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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On What do assault rifles have to do with raising children?

I use them to establish trust with my children. A child who shows no fear and lets you shoot a watermelon he's been holding above his head for an hour doesn't have to mow the lawn in lingerie and high-healed shoes.

That's barbaric!

Watermelons are so heavy. I go with yams or apples.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On That's barbaric! Watermelons are so heavy. I go with yams or apples.

Firstly, I'm trying to teach strength and integrity. Secondly, an AK-47 just isn't that accurate at three-hundred feet.

So you have to make a few new kids- that's the fun part for us, isn't it?

*smug chuckle*

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Originally posted by Sushipunk See, now you're just being silly. The British royal family these days is nothing more than a left over 'formality' so to speak, from an era long gone. Just like in Canada, South Africa, and New Zealand, they have nothing to do with the running of the country. The only impact they really have for us is that we get a public holiday in June for the Queen's birthday.

Actually you are quite wrong. In Britain the monarch serves a number of functions both in the government and civil life. The royal family atleast in Canada also serves various functions. It just happens that many of these functions have been delegated - but they are still responsible for them, as well as the last in line in terms of appeal and authority within the legal framework of the state. They are much like a company CEO. The GM is a little like the PM, and the GG a little like the president. Most people will never come into contact with the royal level - and they are rarely called upon, but reserve and state powers ARE exercised periodically, and they are immensely important things like the patriation of the constitution, and adding seats to the senate, two examples of things the Queen has done in the last 30 years that have been publically visible. Canadians are just taught to be ignorant of the royalty and tend to have a republican mindset these days rather than a loyalists mindset- it is pervasive in the education system (and the media has made it all the rage since the 1960's. WWII was the turning point, WWI was tremendous in shift, but Canadians were British subjects up until they became commonwealth citizens - this lasted until 1982 (in Canada).. when new Canadians born we no longer commonwealth citizens (they still are in other parts of the commonwealth depending on the other commonwealth realms laws pertaining to people born within the commonwealth)- term used to redefine british subject status, that has been sapped largely from all countries laws, making people citizens of countries rather than british subjects by virtue of being born in the realms. The monarch has duties to british subjects seperate from the duties to the citizens of their state, likewise British subjects have duties beyond the normal responsibilities of to their state - british subject status contains responsibiltiies direct to the sovereign, rather than the sovereign state.

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Perhaps we should talk about American heads of state, past and present?

Apparently Barrack Obama was born a british subject?

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On So you have to make a few new kids- that's the fun part for us, isn't it? *smug chuckle*

You have to use discretion. Weeding out the weakest of the litter has a very limited number of plausible "hunting accidents" before children's protective services starts getting nosy. Fortunately, none of those agencies shares information from state to state, if you know what I mean. Then there's the fact that the other children are always really distracted for a week or two after and home-school-bible-study lessons just don't take with the same stickiness. That all gets resolved, however, when the first child to break down and cry is targeted as "next" in line for "eviction".

What the fuck? I'm talking about re-purposing the bones of the last child to summon up a brand new one through dark rituals and pacts made with the one, true dread lord who waits only in darkness, whispering secrets to itself.

You're fucked up, man. I would never do anything so overtly illegal, much less irresponsible. Fucking Americans.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On What the fuck? I'm talking about re-purposing the bones of the last child to summon up a brand new one through dark rituals and pacts made with the one, true dread lord who waits only in darkness, whispering secrets to itself. You're fucked up, man. I would never do anything so overtly illegal, much less irresponsible. Fucking Americans.

Whoa! Whoa! One at a time? I'll see your single hell-spawn and raise you a platoon of child-soldiers willing to and capable of serving Jesus in the end times. Besides, it's not like you can claim a decreasing number of dependents and not raise some flags with the IRS or Social Security. Sure - both agencies are run by Jews, but they're a necessary evil and I'm making a killing on tax evasion and welfare fraud. Of course, some of my kin have to "stand in" on all the forms but I've got high hopes for both Jebedia 2 and Sarah 4; Sarah 4, technically being nineteen years of age. She don't look any older than thirteen, though.

Well when you're in the business of soul-bartering, it simply pays to keep your expenses in control. If I conjure up too many infernal simulacrum, I run the chance of having one ally with the rest against me, bickering amongst themselves, etc.

One is enough to keep the census committees at bay while I work on my Great Project. Those little blighters don't leave a single scrap of evidence!

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Well when you're in the business of soul-bartering, it simply pays to keep your expenses in control. If I conjure up too many infernal simulacrum, I run the chance of having one ally with the rest against me, bickering amongst themselves, etc. One is enough to keep the census committees at bay while I work on my Great Project. Those little blighters don't leave a single scrap of evidence!

You're missing a keystone in your approach to parenting, undoubtedly because you don't read the bible, which dictates that you must keep fundamentally equal factions pitted against each other while still beholden to you. Rule number one in my family is, "It pays to be a winner." Rule number two is, "Second place is the first loser." Of course, every now and again one camp gets three square meals a day for three days in a row and then you kind of have to switch up the teams by making the two best children of the winning team new team leaders of separate teams equally appropriated their share of winners and losers.

Mixing them up also keeps them from forming coherent bonds enough to rest power from the ultimate authority - the ever loving hand of God made evident on earth through me, His servant and prophet on earth.

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Originally posted by iTranscendence Don't want to hurt your frail little twigs now, someone get this guy an airsoft.

Airsofts can actually be turned into lethal weapons by implementing them with ricin and other compounds.


Of course the armour penetration still isn't there.

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Originally posted by ******** Airsofts can actually be turned into lethal weapons by implementing them with ricin and other compounds. Of course the armour penetration still isn't there.

What do you think is going to be the cost analysis on that, including the risk (making a dangerous compound like ricin using chromatography)/reward (obtaining a powder substance which will eventually clog the workings of an air-soft)?

Purchasing a real gun is far more effective, cheaper and less dangerous. You're what would happen if Glen Beck was spliced with MacGyver.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker What do you think is going to be the cost analysis on that, including the risk (making a dangerous compound like ricin using chromatography)/reward (obtaining a powder substance which will eventually clog the workings of an air-soft)? Purchasing a real gun is far more effective, cheaper and less dangerous. You're what would happen if Glen Beck was spliced with MacGyver.

sodium sulfate - found naturally in Canada

carbon tetrachloride was widely used as a dry cleaning solvent, as a refrigerant, and in lava lamps

--- although buying a ceramics kiln may be outside the realm of many people and it would be required to produce the c tet (if you can't find anything at your landfill, or being sold somewhere that contains it).

other than this what is so complex about the process.

yeah most people arn't chemists, nor do they want to work with toxic cehmicals..

but oddly enough producing ricin might be more accessable than buying a gun in some areas.

I'd say the machining equipment and expertise to produce a quality firearm are much more than the materials and equipment needed to produce ricine - not to follow the off topicness here.

Also no need to clog the airsoft but it is a "not if" discussi on there anyway.


for sure buying this stuff would get the spooks on you (heck writing about this prolly has them scanning my harddrive.

There is a list of over 200 suppliers online for the tet and the sodium sulfate is readily available. It actually is a very low cost process. wearing gloves and a facemask would be sufficient protection since it has to enter the blood stream. Of course dealing with this stuff is dangerous.

I tend to agree eddy, but when guns are prohibited, say a foreign country invades, you have to work with what you have.

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Originally posted by Fledz The fact that so many of you have shot high powered guns before both scares and depresses me.

because when you go hunting it makes you a gun lunatic right?

He's just really, really sensitive to these sorts of things. Croatians, and indeed everyone in the Baltics, tend to be a very calm, peace-loving people, who have been exceedingly concerned with the environmental stability in which they raise their children for hundreds of years.

he is a tall guy like me...all i have to say is that i didn't know that they stacked fag that high.

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Originally posted by ******** sodium sulfate - found naturally in Canada carbon tetrachloride was widely used as a dry cleaning solvent, as a refrigerant, and in lava lamps --- although buying a ceramics kiln may be outside the realm of many people and it would be required to produce the c tet (if you can't find anything at your landfill, or being sold somewhere that contains it). other than this what is so complex about the process. yeah most people arn't chemists, nor do they want to work with toxic cehmicals.. but oddly enough producing ricin might be more accessable than buying a gun in some areas. I'd say the machining equipment and expertise to produce a quality firearm are much more than the materials and equipment needed to produce ricine - not to follow the off topicness here. Also no need to clog the airsoft but it is a "not if" discussion there anyway.

Anyone smart enough to safely put all that shit together to make a very limited, rudimentary ricin delivery system is going to be smart enough to find some other way of dealing with potential threats. It's impractical - just the safety measures required for handling and using carbon tetrachloride properly and effectively are more expensive than obtaining an M1911 from a reputable, black-market weapons dealer.

The sum of the scenario you're presenting is hugely expensive - the least expensive of which is the air-soft - for a very unreliable, unpredictable net value.

You really are one of the most absurd people I've known on the internet. If you had the sense it took to actually realize some of the things you propose, you'd have sense enough not to fucking propose them.

I have to agree. You are going to spend so much time for something that will end up weighing very little in a round. Problems i see:

1) the rounds will disengrate in the canister.
or
2) The rounds will explod the moment the round gets launched
or
3) The round will explode as soon as it leaves the muzzle
or
4) Will not accurately reach your target due to reduced velocity.
and
5) it's just a stupidest idea ever.

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Originally posted by Fledz Convicts ie Australians aren't necessarily stupid, they just needed to be reformed. Retards/idiots/morons ie Americans passed on their genes to their kids and lo and behold, are still idiots to this day.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/ie

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Originally posted by EddieZilker You're what would happen if Glen Beck was spliced with MacGyver.

Okay, I need a toilet paper roll, a cork screw, and an avocado.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Croatians, and indeed everyone in the Baltics,

Baltics:






Balkan:

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Originally posted by EddieZilker You're what would happen if Glen Beck was spliced with MacGyver.

You cant splice those two. In this analogy Mac is the king of the jungle, and beck is not in the same family, species, or kingdom, not even animal, plant or funghi. Even a rock is evolutionary superior to beck. Xou cant splice something that far apart.

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Originally posted by Moongoose Baltics: Balkan:

Doh, wrong word. That's what you get for dividing your attention between TA and your personal Howitzer!

Erm... Miha... there's something strange about your picture. Here's the former Yugoslavia:



And here's the Balkan peninsula (i.e. the Balkans, along with your country and Romenia):

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Originally posted by Moongoose Xou

Xou:



You:

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Originally posted by Lira Erm... Miha... there's something strange about your picture. Here's the former Yugoslavia

Oh, nobody here cares about the countries not on my map

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Xou: http://www.bmpc.org/Staff/Staff09/Xou_web.jpg You: http://www.nygypsyfest.com/balkan%20beat%20box.jpg

Obviously i meant to write Xenu

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