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I don't mind uncircumcised dicks. I always found it pretty arousing watching them get hard. Plus when they're hard, they actually look better than circumsised dicks cause they don't have that scar on it. Just warm, smooth, pink, pulsating flesh.
COCKS.
Too risky. My coworkers know one of my real names and how to find me.
Why put yourself in that position when there are thousands of great alternatives who are more readily disposable?
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| Originally posted by The17sss lol... well if the 3rd World countries on that map have the highest percentages of uncircumcised dicks |
I tried to circumcise my coworker once and was fired, on the spot. I also had to replace the electric punch machine. It's expensive and they would NOT let me keep the one I used, even though I was paying for a new one.
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| Originally posted by Sand Leaper I think you need to take another look at that map. |
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| Originally posted by jennypie Plus when they're hard, they actually look better than circumsised dicks cause they don't have that scar on it. |
Kevin gets owned again.
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| Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Kevin gets owned again. |
to the american ladies, maybe:]
i never had a problem, and i rape a lot of women. i never got laughter, crying maybe, but not laughter.
those chicks might make jokes about how uncut cocks look, but most of them also have ugly pussies.
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| Originally posted by The17sss My reading the map wrong doesn't make the turtleneck sweater on your cock any more appealing to the 12 year old girls. |
An uncut cock only looks weird when it's flaccid. And you don't fuck a flaccid cock, so who cares? Unless you don't wash it what's the problem?
if you turn a woman on, by the time you have your cock out she doesn't really care what it looks like.
solution: be a good lover and you can have the ugliest cock in the world but still get it sucked 100% of the time.
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| Originally posted by EddieZilker I was going to try and write a funny post to speak to this but the way you've framed it is so utterly ridiculous that the joke kind of writes itself. It's like Woody Allen wrote a script based on a case study of a Freud Patient with mutilation issues masking an Apron Strings perversion with mommy. |
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Originally posted by The17sss  I'm glad my parents had the doctor lop off the extra foreskin when I was a baby. Hell, I don't remember it. But I certainly do remember the countless times I've heard women laugh about uncircumcised dicks and talk about how nasty they look! |
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| Originally posted by The17sss My reading the map wrong doesn't make the turtleneck sweater on your cock any more appealing to the ladies. |
At times like these, I wonder whether some guys would rather stick their cock in a chick's ass or put it on display in an art gallery.
You have to wonder about a woman who can look at an uncircumsized cock and not have any effect on it. That is, if a guy's got his dick out in front of a chick and he's still flaccid, obviously the woman sucks, not the cock.
i get it now, obama must be uncut or something.
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| Originally posted by epicaricacy i get it now, obama must be uncut or something. |
lol "pitch"
there there guys, it is still not too late..
http://www.google.ca/#hl=en&source=...bb734bc2f1147ae
which reminds me of a funny story...i have only once had a woman be kind of iffy when it came to sex because of being uncut...it wasn't because of how it looked, but because she was jewish. I made her feel naive and stupid for her religious beliefs, and in the end she gave in.
I never called back afterward, and about a week later she came by the bar i was working at at the time to call me out for pumping and dumping. You should have seen her face when i told her the reason was i don't date jews.
cock in frock 1
kosher laws 0.
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| Originally posted by geroin what the fuck are you talking about |
And can you believe all the pussy Woody Allen got? It makes no sense!
Well, he had to marry a women to fuck her daughter..
edit: err..i mean he had to adopt a girl to fuck her, that's a lot of hard work
DO HO HO! *rimshot*
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