What was going through your head the first time you had sex

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Posted by Banora on Feb-01-2010 08:25:

Well, I DO eat a lot of candy.

Posted by Renzo on Feb-01-2010 08:30:

I bet your shit smells like Skittles and Now and Laters.

Posted by Sushipunk on Feb-01-2010 08:33:

Thank you Renzo, THANK YOU TO HELL. I don't know what to say about your mother's advice though. I mean, this is a woman who grew her own lettuce in the garden. Which is 90% water, by the way. So, she was growing her own water, and I'm pretty sure that's illegal. Everywhere.

You see, water is the life-blood of our planet. So, she was growing blood, really. And by the looks of things, that blood grew big. Too big, some would say, but those misguided fools obviously don't know about growing blood like we do. It takes skill. Finesse. Style. Leather. All of these things.

Posted by Renzo on Feb-01-2010 08:35:

I'm off to bed. I could do this all day long

Posted by Sushipunk on Feb-01-2010 08:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo

I'm off to bed. I could do this all day long

Take it easy mate

Posted by Banora on Feb-01-2010 08:38:

You picked the two candies I hate the most, Renzo.

Night!

Posted by idoru on Feb-01-2010 17:23:

Jesus fucking Christ, I'm in tears. Kudos to you guys, that's some of the finest material the COR has ever seen.

Posted by infinity HiGH on Feb-01-2010 17:49:

"Whatever you do, don't look her directly in the eyes!"

Posted by jonSun on Feb-01-2010 17:52:

I hope this drunk bitch doesn't wake up.

Posted by Decoder on Feb-01-2010 18:55:

I was quite intoxicated, and was wondering am I doing this right, LOL!

Posted by igottaknow on Feb-01-2010 19:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Decoder
I was quite intoxicated, and was wondering am I doing this right, LOL!

So, Ben was your first. How sweet.

Posted by Lews on Feb-01-2010 22:12:

Stu and Renzo... that was brilliant.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Feb-01-2010 23:38:

"This girl is ruining my backseat�I wonder if all black chicks gush like that."

Posted by igottaknow on Feb-02-2010 00:16:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"This girl is ruining my backseat�I wonder if all black chicks gush like that."

I thought only white ppl lived in Australia?

Posted by bas on Feb-02-2010 00:20:

Black Australians are Abbos...

My God...DOMESTICATED IS PKC'S BASTARD CHILD!

Posted by Spam on Feb-02-2010 00:33:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
I thought only white ppl lived in Australia?

He must have picked her up at a cricket game and taken her out to KFC to avoid the awkward situation.

2EZ

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Feb-02-2010 00:41:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
Black Australians are Abbos...

My God...DOMESTICATED IS PKC'S BASTARD CHILD!

Hahaha. nah, she was of African descent, not aboriginal.

Posted by Decoder on Feb-02-2010 00:49:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
So, Ben was your first. How sweet.

Who the fuck are you?

Posted by bas on Feb-02-2010 01:45:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
Hahaha. nah, she was of African descent, not aboriginal.

That's pretty rad.

Posted by yukii on Feb-02-2010 02:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Decoder
Who the fuck are you?

he is the cor's village idiot.

Posted by igottaknow on Feb-02-2010 02:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Decoder
Who the fuck are you?

I'm Axer. Who are U?

Posted by Decoder on Feb-02-2010 03:46:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
I'm Axer. Who are U?

Major misunderstanding guys, Sorry. Wasn't directed towards anyone.

But, I still know who you did last summer

Posted by Decoder on Feb-02-2010 04:19:

quote:
Originally posted by yukii
he is the cor's village idiot.

Lol, but seriously I gotta sober up before I break anymore hearts.

End Game bitches!

No plan C for me.

Posted by chinamon on Feb-02-2010 06:30:

"whats the meal special for today at mcdonalds?"

Posted by aNYthing on Feb-02-2010 06:57:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"This girl is ruining my backseat�I wonder if all black chicks gush like that."

Having you staring and fapping at her, through a closed window, with you on the outside while she's gettin set to take a leak on your shitmobile's rear seat is not gushing, mate. Sorry to break your heart, kid. Look on a bright side - at least she didn't steal your stereo.

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