you be so sure this is it at such a young age?

Posted by Lira on Dec-29-2009 02:39:

Whoa, it's true then!? I'm so happy Yukii kissed his straw, congrats, Kryp!!!

Posted by jupiterone on Dec-29-2009 02:48:

quote:
Originally posted by barbina
am i the only one who thinks its weird to be engaged at 19?
congrats either way
but holy eff you're too young.

edit. not too young for bjs of course, but for marriage.

i like to think of engagement as crowd control for a man. all you're really doing is putting the idea of marriage on the table. now if you're a poor man, you probably don't have a classy table cloth, maybe one of those vinyl tableclothes

let's break it down:

tablecloth = you
engagement = the table
everything around you = her

sometimes, some shit can spill on your table, and ruin your tablecloth, stain it and make it hard to get out. being a poor man with a vinyl tablecloth, spilling wine ect on the surface won't do much because brawny is a husky mountain man that can get rid of any problem. let's break it down once again:

tablecloth = you
spill = a quarrel between you two
everything else, whatever caused the spill = her/you

reason it can be either one of you two is because what if you have sweaty palms? you know how you put your hands down on a vinyl tablecloth and the cloth will bond with your sweat and make it seem like jizz has dried the area between palm and cloth? basically, this means, you could have started this problem yourself by being a dumb ass

basically breaking your promise of marriage as a vinyl tablecloth is very simple, because you're not the most successful person, and throwing a vinyl tablecloth away is simple, you can always get a replacement at the dollar store

NOW if you use one of those classy ass "for special occasion" tableclothes that stains easy, on a daily basis, you're sorta fucked. 1, you've got a classy tablecloth because you're making decent bucks and have a steady job and career. 2, you've pampered her with goods, she won't let this shit slide easy. that stain is going to stay there, and you know much of a bitch getting a wine stain out of a tablecloth is. no one just throws a sick looking tablecloth out

tablecloth = you, with some money and a promise
stain = her bullshit on your canvas
table = your life, either you planned this out or you fucked up, but you're either hoping a: she cleans the table and brings it back to its pristine factory condition b: she says fuck it to the mess and just leaves

and i just blanked out. i'm high as a kite but this makes damn good sense to me

Posted by Lira on Dec-29-2009 02:53:

Guys, guys, stay focused, this has nothing to do with the engagement!

Posted by jupiterone on Dec-29-2009 03:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Guys, guys, stay focused, this has nothing to do with the engagement!

well then, the blowjob simply stands for a super powerful stain removal agent. no worries krypton, continue as planned

Posted by djhaziel on Dec-29-2009 03:08:

Facial abuse

Posted by kadomony on Dec-29-2009 03:37:

Ah so Yukii got engaged to an older woman that gave Krypton a BJ.

Congrats to you three!

Posted by Lira on Dec-29-2009 03:42:

quote:
Originally posted by kadomony
Ah so Yukii got engaged to an older woman that gave Krypton a BJ.

Congrats to you three!

Posted by Wasa Wasa on Dec-29-2009 04:06:

Even Jean-Luc would agree 19 is a tad early to get...

Posted by Krypton on Dec-29-2009 04:36:

We'r not getting married. We'v simply decided on our intention to get married at some point in the future.

Thanks for the grats guys!

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Dec-29-2009 04:43:

quote:
Originally posted by yukii
Lol, i love how the cor is so naive to the things i say, we've had oral sex since the beginning of our relationship-

complete bollocks.

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Dec-29-2009 05:10:

Wait, I'm confused. Is this thread serious after all? I am so good at reading between the lines!!

Posted by Sushipunk on Dec-29-2009 05:20:

Cool, so you guys are engaged then.

Congrats

And welcome to the club

Posted by Zild on Dec-29-2009 05:28:

I bet she can't take all of this cock in her mouth without gagging.

Posted by Lira on Dec-29-2009 05:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
Is this thread serious after all?

Yeah, as serious as Yukii's claims that blowjobs, blowwork, and other sorts of blowoccupations have been part of their relationship since the very beginning

It was probably something like...
"Hi, My name is Nath--"
*slurp* *slurp* *gulp*
"--aaaaaaannn!!!"

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